𝅘𝅥 = 60,000

[doremi-records]

Records Captain Doremi

a lobotomy corporation rp blog by @cryptologicalmystic in the same universe as a bunch of other people! asks will come from @mystics-rp-central

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rules

[mystics-rp-central]

OOC Notice

You've probably noticed the lack of posts on my Lobotomy Corporation blogs. Due to waning interest in the roleplay they are a part of, I have decided to discontinue them, at least for the time being.

I don't plan to delete the blogs. At some point I may decide to reactivate them, whether to rejoin the same roleplay or to be part of a new one; for now, though, consider them inactive.

I'll be reblogging this to all the blogs that I'm discontinuing, with a short IC explanation of what happened next attached.

[doremi-records]

[Something in Captain's lunch must have reacted badly with the TT2 device. The next time Doremi goes to bang on it, they are unceremoniously transported through time and space to an unknown location. It could be some time in this facility's future, or it could be somewhere else entirely, but rest assured they're going to flourish there.]

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"I think I used to have some intended path some time ago but I've long since given up on it in favor of just letting my legs and wings take me where they want to go." [He puts his arms behind his head, his eyes closed as he continues to walk after Doremi]

[They're now at the elevator]

[doremi-records]

fair enough.

[Doremi punches the button for Safety's middle elevator.]

i wonder, is the thing. this facility seems to attract outsiders, especially versions of you. do you have any idea why that might be?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Nope!" [He says in a very sing-songy voice]

[Dave lets Doremi on first and then follows after them. Once inside, he leans back on the elevator wall. If Doremi hadn't noticed the dark-haired agent's spinning cogwheel pupils earlier they probably do now.]

[doremi-records]

cool eyes. where'd you get them?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh? These? Can't seem to remember but I think it was shortly after I first started dimension hopping... They're probably a side effect of it or something. They don't seem to do much outside of spin all day."

[Dave moves his hands from behind his head to into his jacket pockets, taking out a chewable stim toy in a plastic bag. They take it out, put it around their neck, and proceeds to start chewing on it. It looks exactly like his pupils]

[doremi-records]

ooo, can you change the rate they spin at? or is it all autonomic?

[Fascination. The elevator's almost there.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Hm? I've never tried that before. It usually just swirls at random rates. But they don't spin at different ones. They're always in sync.

[His talking is a bit... different since he's chewing on something, but it's still understandable]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi is mentally taking notes.]

do they always spin in one direction, or do they reverse on occasion?

[Ding. Elevator's here.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[Dave gets himself up from leaning against the elevator wall, releasing his chew stim to hang around his neck.]

"Honestly, the rotation direction changes at random..."

[His eyes close for a moment then open, they're spinning in a different direction now. He gives out a mischievous grin]

"Now shall we make it over to our destination and begin our little lunch theft?"

[doremi-records]

[Doremi grins back.]

hell yes.

[They march for the Safety breakroom.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The two agents get to the Safety Department's break room rather quickly.]

[Dave semi-quietly hummed "mission impossible" as the two made their way to the break room.]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi quietly half-whistles along. It's perfectly on key. Showoff.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The duo are now in the break room, luckily there's nobody there.]

[Dave manages to reach the fridge shortly before Doremi does]

[doremi-records]

now, i don't know much about what his lunch looks like. i assume you know more than me.

[Doremi's whispering, mostly as a joke.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The taller of the two opens the fridge and finds a few of plastic food containers with Poussey's name on them. One is some leftover tteoboki, a small thing of cucumber kimchi, a couple of sandwiches, and some leftover jjajangmyeon, and a tiny thing of sundae. There also is a massive thing of leftover bossam with a note on it saying that anyone can have some of it]

[Dave lets out a whistle]

"Damn. That's a lot. Alongside a thing of bossam that is free for the pickings."

[doremi-records]

wow, he eats a lot. is that why the both of you are so tall?

[quantumgazesickshades]

[Dave lets out a laugh as he takes the food out of the fridge]

"Most likely! I also think how often I eat is why I'm taller than my fellow worldhoppers of the same cloth."

[He starts reheating all the food except the kimchi. As it's all heating up the tall worldhopper is plating everything as it finishes. He may be hungry but he also likes things to be neat darnit.]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi types on their communicator, noting the whole interaction down in their day planner for future reference. They're whistling again, something that starts in A minor but transitions to D minor after a few bars.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The food is finished and plated now. Dave moves all this over to a nearby table in the room alongside some drinks (some F*nta cans) and cutlerly (fork, spoon, knife, chopsticks).]

