Elle Woods For Whales

Hello! I'm Jessica and I'm trying to delay adulthood through a deep love of puppies and law school!

[melaninmedicine]

Find me in bed, ignoring text messages and scrolling on Tumblr

[reactionimagesdaily]

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[catchyvideos]

OP @gingerthepuspin on TikTok ♡

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[importantcatpics]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[mysharona1987]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[anexperimentallife]

[uncivilliberties]

Too good et cetera et cetera

[yesterdaysprint]

The Richmond Item, Indiana, August 19, 1922

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Text reading: The disgusting thing about paying rent is it won’t stay paid. /End ID]

[feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[butchfagminotaur]

[ruinedchildhood]