all signs are loved

fire signs: katey, rosa, beau earth signs: risa, rachel, celes water signs: carli, trudie, dana air signs: zoe, kylie, elli

[dodecastrology]

the signs as humor

sarcastic, witty humor: Aries, Virgo, Scorpio, CAPRICORN

bad jokes and puns: Taurus, Gemini, SAGITTARIUS , Aquarius

intellectual humor: Libra, Pisces, Leo, Cancer

[astral-obscura]

Signs That Overreact Constantly

SCORPIO, LEO, SAGITTARIUS, Aries, Cancer, Pisces, Gemini, Libra

[astral-obscura]

I can’t count how many people have commented on this in all caps screaming about how it isn’t true. I love astrology

[moonsgodesss]

Case in point

[astrolovecosmos]

Signs that are associated with life: Aries, Virgo, and Taurus.

Signs associated with death: Capricorn

Signs associated with death and rebirth: The water signs (Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces)

[fuks]

help him 

[veronicasantangelo]

max: taurus, cancer, virgo, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius sarah: aries, gemini, leo, libra, scorpio, pisces

[garybrone-deactivated20251118]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[perkiwinkle]

RULE #1 IS THAT YA GOTTA HAVE FUN

[ourcapriquarius]

BUT BABY WHEN YOU’RE DONE YA GOTTA BE THE FIRST TO RUN

[uhhhstrology-deactivated2016070]

RULE #2, JUST DON’T GET ATTACHED TO SOMEBODY YOU COULD LOSE, SO LE-LET ME TELL YOU

[astrologygods-deactivated201510]

THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKEEEER

[our-blissful-sins]

BOYS THEY LIKE A LITTLE DANGER

[uhhhstrology-deactivated2016070]

WE’LL GET HIM FALLIN’ FOR A STRANGER

[astrologyandsuch]

A PLAYER SINGING I LO-LO-LOVE YOU

[dodecastrology]

HOW TOT BE A HEARTBREAKER -rosa

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

[chris-lives-here-deactivated201]

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

[bohemian-fairies-blog]

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

[astrologyandsuch]

girl with teddy bear: gemini, cancer, leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces chloe: aries, taurus, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

[constructionpaperandtears]

[ilikegirlsbro-deactivated201608]

This fucked me up

[humoristics]

[luesor]

gurl: taurus, cancer, libra, pisces boi: aries, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn poptart: gemini, leo, virgo, aquarius

[dodecastrology]

contradicting squads

scary but cute: scorpio, cancer, aries

nice but rude: leo, libra, gemini

blunt but shady: sagittarius, aquarius, scorpio

weird but cool: virgo, pisces, capricorn

confident but insecure: gemini, leo, capricorn

friendly but shy: taurus, virgo, cancer

awkward but smooth: leo, aquarius, aries

honest but reserved: scorpio, libra, pisces

angry but chill: aries, libra, cancer

hot but dorky: gemini, aquarius, capricorn

wild but calm: sagittarius, taurus, pisces

stubborn but easygoing: taurus, virgo, sagittarius

[dodecastrology]

The signs as hot nicknames

Babygirl: virgo, leo, taurus capricorn

Kitten: scorpio, gemini, aries, cancer

Babe *kinda has to be said with raspy morning voice*: sagittarius, libra, aquarius, pisces

[fh-horoscopes]

The Signs as Marina and the Diamonds Catsuits

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[dodecastrology]

the signs according to my leo dad

aries: mom's an aries, right? isn't that her sign-thing? they're... nice

taurus: excuse me, what? torah? what did you say???

gemini: *groans*

cancer: there's a sign named cancer? that's not nice

leo: aren't i a leo? is that what i am? yeah, i'm a leo. right? they're the best, then

virgo: what???????

libra: oh, i know what a libra is... stay away from those

scorpio: torpedo!!!

sagittarius: saggy hilarious??? what did you say??? stop laughing!! whAT DID YOU SAY????

capricorn: *grunts* you're a capricorn. i know that

aquarius: your brother's an aquarius, right? yeah. why don't they sleep

pisces: spicies??

[myastrologyblog]

Do stelliums count if it's 4 asteroids and planets in one house? Or should it just be four planets and no asteroids

stelluims usually refer to planets, and it’s three or more planets in one sign and/or house

-dopey

[dodecastrology]

sleepless nights aren't new to me: aries, leo, sagittarius, aquarius

all these thoughts are killing me: taurus, gemini, virgo, scorpio, capricorn

someone come and put me to ease: cancer, libra, pisces

[dodecastrology]

"Can I do your hair?"

Aries: Touch my hair you die

Taurus: whatever as long as you don't hurt me

Gemini: no

Cancer: no no no no no pls no

Leo: you can try

Virgo: MY HAIR IS PERFECT IM NOT LETTING YOU RUIN IT

Libra: Nah, but can I do yours??

Scorpio: uhh sure why not

Sagittarius: OMFG PLEASE THAT WOULD BE AMAZIG

Capricorn: later

Aquarius: don't touch me

Pisces: NO TOUCH MY HAIR!!!