you don't have to call me sir, professor

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[thedgeofsleep]

“––in the medical profession, we got a little thing called hipa, which stands for hope i pay alimony! because my bitch of an ex wife wants me to pay every day.”

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

[vikander]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

no

[cassnottiel]

Its got a face

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

youre making it worse

[marshmallsy]

“Tell Jesper he’s missed. Around the Slat.”

From Kaz, that was as good as a bouquet of flowers and a heartfelt hug – and it would mean the world to Jesper.

[katiemcgrath]

Kaz leaned back. “What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?” “Knife to the throat?” asked Inej. “Gun to the back?” said Jesper.

[lum1natrix]

at least his wallet didn’t attack him this time

[kit-harington]

team Captain America v team Iron Man.

[glorianas]

Open this closet since we got access to the attic here

[easy-hard-archive]

where we dropping?

[edwardspoonhands]

I honestly can’t wait until 30 years from now when teenagers discover that Vine existed and freak the fuck out.

[strawberryspaceship]

*wants to share writing*

*has to write in order to share*

*cries*

[leave-her-a-tome]

*has writing*

*unwilling to share until edited*

*dies*

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

[inked-foundry]

brain: OK, here’s one thing you should probably change in the story.

me: great! i’ll keep it in mind for next draft.

brain: no. now.

me:

me: what I just started—

brain: did i stutter

[fragmentedink-archived]

all it takes to be a ‘real writer’ is having written a single word outside of having to write for something like work or school. You do not need a degree, you do not need to have x many words written. you do not need to be published. all you gotta do, is love writing. remember that.

[stydiaislove]

[andrewilynyckyj]