Call me Kid

Hey, I'm Claude, but I much prefer the nickname my friends call me. if my parents say you can't trust me with fire, they are LYING #alwps

[thebittersweetscience]

assign your mutuals a vibe

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[birdofmay]

[ID: Post this and let your mutuals decide what you're most known for /end ID]

[terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus]

An AU Where…

It’s revealed that Andre Bourgeois is a robot built by Plagg for nefarious purposes

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

.....@plaggsfromagerie I have concerns.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

We don't talk about Bruno no no no. We don't talk about Bruno.

[i-am-the-visitor]

Prop 65 was made for a reason

[real-eiffel-tower]

Prop 65 is a coward

[i-am-the-visitor]

Prop 65 can save lives

[real-eiffel-tower]

Nobody's out here eating tables though.

*looks at Luka*

...okay, maybe one person is eating tables.

[i-am-the-visitor]

It just not about eating tables, it about eating with chemicals could put at risk

[lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine]

So tables without chemicals are fine to eat right?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Sounds safe enough

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

you cannot eat money oh no

[lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine]

Yes you can????

[sentibug-lives]

yeah eiffy, you can eat anything if you try hard enough!! even akumas and lucky charms!!

[lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine]

If you eat a lucky charm does ladybug have to throw you up to the sky at the end of the battle so it fixes things? Do ladybugs come out of you?? Have you tried that?

[ni-yooo]

i think i've seen this story before and i didn't like the ending

[lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine]

I need to test it out

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

we are not testing this out

[lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine]

Dude if anything goes wrong I'll just second chance it

[sonnets-melody]

I'm a Bunny, I've seen this happen, Can We Not Eat Lucky Charms And Akumas, it's not pleasant for the eater, so let's not do this, Bunny orders, thanks

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I still wanna eat the akuma tho.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I've decided that I need one of these. I think it fits so well actually.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Wait. This is actually a real thing?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Of course it is! Don't insult me.

[a-simple-song]

Mime, are you sure you want to look this... how do you say it. Terminally online?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Heh, who isn't these days?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I've decided that I need one of these. I think it fits so well actually.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Wait. This is actually a real thing?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Of course it is! Don't insult me.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I've decided that I need one of these. I think it fits so well actually.

[me-and-my-skateboard-and-i]

what is smth you can feel in your stomach without ever eating it

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

stomach acid, bro

you’re feelin’ stomach acid

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

That's so true

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

wait, can you feel my stomach acid?

bro 😳

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I don't think so, but my stomach does feel a little weird, so it could me.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

do you think people feel stomach acid in heaven?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I think so, but it probably turns into flowers or something pretty.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

oooo, like stomach bouquets! bro i could write a soulmate story about that—somethin’, somethin’, the flower of your favorite person is the one growin’ in your stomach

and you can only figure out who it is by takin’ a poop

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Yes, exactly like that! If you ever write it, I would love to read that.

[me-and-my-skateboard-and-i]

what is smth you can feel in your stomach without ever eating it

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

stomach acid, bro

you’re feelin’ stomach acid

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

That's so true

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

wait, can you feel my stomach acid?

bro 😳

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I don't think so, but my stomach does feel a little weird, so it could me.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

do you think people feel stomach acid in heaven?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I think so, but it probably turns into flowers or something pretty.

[me-and-my-skateboard-and-i]

what is smth you can feel in your stomach without ever eating it

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

stomach acid, bro

you’re feelin’ stomach acid

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

That's so true

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

wait, can you feel my stomach acid?

bro 😳

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I don't think so, but my stomach does feel a little weird, so it could me.

[me-and-my-skateboard-and-i]

what is smth you can feel in your stomach without ever eating it

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

stomach acid, bro

you’re feelin’ stomach acid

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

That's so true

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

psa: for your own safety please do not consume any butterflies or objects that are red with black spots. thank you

[felix-graham-devanily]

Just because of this I’m going to eat the next butterfly I see.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

The god is unhappy because I said I wanted to eat an akuma to see if it would akumatize my tongue or just taste weird.

[felix-graham-devanily]

Well Tikki isn’t the boss of you. Let’s find an akuma and test it out.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Yes, let's do it!

[felix-graham-devanily]

I have like a jar with three of them. Do you think that will be enough?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Absolutely. We better hurry!

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

you're not going anywhere

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Yes we are. Can't you see us sprinting at this very moment?

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

psa: for your own safety please do not consume any butterflies or objects that are red with black spots. thank you

[felix-graham-devanily]

Just because of this I’m going to eat the next butterfly I see.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

The god is unhappy because I said I wanted to eat an akuma to see if it would akumatize my tongue or just taste weird.

[felix-graham-devanily]

Well Tikki isn’t the boss of you. Let’s find an akuma and test it out.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Yes, let's do it!

[felix-graham-devanily]

I have like a jar with three of them. Do you think that will be enough?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Absolutely. We better hurry!

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

psa: for your own safety please do not consume any butterflies or objects that are red with black spots. thank you

[felix-graham-devanily]

Just because of this I’m going to eat the next butterfly I see.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

The god is unhappy because I said I wanted to eat an akuma to see if it would akumatize my tongue or just taste weird.

[felix-graham-devanily]

Well Tikki isn’t the boss of you. Let’s find an akuma and test it out.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Yes, let's do it!