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eliehasmoved

“A system update is available for your life. Do you want to apply the update right now?”

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

elysewillerns-blog

according to my friends i am a virgin horndog and i just wow like that is the most accurate description of me ever

#Nightblogging #rambles

jensenacklesorgtfo

he craves that mineral

lizatonix

STOP

yellowxperil-deactivated2026012

srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the fucking time

like where if he knows a grl doesn’t necessarily want to give him a hug, he will trap her in this position in front of witnesses where she has 2 options- both of which are undesirable for her, while simultaneously desirable for him

if she doesn’t want to hug him, whatever she does, it will suck for her.

she can 1. say nah and be the fucking asshole in front of other ppl or 2. forsake her corporeal boundaries and allow unwanted intimate contact

it’s a fucking trap

knightfrog1248-blog-deactivated

Say: “You make me feel uncomfortable so I don’t want to be intimate with you.”

formerlycainewiseromantic-deact

You realize that that doesn’t actually solve the problem, that will still make women look like assholes for denying someone a hug, especially since any variation of that statement will most likely be met with extra hostility and guilt tripping and assholery, of which the woman would receive no sympathy for enduring coz “she could’ve just given him a hug and gotten it over with.”

If a man is shitty enough to corner a woman into giving him physical contact and intimacy, you can bet your entire ass that he will follow up a decline, especially any iteration of “you make me feel uncomfortable”, with more guilt tripping and mental/emotional manipulation, and this time he will more often than not have the support of the friends and acquaintances witnessing it.

It’s still a trap.

hedwig-dordt

Side with women in that scenario, ESPECIALLY if you’re a man. "DUDE, she doesn’t know you, lay it of!" "Obviously not, you needy jerk" "Yo bro, I’ll hug you"

lickedbydelirium-deactivated201

A man is banned from donating blood even though he’s had sex with only one man since 1970-something and knows for a fact (and can prove) that he does not have any sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDs.

A man is instantly given the chance to donate blood even though he’s had unprotected sex with more women than he can remember because he’s straight and there’s no way putting a penis in a vagina would ever result in sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDs.

carlashawofficial-deactivated20

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

carlashawofficial-deactivated20

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

itacake

do it for him

somestraightartist

*reblogs this 400 times*

carlashawofficial-deactivated20

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

emery-art-dump-thing

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.

boykingdom

who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three