"Aight! Hope this didn't take too long."

[The blue-haired worldhopper sits down on one side]

[doremi-records]

not at all, not at all.

[Doremi helps themself to some of the bossam and a lone can of Suck-my-Enegy! soda sitting abandoned in the very back.]

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"I think I used to have some intended path some time ago but I've long since given up on it in favor of just letting my legs and wings take me where they want to go." [He puts his arms behind his head, his eyes closed as he continues to walk after Doremi]

[They're now at the elevator]

[doremi-records]

fair enough.

[Doremi punches the button for Safety's middle elevator.]

i wonder, is the thing. this facility seems to attract outsiders, especially versions of you. do you have any idea why that might be?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Nope!" [He says in a very sing-songy voice]

[Dave lets Doremi on first and then follows after them. Once inside, he leans back on the elevator wall. If Doremi hadn't noticed the dark-haired agent's spinning cogwheel pupils earlier they probably do now.]

[doremi-records]

cool eyes. where'd you get them?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh? These? Can't seem to remember but I think it was shortly after I first started dimension hopping... They're probably a side effect of it or something. They don't seem to do much outside of spin all day."

[Dave moves his hands from behind his head to into his jacket pockets, taking out a chewable stim toy in a plastic bag. They take it out, put it around their neck, and proceeds to start chewing on it. It looks exactly like his pupils]

[doremi-records]

ooo, can you change the rate they spin at? or is it all autonomic?

[Fascination. The elevator's almost there.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Hm? I've never tried that before. It usually just swirls at random rates. But they don't spin at different ones. They're always in sync.

[His talking is a bit... different since he's chewing on something, but it's still understandable]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi is mentally taking notes.]

do they always spin in one direction, or do they reverse on occasion?

[Ding. Elevator's here.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[Dave gets himself up from leaning against the elevator wall, releasing his chew stim to hang around his neck.]

"Honestly, the rotation direction changes at random..."

[His eyes close for a moment then open, they're spinning in a different direction now. He gives out a mischievous grin]

"Now shall we make it over to our destination and begin our little lunch theft?"

[doremi-records]

[Doremi grins back.]

hell yes.

[They march for the Safety breakroom.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The two agents get to the Safety Department's break room rather quickly.]

[Dave semi-quietly hummed "mission impossible" as the two made their way to the break room.]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi quietly half-whistles along. It's perfectly on key. Showoff.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The duo are now in the break room, luckily there's nobody there.]

[Dave manages to reach the fridge shortly before Doremi does]

[doremi-records]

now, i don't know much about what his lunch looks like. i assume you know more than me.

[Doremi's whispering, mostly as a joke.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The taller of the two opens the fridge and finds a few of plastic food containers with Poussey's name on them. One is some leftover tteoboki, a small thing of cucumber kimchi, a couple of sandwiches, and some leftover jjajangmyeon, and a tiny thing of sundae. There also is a massive thing of leftover bossam with a note on it saying that anyone can have some of it]

[Dave lets out a whistle]

"Damn. That's a lot. Alongside a thing of bossam that is free for the pickings."

[doremi-records]

wow, he eats a lot. is that why the both of you are so tall?

[quantumgazesickshades]

[Dave lets out a laugh as he takes the food out of the fridge]

"Most likely! I also think how often I eat is why I'm taller than my fellow worldhoppers of the same cloth."

[He starts reheating all the food except the kimchi. As it's all heating up the tall worldhopper is plating everything as it finishes. He may be hungry but he also likes things to be neat darnit.]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi types on their communicator, noting the whole interaction down in their day planner for future reference. They're whistling again, something that starts in A minor but transitions to D minor after a few bars.]

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"I think I used to have some intended path some time ago but I've long since given up on it in favor of just letting my legs and wings take me where they want to go." [He puts his arms behind his head, his eyes closed as he continues to walk after Doremi]

[They're now at the elevator]

[doremi-records]

fair enough.

[Doremi punches the button for Safety's middle elevator.]

i wonder, is the thing. this facility seems to attract outsiders, especially versions of you. do you have any idea why that might be?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Nope!" [He says in a very sing-songy voice]

[Dave lets Doremi on first and then follows after them. Once inside, he leans back on the elevator wall. If Doremi hadn't noticed the dark-haired agent's spinning cogwheel pupils earlier they probably do now.]

[doremi-records]

cool eyes. where'd you get them?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh? These? Can't seem to remember but I think it was shortly after I first started dimension hopping... They're probably a side effect of it or something. They don't seem to do much outside of spin all day."

