do I need a title

former Phan blog, just looking for funny sh*t

[robintunney]

Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams The Addams Family (1991) | dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[anxietyproblem]

[doineedatitle]

Some photos of me from Ottawa Pride

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

And? Do you?

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

we’re not talking about me right now

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[1995lahaine]

me???? all i know is mcdonalds, be bisexual, eat hot chip, charge my phone, and lie

[aweirdintrovert-deactivated2018]

i had to take matters into my own hands

[peachs-asshole]

This is it. Smash belongs to the gays

[notlorenzo]

i literally cannot waittttttttttttt!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

[iiswhoiis-deactivated20170714]

[iiswhoiis-deactivated20170714]

when you have receipts

[justbadpuns]

Constipated people are so full of shit

[miiriya]

[daftalchemist]

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

[lesbiantahani]

me yelling “lets GO lesbians” but following me are a bunch of calico kittens

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

do not do this

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[man-door-hand-hook-car-doorsblog]

“Not all men” you’re right, the fab 5 would never treat me like this.

[healbells]

i can’t believe i haven’t seen this yet