Hmmm
I’ve decided that
I don’t like you
Who the hell are you talking to? Me?
WHAT
But... why..? We’re supposed to be FAMILY now... you’re supposed to be my little sister and I’m supposed to be your cool older brother..
Well you aren’t cool you’re a DUMBIE and you smell liked a spoiled pumpkin spice latte! Oh, and also?
You’re not a brother to me
BUT... but why not????
Because until my Dad and Papa come and find me, PAC-MAN the cottage cheese smelling sales woman has to be my mom... and my only sibling is my little sister who isn’t here either so I don’t like you!
Pacman can only have one kid and it’s gonna be me, bitch! (She picks him up and starts tying him up)
Sister I don’t like this game anymore
I don’t care and I’m not your sister! (She puts him in a laundry basket)
SIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING... don’t put me in the washer!!!!! What if I get electrocuted??? That could kill me!!!!
I was just going to push you down the stairs until you passed out but that’s a great idea! But first...
(She kicks the laundry basket down the stairs full force, sending him flying)
(Hes flying through the air) AAAAAAAAAAAA
(He slams into the wall and starts feeling tired)
Now... where did you put that tapeworm
(He gasps) oh no.. don’t hurt my little brother Broccoli!
He’s innocent! (The tapeworm wiggles out of his chest plate curiously)
Stop looking at me like that
STOP! I mean it!
THATS IT!
(She eats him)
nOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU EAT HIM HE WAS A GOOD WORM
(Hes crying profusely) my little brother... NOOOO...
Shut up STINKY BOY... it’s time I put you in the WASHER
NOOO PLEASE DONT
Oh wait... I don’t feel so good...
(She clutches her stomach in pain)