[Dave moves his hands from behind his head to into his jacket pockets, taking out a chewable stim toy in a plastic bag. They take it out, put it around their neck, and proceeds to start chewing on it. It looks exactly like his pupils]

[doremi-records]

ooo, can you change the rate they spin at? or is it all autonomic?

[Fascination. The elevator's almost there.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Hm? I've never tried that before. It usually just swirls at random rates. But they don't spin at different ones. They're always in sync.

[His talking is a bit... different since he's chewing on something, but it's still understandable]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi is mentally taking notes.]

do they always spin in one direction, or do they reverse on occasion?

[Ding. Elevator's here.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[Dave gets himself up from leaning against the elevator wall, releasing his chew stim to hang around his neck.]

"Honestly, the rotation direction changes at random..."

[His eyes close for a moment then open, they're spinning in a different direction now. He gives out a mischievous grin]

"Now shall we make it over to our destination and begin our little lunch theft?"

[doremi-records]

[Doremi grins back.]

hell yes.

[They march for the Safety breakroom.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The two agents get to the Safety Department's break room rather quickly.]

[Dave semi-quietly hummed "mission impossible" as the two made their way to the break room.]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi quietly half-whistles along. It's perfectly on key. Showoff.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The duo are now in the break room, luckily there's nobody there.]

[Dave manages to reach the fridge shortly before Doremi does]

[doremi-records]

now, i don't know much about what his lunch looks like. i assume you know more than me.

[Doremi's whispering, mostly as a joke.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The taller of the two opens the fridge and finds a few of plastic food containers with Poussey's name on them. One is some leftover tteoboki, a small thing of cucumber kimchi, a couple of sandwiches, and some leftover jjajangmyeon, and a tiny thing of sundae. There also is a massive thing of leftover bossam with a note on it saying that anyone can have some of it]

[Dave lets out a whistle]

"Damn. That's a lot. Alongside a thing of bossam that is free for the pickings."

[doremi-records]

wow, he eats a lot. is that why the both of you are so tall?

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"I think I used to have some intended path some time ago but I've long since given up on it in favor of just letting my legs and wings take me where they want to go." [He puts his arms behind his head, his eyes closed as he continues to walk after Doremi]

[They're now at the elevator]

[doremi-records]

fair enough.

[Doremi punches the button for Safety's middle elevator.]

i wonder, is the thing. this facility seems to attract outsiders, especially versions of you. do you have any idea why that might be?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Nope!" [He says in a very sing-songy voice]

[Dave lets Doremi on first and then follows after them. Once inside, he leans back on the elevator wall. If Doremi hadn't noticed the dark-haired agent's spinning cogwheel pupils earlier they probably do now.]

[doremi-records]

cool eyes. where'd you get them?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh? These? Can't seem to remember but I think it was shortly after I first started dimension hopping... They're probably a side effect of it or something. They don't seem to do much outside of spin all day."

[Dave moves his hands from behind his head to into his jacket pockets, taking out a chewable stim toy in a plastic bag. They take it out, put it around their neck, and proceeds to start chewing on it. It looks exactly like his pupils]

[doremi-records]

ooo, can you change the rate they spin at? or is it all autonomic?

[Fascination. The elevator's almost there.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Hm? I've never tried that before. It usually just swirls at random rates. But they don't spin at different ones. They're always in sync.

[His talking is a bit... different since he's chewing on something, but it's still understandable]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi is mentally taking notes.]

do they always spin in one direction, or do they reverse on occasion?

[Ding. Elevator's here.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[Dave gets himself up from leaning against the elevator wall, releasing his chew stim to hang around his neck.]

"Honestly, the rotation direction changes at random..."

[His eyes close for a moment then open, they're spinning in a different direction now. He gives out a mischievous grin]

"Now shall we make it over to our destination and begin our little lunch theft?"

[doremi-records]

[Doremi grins back.]

hell yes.

[They march for the Safety breakroom.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The two agents get to the Safety Department's break room rather quickly.]

[Dave semi-quietly hummed "mission impossible" as the two made their way to the break room.]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi quietly half-whistles along. It's perfectly on key. Showoff.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The duo are now in the break room, luckily there's nobody there.]

[Dave manages to reach the fridge shortly before Doremi does]

[doremi-records]

now, i don't know much about what his lunch looks like. i assume you know more than me.

[Doremi's whispering, mostly as a joke.]

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"I think I used to have some intended path some time ago but I've long since given up on it in favor of just letting my legs and wings take me where they want to go." [He puts his arms behind his head, his eyes closed as he continues to walk after Doremi]

[They're now at the elevator]

[doremi-records]

fair enough.

