[dontfightiit]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୭˚ | twenty one | black | bisexual | autistic | they | multifandom |

call me cassi. u2b @milllersfae. using this blog as an autistic garbage disposal. sharing the effects of my special interests from me 2 you. advertised to the self indulgent, crazed, dazed and confused. posting other things here and there.

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[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[funstyle]

When you cant even blog about it

[wolf-aid]

Here we say What is the meaning of international law at this point when some countries are allowed complete impunity to do whatever they want without consequences

I'm so sad. My family needs your help donate

[creamycuppy]

when me and sis lowkenuinely dont even give a fuck anymore and we're just on our own shit you know like stacking paper and stacking cheddar and shit you know and getting women in short sleeve polo shirts to feed us pellets you know that good nutrition pellets you know

[excitementshewrote]

[furryprovocateur]

[deadmegumi]

Gif for if you need to strangle jensen ackles really fast but you're also kind of sad about it

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

individually wrapped cheese slices are the invention of a deeply unwell pervert

[butterflikisses]

This page supports BLACK WOMEN being loved, soft, happy, cherished, admired, uplifted, supported, respected, spoiled, and feminine.

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[cutedummybish-deactivated202306]

[modelsof-color]

Anok Yai at The 2026 Met Gala

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[tw1sters]

KENT: A Clark Kent Furniture-Breaking Collaboration Masterlist

Looking for quality furniture or durable equipment? Have no fear, KENT is here! We guarantee the quality of all of our pieces — trust us, only Superman could break it.

(Alternatively, Clark Kent breaks a lot of furniture items during sex)

Warnings: Minors do not interact. All stories are NSFW 18+. Please be sure to read the content warnings in each of our catalogue items prior to reading!

'Cause It's Insured — @theworstwolvie (May 5) ⤷ on sale: dining table

Life with Clark Kent is usually full of simple domestic bliss - until things are hot and heavy and he breaks your dining room table, of course.

Spilled Milk — @tw1sters (May 7) ⤷ on sale: kitchen counter

In a world where Superman never became a journalist, he crafts custom countertops for a living. His biggest challenge isn’t the work; it’s keeping his hands to himself around you long enough not to break what he’s trying to sell.

Under Pressure — @anon-188 (May 12) ⤷ on sale: bathtub

Clark can’t leave you alone—even when he really, really should. the pressure builds… and something has to give.

Is This Desk Taken? — @pinksplace (May 14) ⤷ on sale: executive desk

A party. An empty office. A very pretty dress. A very tight dress shirt. A drink, maybe two. A note. A desk. A questionable amount of trust placed in some wood and Formica.

Horsepower — @sparklingsin (May 19) ⤷ on sale: lex luthor's ferrari

Tired of the parade of men falling at your feet at Lex Luthor's wedding and your silence from last night's fight, Clark decides to take you on a wild ride in his best friend's Ferrari.

One More Load — @kryptidfiles (May 21) ⤷ on sale: washer/dryer

"Sweetheart, unless completely irreparable: it stays." Newly moved into Clark’s apartment, you’re trying very hard not to let his shitty washer and dryer ruin the honeymoon phase. Then one more load comes out damp, wrinkled, and still holding a soggy sock hostage at the bottom, and you finally snap. Clark walks in on you all bare legs and bad attitude, and decides if he’s handling the laundry, he’s handling you too.

Neighborly Favors — @thceseus (May 26) ⤷ on sale: couch

Clark Kent is the perfect neighbor and the ultimate gentleman. Baking cookies, fixing stuff around your apartment, always there with his reliable smile. So who's he to say no when you ask him to help build your new couch and… break it???

Sweet Stuff — @clarknsun (May 28) ⤷ on sale: porch swing

Going back to Smallville was supposed to be simple—visit his parents and keep them company for the weekend. Easy as pie, right? But when Clark comes face-to-face with a decade-old crush, a dinner at his ma's turns into bonding over apple pie, broken hearts, and a broken porch swing.

Off the Books — @heldbybarnes (June 2) ⤷ on sale: workout bench

Clark hires you off the books to help him control his strength in bed—because every partner before you has gotten hurt. You agree for the wrong reasons, pushing his limits on the workout bench until reinforced steel buckles and Clark loses control. He thinks you’re saving him. You’re really making yourself the one thing he can’t walk away from.

American Boy — @maiamore (June 4) ⤷ on sale: copier/printer

Staying at work late to impress the new editor-in-chief proves to be something Clark Kent isn't equipped to handle.

A very big shoutout to all my incredibly talented friends for participating in this brainrot collab. We're bringing our collective goon to the dash 💞

Special thank you to @unificsation and Pink (pinksplace) for helping me with the inspiration for the masterlist header and Ash (sparklingsin) for creating the lovely fic headers above!!!

Without further ado, we hope you enjoy all the stories in this collection. Please be sure to reblog, comment, and like if you've read and enjoyed the story! Us writers always adore seeing feedback wink wink!!!

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