I'm just the dog I'm just the body

♡★i love sleater-kinney, watching movies, and my dog. i go by Mykhail (Mykey), Zia, and Joey. He/Him and It/Its. header image by your-fave-is -transmasc☆♥︎

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

You can text me when punching the mattress gets old

hillo you may call me whatever name(s) are listed in my description atm (or choose from my list) and use whatever prns are listed there as well. if ur desperately curious I'm very gender apathetic/agender and my attraction fluxiates a lot too. i change blog themes a lot and sometimes urls.

HP FANS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. YOU ARE BLOCK ON SIGHT. DO NOT MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN.

here are some basic likes i suppose

movies: ginger snaps (2000), Misery (1990), saved! (2004), and But I'm a Cheerleader (1999). i will watch practically anything esp if recomended. you can find more on my epic letterboxd.

shows!: arrested development, Psych, creep tapes, 30 Rock, iwtv, workaholics, dead like me, Portlandia, i think you should leave w/ Tim Robinson, COMMUNITY!!!

music: Sleater-Kinney, Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Cobra Starship, Car Seat Headrest, MCR, Pinback, Jack Off Jill, Sleighbells, Bikini Kill.

videojuegos: i play them off and on but SV, ACNH, and Tetris are my faves.

i collect physical media, rocks, weird dolls and fellows, and cool lamps.

i do art! sometimes! @elexecutionatthevampiremansion

i have a back up blog @/stigma-tic

i write... please read it... and like it... also lemme know in the replies if you want to be tagged when i post writing! i don't post it often but i think I'm alright at it

also i like baseball. i don't play it and have never sat through a whole game but my favorite teams are the mets, the diamondbacks, and the dodgers. i really hate the yankees. like really hate them

some other info

certain mutuals are welcome to ask for my discord! I'm not comfortable sharing it with anyone 18+

I'm fine with being mutuals with anyone 18+ but DMs are off limits

not necesarily pro or anti ship because i think it's stupid to debate about that stuff

i think tme/tma is also silly and am also unwilling too debate that

i might rb freaky shite but i tag for possible triggers or cw when i remember

here's my favorite song ATM hope you enjoy my blog

blinkies also mostly by my good friend @rip-my-heart-out-and-eat-it except the fiona apple one

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

one day i am going to disappear off the internet completely. but not before i complete my mission.

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

i have plans for this stupid meme you have no idea

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

honestly my opa has probabally unknowingly met Carrie and or Fred hes just like that

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

PAPA GOT ME BREAD!!!!

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

my dad is home...... papa please don't kick me out of the tv room

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[dogboycarriebrownstein]

I'm getting lightheaded because i haven't eaten in awhile but it's fine I'm drinking lots of water

[calebwittebane]

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

[calebwittebane]

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

i want a sarah mclaughlin piñata...

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

nina i would die for you. but i don't want you to break up with lance because you guys seem perfect for eachother And I'm not a homewrecker. but if i was it would be on accident

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

I'm prplly gonna have to take another shower tonight

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

my whole house smells like onions and sausage

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

i have a lot of clothes for someone who frequently only wears shorts and t shirts or tshirts and jeans

[dogboycarriebrownstein]

doggie i love you but please stop eat ing your dinner in my dads clothesi just washed those