[Doremi punches the button for Safety's middle elevator.]

i wonder, is the thing. this facility seems to attract outsiders, especially versions of you. do you have any idea why that might be?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Nope!" [He says in a very sing-songy voice]

[Dave lets Doremi on first and then follows after them. Once inside, he leans back on the elevator wall. If Doremi hadn't noticed the dark-haired agent's spinning cogwheel pupils earlier they probably do now.]

[doremi-records]

cool eyes. where'd you get them?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh? These? Can't seem to remember but I think it was shortly after I first started dimension hopping... They're probably a side effect of it or something. They don't seem to do much outside of spin all day."

[Dave moves his hands from behind his head to into his jacket pockets, taking out a chewable stim toy in a plastic bag. They take it out, put it around their neck, and proceeds to start chewing on it. It looks exactly like his pupils]

[doremi-records]

ooo, can you change the rate they spin at? or is it all autonomic?

[Fascination. The elevator's almost there.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Hm? I've never tried that before. It usually just swirls at random rates. But they don't spin at different ones. They're always in sync.

[His talking is a bit... different since he's chewing on something, but it's still understandable]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi is mentally taking notes.]

do they always spin in one direction, or do they reverse on occasion?

[Ding. Elevator's here.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[Dave gets himself up from leaning against the elevator wall, releasing his chew stim to hang around his neck.]

"Honestly, the rotation direction changes at random..."

[His eyes close for a moment then open, they're spinning in a different direction now. He gives out a mischievous grin]

"Now shall we make it over to our destination and begin our little lunch theft?"

[doremi-records]

[Doremi grins back.]

hell yes.

[They march for the Safety breakroom.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[The two agents get to the Safety Department's break room rather quickly.]

[Dave semi-quietly hummed "mission impossible" as the two made their way to the break room.]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi quietly half-whistles along. It's perfectly on key. Showoff.]

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"I think I used to have some intended path some time ago but I've long since given up on it in favor of just letting my legs and wings take me where they want to go." [He puts his arms behind his head, his eyes closed as he continues to walk after Doremi]

[They're now at the elevator]

[doremi-records]

fair enough.

[Doremi punches the button for Safety's middle elevator.]

i wonder, is the thing. this facility seems to attract outsiders, especially versions of you. do you have any idea why that might be?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Nope!" [He says in a very sing-songy voice]

[Dave lets Doremi on first and then follows after them. Once inside, he leans back on the elevator wall. If Doremi hadn't noticed the dark-haired agent's spinning cogwheel pupils earlier they probably do now.]

[doremi-records]

cool eyes. where'd you get them?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh? These? Can't seem to remember but I think it was shortly after I first started dimension hopping... They're probably a side effect of it or something. They don't seem to do much outside of spin all day."

[Dave moves his hands from behind his head to into his jacket pockets, taking out a chewable stim toy in a plastic bag. They take it out, put it around their neck, and proceeds to start chewing on it. It looks exactly like his pupils]

[doremi-records]

ooo, can you change the rate they spin at? or is it all autonomic?

[Fascination. The elevator's almost there.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Hm? I've never tried that before. It usually just swirls at random rates. But they don't spin at different ones. They're always in sync.

[His talking is a bit... different since he's chewing on something, but it's still understandable]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi is mentally taking notes.]

do they always spin in one direction, or do they reverse on occasion?

[Ding. Elevator's here.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[Dave gets himself up from leaning against the elevator wall, releasing his chew stim to hang around his neck.]

"Honestly, the rotation direction changes at random..."

[His eyes close for a moment then open, they're spinning in a different direction now. He gives out a mischievous grin]

"Now shall we make it over to our destination and begin our little lunch theft?"

[doremi-records]

[Doremi grins back.]

hell yes.

[They march for the Safety breakroom.]

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"I think I used to have some intended path some time ago but I've long since given up on it in favor of just letting my legs and wings take me where they want to go." [He puts his arms behind his head, his eyes closed as he continues to walk after Doremi]

[They're now at the elevator]

[doremi-records]

fair enough.

[Doremi punches the button for Safety's middle elevator.]

i wonder, is the thing. this facility seems to attract outsiders, especially versions of you. do you have any idea why that might be?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Nope!" [He says in a very sing-songy voice]

[Dave lets Doremi on first and then follows after them. Once inside, he leans back on the elevator wall. If Doremi hadn't noticed the dark-haired agent's spinning cogwheel pupils earlier they probably do now.]

