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[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[lovingmyselfishard]

I will always reblog this.

[crypto-homo-rocker]

oh good gravy i love this

[feketeribizli]

they’re talking about hand/blow jobs

[republicansareahategroup]

CEOs and large corporations are the real welfare queens 👑.

Working off of the labor of others, only there because of being born into capital and pre-existing familial or business relations? Yep

[meetnategreen]

[deathcomes4u]

And people still try to defend this shit with ‘Well they MUST work REALLY HARD to earn THAT kind of money!!!’

I assure you they don’t. I assure you the people earning the least money are working the most. I don’t see CEO’s doing 60 hour weeks just to keep food on the table. They don’t do that, because they don’t have to, because they get paid so much they aren’t desperate enough to have to.

[simonalkenmayer]

If you follow me, reblog this. It is an important piece of data. I would love to see one for the annual tax expenditure of minimum wage versus CEO’s as a proportion of their annual income.

This is the aggregation of labor. This is what it looks like. It has happened before. It will likely happen again unless it is changed.

[dontkissthetrashmouth]

Stop electing rich assholes into office. The only way to get rid of these parasites, is to break the hold they have over your government and legal system.

[arionaleilani]

reddie’s wedding but instead of them choosing who walks down the aisle they both get blindfolded and start at opposite sides of the room and it’s a competition where whoever reaches the alter first gets to say their vows first

[arionaleilani]

eddie, walking in circles: AM I THERE YET

bill, mike, stan, and bev, in unison: not even close

richie, tripping over a relative and falling to the floor: i’M GONNA WIN YOU FUCKING LOSER

eddie: IF I LOSE THIS WEDDING IS CANCELLED

ben, filming the whole thing: they really were made for each other

[kaspbrak-eddie]

lmao they blindfold eddie and just make richie do it without glasses on

[dontkissthetrashmouth]

“S-sorry Rich, that’s not the puh-priest. That’s the cake...” “I knew that!”

[officialjonsnow]

Stan: If Pennywise doesn’t show up in 15 minutes we are legally allowed to leave.

[wet-monsoon]

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

[wet-monsoon]

no….. No

NO

[claratyler]

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

[wet-monsoon]

[busket]

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

[creature-enjoyer29-deactivated2]

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

[nuevayor]

[brieflyenchantingcoffee-deactiv]

Guys…..it’s Scrat*

[bored-weather]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[dontkissthetrashmouth]

“Did somebody call for Scart?” (and yes, Ross is his middle name)

[just-shower-thoughts]

If sat is the past tense of sit, then fat is the past tense of fit.

[vittupillukakka]

IT (2017) x Kiki’s Delivery Service

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[badgengar]

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

[dontkissthetrashmouth]

Look, @isolemnyswearimuptonogood​ !!!

[xlandloud]

YOOO WHAT ABOUT THIS: stan, BUT, he’s wearing bills clothes? ;))

gotta give the people what they want

[asdpositivity]

I am Autistic, and Autism Speaks does not speak for me

I am not a burden.

I am not a mistake.

I am not missing a piece.

I am not a disease.

I am not something that needs to be cured.

I am not something that needs to be fixed.

I am not something that needs to be prevented.

I am autistic, and Autism Speaks does not speak for me.

Autism Speaks has SUPPORTED families of autistic people that have abused, and even murdered, their autistic child because they are “too much of a burden”.

Autism Speaks is a board made ENTIRELY of neurotypicals - Autism “Speaks” does not speak for autistic people, they speak for themselves.

Autism Speaks is a hate group.

Autism Speaks tries to instill fear into the minds of others to try and target us as dangerous.

As tragic mistakes.

As something that can be prevented.

But do you know what?

I am autistic, and I am perfect.

I am autistic, and I am human.

[wecometothelosversclub]

Richie: oh Eds, I’ve missed seeing your face when you make sarcastic comments in an attempt to hide your true feelings about me.

Eddie: please *rolls eyes*

Richie, to the losers club: See that eye roll? It translates to “How am I possibly keeping my hands off you, Richie?”

Eddie: yeah, keep them from strangling you.

[dontkissthetrashmouth]

Hey, thanks for the tag, @eddiesbullshitgazebos! Ooh, this one’s pretty deep! Let’s see...

rules – bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag people.

AIR

I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE

I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organized sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing

WATER

I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world • I sleep past midday most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors not words

EARTH

I wear glasses/contacts • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian or vegan • I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER

I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally

Tagging some people I know well, and some that I don’t (yet): @isolemnyswearimuptonogood @richrichbitch @tinylilnerd @a-nxiety-tm

[dontkissthetrashmouth]

when are you gonna update your story?

Hi anon! I’m guessing you’re referring to the Stozier story (?)The past few chapters, I had pre-written, and could edit and post relatively quickly in a row. I’ve run out of pre-written material, and will need to entirely write out the upcoming chapters. So, it’ll be a little shower!I have been working on it, and hope to write some more tomorrow, but I’d rather not make promises that I might not be able to keep.If you’re not already on the taglist, give me a shout, and I can add you. That way, you’ll get an update when the next post is online.

[moved-to-quesadillarichie]

Eddie: I love you

Richie: good choice

Eddie, annoyed: fuck you

Richie: better choice

Eddie:

Eddie: wAIT A SECOND

[pochowek]

what song comes to your mind when you hear the word “tonight”

[dontkissthetrashmouth]

[kaspbrak-eddie]

“richie shut the fuck up we are all gay”

[catsbrak]

[kaspbrak-eddie]

HAHAHAHA I JUST CHOKED