It ain't no sin to be glad you're alive

I know what a mirage is. My dermatologist said I had the strongest family profile for autoimmune disease she had ever seen. Christian. If you reblog a post of mine with a Tolkien or CS Lewis quote I'll block you. Header a comment my darling Lu made on a post of mine which. yeah. that's how it feels.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"It's so over" may endure for a night, but "we're so back" cometh in the morning.

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Worst dishes to wash by hand

empty oil bottles

water bottles

plastic tupperware

Mason jars that contained sourdough starter

those plastic slidey lids on hot drink tumblers

blender blades

whisks/beaters

something else

I'm allergic to dishwater

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

I mostly prefer the no-dishwasher life. But there are moments ...

[wintergardenscribe]

some emojis I'd like to propose:

lighthouse

Ophelia painting by John Williams Waterhouse

lament for Hector of Troy (would require creativity but could be done)

mozzarella sticks

lip balm

Don Quixote charging at a windmill

Pride and Prejudice hand scene

argyle socks

every possible combination of animals having a lightsaber duel

lava lamp

[bellamysgriffin]

-Edna St. Vincent Millay, Dirge Without Music

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

hamlet dashboard simulator

😱 elsinore-confessions Follow

widowed queen gertrude is crazyyyyy fine

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🏴‍☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark

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#personal #to be or not to be UGH that is the question #like is it nobler in the minds to suffering slings and arrows of outrageous fortune??? #or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them #:( #to die #to SLEEP #no more #and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to #tis a consummation DEVOUTLY to be wished #to die to sleep #to sleep perchance to dream?? #ay THERES the rub #for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil #that gives me pause tbh

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📚 horatio.the.truant

can we please stop fear mongering and spreading misinformation about what has been going on lately. take it from a wittenberg uni student: there is no such thing as ghosts, and there is not one roaming around elisnore castle. there are literally guards patrolling 24/7. if there were ghosts we would know.

📚 horatio.the.truant

hey guys! so turns out there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy

#actually shaking right now #what the fuck is going on

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👻 ghost.tracker Follow  

spotted last night, marcellus and myself, when yond same star that’s westward from the pole had made his course t’illume that part of heaven where it now burns. the bell was then beating one

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😊 average-dane-20 Follow

omg murder of gonzago is touring here this month!! i just got my tickets im SO excited

✉️ im-orsick-of-this

honestly don't get your hopes up about this production. i heard they're changing the whole story around and it's kind of a weird modern retelling :( sounds like it's gonna be a waste of time unfortunately

#i signed an nda at work so i cant really say how i know this #but trust me guys you do not want to be there when this happens

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😱 elsinore-confessions Follow

it's actually so fucked up that people are just on tumblr blogging about how hot they think the queen is. does no one care about the fact that she literally has a son who is probably really uncomfortable seeing these comments on his dash. is anyone thinking about him. does anyone care that he's probably having a really hard time right now

(submitted-via-anoynmous)

#one can literally smile and be a villain in denmark this place fucking sucks

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🏴‍☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark

im actually going to kill my uncle

🏴‍☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark

im not joking like im really going to do it

🏴‍☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark

guys should i kill my uncle????

yes

no

Voting ended onSep 16, 2025

#FUCK what an ass am i #this is most brave #im literally the son of a dear father murdered #prompted to revenge by heaven and hell #and im out here like a whore unpacking my heart with words #fuck thisssss #hmm ive heard guilty creatures sitting at a play have by the cunning of the scene #been so struck to the soul that they just proclaim their malefactions #👀

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👴🏻 p0l0nius Follow

goodbye son @ laertes and good luck in paris! the wind sits in the shoulder of your sail and you are stayed for. i send my blessing with thee and these few precepts in thy memory Read more

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🤺 laertes

au revoir bitches ya boy is on his way to parissss

#FUCK this court #not really sure what is going on here but i am not sticking around to find out lmfao #also does anyone know if the ghost stuff everyone is reblogging is real

