It ain't no sin to be glad you're alive

I know what a mirage is. My dermatologist said I had the strongest family profile for autoimmune disease she had ever seen. Christian. If you reblog a post of mine with a Tolkien or CS Lewis quote I'll block you. Header a comment my darling Lu made on a post of mine which. yeah. that's how it feels.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"It's so over" may endure for a night, but "we're so back" cometh in the morning.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

I'm working front of house right now and we had someone try to come in 11 minutes after the show had started. Because the show was sold out and the seats are not assigned, when very full we are very hardline on our 10 minute late policy because it can be very disruptive to try to get people into seats when the seats are scattered all over the place, because audiences never do what we ask and fill the seats fully from the front. Anyway, at eleven minutes past a couple come up to me (white man wearing locs, bad signs) and ask to come in and I say oh I'm so sorry we have a cutoff. They say they were lost because of the satnav I say truly I am sorry, they start getting super huffy, the guy says it's literally sixty seconds I, because I cannot control my big mouth, say 'it was eleven minutes', they continue to argue I continue to say I'm so sorry. They talk to each other about it and are swearing a lot very close to me. THEN!!! The man looks me in the eye!!! And goes I hope you have a terrible day! Truly I mean it I hope your day is awful! And then they say it again as they leave! And I say omg thank you SO much bye bye!!!! Crazy a man would say that to another person!!!

And the real wild thing about it is that it seems very very obvious to me that front of house workers are given directions from on high, obviously. But we are all still people. Meaning that, in small ways, we actually do have the ability to decide when, and for whom, to bend the rules. If those people had been polite to me at any point during the interaction I couldn't have made promises but I might well have gone and checked. And that seems very obvious to me and yet completely passed them by!

[worst-roommates-ever]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

ALSO on the back of the book I was promised a forbidden and passionate love story and putting aside feelings about hey I like it when nuns keep their vows of celibacy because not everything has to be about perfect people it's like these two women just keep having sex and absolutely nothing about how they talk to each other has convinced me that they like each other. NOT passionate!!! Not love!!!! And once again where is the bog monster!!!!!!!!!!

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

One thing I will say about medieval nun book is they somehow made medieval Christian mysticism boring and it's like. Why do that. Why take something objectively fun and interesting and a little crazy and making it just boring people wandering around. Also not enough bog monster. Very minor bog monster. I want way more bog monster.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Reading a book about medieval nuns and an evil bog monster that the problem is the author clearly believes that religious people are not particularly interesting or intelligent and it's not even offensive it's just a very boring take to have to wade through 375 pages of a book about people the author doesn't respect, and I have a fever so no energy to complain more though I will soon, but what it really boils down to is it is reminding me that atheists will never criticise the church with the same detail, imagination, and flair, that I can criticise the church and frankly it's always disappointing when they try.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

obsessed with the way the SECOND my body gets a mild cold it also hits me with a fever like we don't have TIME to wait it out with a runny nose and try to get rid of the germs that way. Boil them alive overnight and get out of bed tomorrow.

[vishnovy]

yeah, sure

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

My close personal friends Dougal Todd and Robin Rainey!!!!

[byjove]

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

[contagiousgrace]

katy Perry was right. I do feel like a plastic bag.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Love my friend living with me but it is SO dangerous I keep saying I will go to bed and then I don't

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

she has ADHD. I probably have ADHD. None of us can guess at the passage of time with any accuracy ever.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Love my friend living with me but it is SO dangerous I keep saying I will go to bed and then I don't

[byjove]

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

[prguitarman]

Happy Left Handers Day!

[thriceandonce]

#I highly recommend moving out #buying everything available in the lefthanded version #and then inviting family members over for cooking together :-) #causes some very funny lightbulb moments

@thefibrarchaeologist incredible, I love this😂💯💯💯

[recordstore]

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

[glubby]