@goferispissed ‘s punch out sideblog!! I like to talk about my AU but I do normal punch out too because I enjoy source material equally ❤️ (also my ask box is always open! Don’t be shy!)
Okay so like, I had an idea. I like sirens they're my favorite mythical creatures lowkey. Anyways putting a cut here as this is gonna be a long post (I'm not good at writing character descriptions sorry chat)
LITTLE MAC
Siren
Hating the lifestyle, Little Mac abandoned siren life in an attempt to live a normal life amongst humans. However, he is unsure how long his human facade can last.
BIRDIE MAC
Human
Little Mac's best friend (and only friend). He's also the newest member of the sailor crew.
GLASS JOE
Human
During trips to the sea, Joe's set out to look out for sirens. However, he gets seasick easily. He swears he's fine despite how pale he looks, paler than normal it seems.
VON KAISER
Human
Second in command to the captain, but probably not the best pick. He gets paranoid quickly, especially with new members of the ship. It's understandable why, anyone could be a siren. Anyways, he is prone to yell at others for whatever reason.
DISCO KID
Siren
Probably the most musically inclined amongst the sirens, and that's saying something. Sometimes he does get a bit lost in his own music. Therefor, not a great killer, but great bait.
idk what to put for king hippo sorry guys NEXT
PISTON HONDO
Siren
Is a freshwater siren, but was dragged to the ocean by a certain spanish leader of the sirens. He can survive in saltwater environments it's just mildly uncomfortable. Hondo doesn't really care about killing humans and all that junk, rather, he's a relatively peaceful siren.
BEAR HUGGER
Siren
Also a freshwater siren, but instead of getting dragged along to the vast ocean like Hondo did, he simply just got a bit lost. But that's okay, as he gets a bit of a disney princess moment and befriends the local wildlife.
GREAT TIGER
Siren
Has the most control over siren magic amongst his group. In fact, he can easily conjure a human disguise without an external aid. So with that in mind, Tiger's considered one of the most powerful sirens.
DON FLAMENCO
Siren
The leader of his particular group, and for good reason too. His charisma is through the roof, he's a very competent killer, etc. He does have eyes for a certain human, like genuinely, but he knows this would get in the way of his true mission.
ARAN RYAN
Siren
A rouge siren, he goes where ever he pleases. He ain't much of a singer, so instead, he is an ambusher. He can get quite creative with his attacks, one time he chucked horse shoes at sailors. How did he obtain those horse shoes? Who knows!
SODA POPINSKI
Human
Finally another human after FIVE SIRENS IN A ROW. Uh okay I dunno what to put for him, I'll figure it out later trust.
BALD BULL
Human
Same thing as the last one, I dunno what to write for him
SUPER MACHO MAN
Siren
Ah fuck another siren. Anyways, he's definitely good at his job. He's both a good bait and attacker, so that would mean he's a well respected siren in his group, right? Wrong! He's a fucking asshole, meaning other sirens don't really like him that much, but they still sort of respect his skill.
MR. SANDMAN
Human
Third in command to the captain, essentially if Von Kaiser fucks up his job or is unavailable, Mr. Sandman will be there to take his place. Anyways, he is extremely good at "putting sirens to sleep", making him the best at siren hunting, at least in his crew.
CARMEN (yeah she's here too cuz I love her)
Human
Captain of the sailors. She's excellent at her job. She formed this group with many goals in mind, one of them being siren hunting. She's searching for a certain siren she met long ago, whom nearly let her astray.
sorry no doc louis either idk what to do with him yet.
ANYWAYS! I'm currently writing a fic for this AU, so just you wait! (might make an ask blog too if yall are interested)
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