dolphinzRhilar

because dolphins are funny little bitches

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[weloveshortvideos]

The dolphin brought her phone back

[jigglyturk]

Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭

[olympius]

Drawing of Hogwarts from the new Pottermore

[miloserdie]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

The 1 friend whos really good at acid guiding everyone else’s trip

[hghprkr]

[cetaceandreams-blog]

Levitate

[tikkunhayam]

Wingardium leviorca

[stillhereunfortunately]

i really dont like dolphins ever since i found out that they can see really well with really good depth perception and can follow pointing really well and stuff. dolphins can watch me. dolphins can lurk around with their slimy banana bodies and use their greedy little eyes and see who i really am and i don’t want to think about what they will do with this knowledge.  

[bottlesbreaking]

SO TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED “DOLPHINS IN TUXEDOS” NOTHING COMES UP SO I DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP IT

AFTER PHOTOSHOPPING THE FIRST DOLPHIN, I DECIDED TO MAKE HIM A BRIDE, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAuSE

THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAND THE WEDDING RING WENT ON SO I DECIDED TO TEXT MY MOM AND

I COULD HEAR HER LAUGHING FROM MY ROOM

BUT THE N

I’MM CRYING

[miserysteaparty]

[live-it-out]

[dolphinzrhilar]

Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror

Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.

sassy dolphins.

[gazpachoblog]

[cyberrdaddy-deactivated20150224]

I love dolphins

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"fight me you bitch"

[street-bleach]

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my anaconda don’t want none unless you got positive reinforcement for my dolphin hon

[didtheysendmedolphins-deactivat]

Let’s get down to business

To defeat the Huns

DID THEY SEND ME DOLPHINS!

When I asked for sons…

[wolfdancer]