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🧪 not.king.claudius

stop reblogging that post about the king's wedding

okay buckle up because i have been seeing a LOT of people talk about how the timing of the king and queen's marriage after the late king's death was weird. but first of all, the picture that has been going around alleging that they used the same food from his funeral to furnish the wedding feast is NOT real and has been debunked multiple times by @ also-not-king-claudius. so please stop reblogging that. second, i've been seeing posts saying that the late king hamlet was way hotter than claudius (like hyperion to a satyr etc) which is honestly so disrespectful when claudius threw an awesome wedding feast that a lot of you all benefitted from and all king hamlet ever did was wage war on fortinbras. also gertrude and claudius were NOT having an affair before they got married. i dont even know how that rumor got started because there is absolutley no proof. it's incredibly irresponsible to spread rumors like that when they are so destructive and hurtful and i cant believe people never check their sources before reblogging. and btw @/elsinore-confessions is NOT a reliable source. sorry but i will be blocking anyone who reblogs posts claiming there was some kind of affair. anyway i dont know what i expected from this hellsite but tbh it was more than this :/

#claudius was literally just in equal scale weighing dole and delight #but of course thats controversial now #🙄

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🌼 opheliaaaaa

view from my walk this morning!

#nature #flowers #wildlife #aesthetic

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💁🏻‍♀️ concerned.danish.mom

hey guys. does anyone have tips on how to connect with your teenage son when he keeps accusing you of unchastity and incest :(

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🌹 rose.n.crantz Follow

yayyyy king claudius gave us free cruise tickets to england

⭐️ youre-looking-guildenstern Follow

it's actually been forever since we hung out with hamlet. this is gonna be so fun

⭐️ youre-looking-guildenstern Follow

does anyone know how to send a distress signal

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🌄 remembering-denmark-54 Follow

Today we remember Yorick, a former court jester of the late King Hamlet who passed away several years ago. He is now buried in the Elsinore Castle Graveyard, and is remembered as a fellow of most excellent fancy.

🏴‍☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark

omg poor yorick :(( @ horatio.the.truant i knew him!!! a fellow of infinite jest

#he hath borne me on his back like a thousand times!! #and now how abhorred in my imagination it is! #my gorge straight up rises at it #here hung those lips that i kissed i know not how oft #where are ur gibes now? #gambols? #songs? #flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?

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🌼 opheliaaaaa

ummm ok hiiiiii <3

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👑 young.fortinbras Follow

anyone else been lowkey thinking about invading denmark lately

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😱 elsinore-confessions Follow

not to insult the crown prince or whatever but does anyone else think he seems like a fucking loser

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[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

if I had to categorize them by boy bands which no one has asked me to do ever i would say the orkney knights are more jonas brothers coded while lancelot and co would be more so one direction

[geryone]

Goatsong, Leila Chatti

[havingapoemwithyou]

on my way home from the hospital by Robert Wood Lynn

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Everyone's like oh Steve is such a player meanwhile Steve has been in love with the same woman for like six years at this point

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Computer! You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette. Loud enough to kill.

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Voting ended on1h

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

I think he knows by Taylor swift most unrealistic song ever I've never assumed a man just knows something about my internal world once in my life still a summer bop though

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[unliikelylovers]

it’s been said before and it’s not even close to the worst thing but it sucks how our current robber barons are such philistines. like these guys aren’t even building libraries or concert halls. they can’t even pretend to enjoy art, and they don’t see any value in signaling that they appreciate art

[higglety]

this current batch of the fithy-rich is BORING. They're BORING. Oh you have a yacht that's bigger than anybody else's yacht but functionally no different from one of your fancy houses? BORING. You have yet another fast car? YAWN. You ate a burger but like, a special burger? whatever. FUND AN OPERA ABOUT ANOTHER RICH GUY YOU HATE, DIPSHITS. How about you put a concert hall with your name on it in every city in the US and fund their operations for the next decade, if you're so rich????? unless you're too poor to afford that????? How many people do you, personally, directly employ, and what are their salaries? Do you pay well enough to command the loyalty and willing service of any masters of their craft? It would be so easy to win the absolute love and adoration of the masses in this climate but no, they wanna build bunkers and play politics in order to save a few more miserable nickles.

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

I need the horrors to wait for like two weeks until my awful job I screamed and cried for is over and then they came come back but I need them to leave me alone for like just a little bit