who are you to tell me im not warm enough

Dorion : 24 : there's probably at least 50 of me : we're chillin tho : I love you 😚

[catchymemes]

[plantanarchy]

sometimes watering plants all day every day is very repetitive but also if it wasn't so repetitive i couldnt do things like write a song about deadly nightshade to the tune of away in a manger

[plantanarchy]

Yeah that's... Just what you do while watering plants I guess

[plantanarchy]

help I have had this song stuck in my head for two days

[aurosoul]

The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)

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Why didn’t you credit the artists? @aurosoul

[aurosoul]

……… I am the artist

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

Receipts?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I fucking hate this dude

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

They Just frisbeed that fucker

[dorad-stuff]

It's saturday afternoon. You got nothing to do. You're bored out of your mind, scrolling through your social media feeds. Meme, meme, engagement post, meme, article about shitty news, I'm pregnant!, article about shitty news. Then a lot more shitty news. Now you just wish you could do SOMETHING to make a difference. To help. To fix all the world's problems. Maybe invite a couple million strangers on the internet to raid Area 51? Or! (if you're feeling a little more realistic, and are located in/near the Atlanta area) You could come to SONG's monthly membership meeting. It's only 2 hours, you get to learn about work in movements geared toward making sure the rights of the people are respected and upheld, particularly queer/trans people of color affected by the prison industrial complex. Plus there's free food! Who doesn't love free food? This week's meeting is focused on the history of guerrilla theater, along with some example of how it works. Hope to see you there! https://www.instagram.com/p/B0E0WA9FFT1/?igshid=1tvjdx8a1phxs

[personalmoshiakh]

well. I’m well and truly fucked right now, as doctors refuse to take me seriously and nobody seems concerned about my persistent fever; I’m even more limited in mobility than usual and in desperate need of new pajamas, as I keep waking up soaked in sweat from autoimmune fever.

I don’t have family or local support beyond a close friend who’s struggling herself, and I’m stuck in homeless accommodation for the next g-d knows how long. My benefits are £504 a month, which is increasingly not enough.

If you’re in the position to help a gay Soviet Jew survive Brexit and austerity, you can donate via PayPal:

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Go to paypal.me/zacknesvitsky and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[partychance]

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

[partychance]

[stand-up-gifs]

Baron Vaughn (x)

[smosh]

I’ve never seen such an appropriate font change in a gif set.

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[coughloop]

[jo2uke-himboshikata]

[stream]

Same, Forky, same.

[humorblr]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[dialmformags]

#i don’t wan to be Too Deep with this#but i always liked this little moment#because Warner is trying to imply that marilyn is a lesser woman than jackie#as if all women are one of two things. and one of those things is ‘better’#but elle seems confused because she just sees them as two women#or at least doesn’t see why marilyn would be ‘worth’ less than jackie#or something like that#and therefore their main difference comes down to something simple#something dumb#and her mind concludes it must be#their hair color#and that might not be what the scene was trying to do at all#but that’s how i see it so#….#legally blonde#elle woods said marilyn deserves just as much respect as jackie (via @kaiayame​)

[filipiniality]

The director’s cut? Good for him! 😌

[ewaneneollav]

*literally being stung wildly by a swarm of hundreds of bees*haha yeah your all so fucking easy easy to troll oh my god. maybe if you werent so stupid and gay you wouldntbe so pissed about me going near the bee hive. fucking gay bees

[starswallowingsea]

*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*

[freya-du-loch]

This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins they’re at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

[mischief-and-maryment]

My university lecturer during our Etruscans and Romans unit couldn’t find decent re-constructions of the tomb of Gaius Cestius which during the 3rd century had become incorporated into the Aurelian walls. The walls have since been demolished and it is difficult to view the tomb in it’s original content. The only depiction of the tombs within the Aurelian walls - and the one my lecturer put into his content- was the appearance it made in Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood

[foodffs]

THE BEST SALAD DRESSING RECIPES

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Is this how you roll?

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

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