Umaru

Steph , 22 years of age. Having weird taste for stuff is what I do best

[mxmstoons]

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[amateur]

you: fleetwood mac isn’t even good dancing music.

me, an intellectual who knows how to throw a party in mykonos:

[insomniac-arrest]

*newer model ‘2020 Mars Rover’ will be sent out and potentially meet Curiosity*

me: ohohoho I know how this ends

God, save us Robot Romance, your our only ho

[killing-the-headlamps]

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

[nabara]

Visit Original Link

[dont-shoot-me-santaa]

This better be my wedding song or else

[lucygr3y]

[relatablepicturesofporter]

not even His Own Brother knows

[sochill]

[peachy-bunster]

Visit Original Link

[xxxtictacion]

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

this is my mom making stroganoff

[toastbutteregg]

why did this remind me of friends when rachel made that desert with beef

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

[bdluejay]

[pettycentral]

[bpdbuttercup]

I cannot imagine someone actually like loving me??? wanting to be with me?? dating me?? unfathomable & also impossible 

[maryblewberrii]

Anime producers when deciding where all the budget should go:

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

Frank Ancona, Imperial Wizard of the KKK, was found dead tonight

[melissaadelrey]

Dont fuck with me si eres un pinche mentiroso