[doremi-records]

cool eyes. where'd you get them?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh? These? Can't seem to remember but I think it was shortly after I first started dimension hopping... They're probably a side effect of it or something. They don't seem to do much outside of spin all day."

[Dave moves his hands from behind his head to into his jacket pockets, taking out a chewable stim toy in a plastic bag. They take it out, put it around their neck, and proceeds to start chewing on it. It looks exactly like his pupils]

[doremi-records]

ooo, can you change the rate they spin at? or is it all autonomic?

[Fascination. The elevator's almost there.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Hm? I've never tried that before. It usually just swirls at random rates. But they don't spin at different ones. They're always in sync.

[His talking is a bit... different since he's chewing on something, but it's still understandable]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi is mentally taking notes.]

do they always spin in one direction, or do they reverse on occasion?

[Ding. Elevator's here.]

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"I think I used to have some intended path some time ago but I've long since given up on it in favor of just letting my legs and wings take me where they want to go." [He puts his arms behind his head, his eyes closed as he continues to walk after Doremi]

[They're now at the elevator]

[doremi-records]

fair enough.

[Doremi punches the button for Safety's middle elevator.]

i wonder, is the thing. this facility seems to attract outsiders, especially versions of you. do you have any idea why that might be?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Nope!" [He says in a very sing-songy voice]

[Dave lets Doremi on first and then follows after them. Once inside, he leans back on the elevator wall. If Doremi hadn't noticed the dark-haired agent's spinning cogwheel pupils earlier they probably do now.]

[doremi-records]

cool eyes. where'd you get them?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh? These? Can't seem to remember but I think it was shortly after I first started dimension hopping... They're probably a side effect of it or something. They don't seem to do much outside of spin all day."

[Dave moves his hands from behind his head to into his jacket pockets, taking out a chewable stim toy in a plastic bag. They take it out, put it around their neck, and proceeds to start chewing on it. It looks exactly like his pupils]

[doremi-records]

ooo, can you change the rate they spin at? or is it all autonomic?

[Fascination. The elevator's almost there.]

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"I think I used to have some intended path some time ago but I've long since given up on it in favor of just letting my legs and wings take me where they want to go." [He puts his arms behind his head, his eyes closed as he continues to walk after Doremi]

[They're now at the elevator]

[doremi-records]

fair enough.

[Doremi punches the button for Safety's middle elevator.]

i wonder, is the thing. this facility seems to attract outsiders, especially versions of you. do you have any idea why that might be?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Nope!" [He says in a very sing-songy voice]

[Dave lets Doremi on first and then follows after them. Once inside, he leans back on the elevator wall. If Doremi hadn't noticed the dark-haired agent's spinning cogwheel pupils earlier they probably do now.]

[doremi-records]

cool eyes. where'd you get them?

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[quantumgazesickshades]

"I think I used to have some intended path some time ago but I've long since given up on it in favor of just letting my legs and wings take me where they want to go." [He puts his arms behind his head, his eyes closed as he continues to walk after Doremi]

[They're now at the elevator]

[doremi-records]

fair enough.

[Doremi punches the button for Safety's middle elevator.]

i wonder, is the thing. this facility seems to attract outsiders, especially versions of you. do you have any idea why that might be?

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[doremi-records]

[Snipped.]

was that the path you intended to take? or were you thrown off course at any point?

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[quantumgazesickshades]

[He turns towards the purple-haired agent]

"Yes, I'm one of the Poussey Yuns that are getting thrown around the universe. But call me Dave or Quantum!"

[He does his best to be friendly, even if he's lost as all hell and has no idea where he is in the universe outside of being in an L-Corp. There is a wristwatch device on his wrist with a yellow-colored map hologram of... space? The universe? The only thing you can really point out is a little blue dot slightly below what is possibly the center of the screen.]

[doremi-records]

great! [Doremi's tone isn't quite sarcastic, but it is clipped in a way that implies they don't, in fact, think it's the best outcome.] what does that thing on your wrist do.

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh this? It's like a phone on your wrist, but with some different functions. It can call, text, show the time, and some health & extercise things like checking one's heartbeat and the likes. I've modified this baby to have a hologram mode with some extra functions like a map, GPS, a dimensional disruption scanner, and a facetime call function amon a few other things I may be forgetting. It's pretty handy for me a times... Except for now.... For some reason while I was passing by this section of the universe my disruption scanner went haywire so I came here to investigate... and man there's a LOT of dimensional rifts, alternates and some other stuff here... Then I got lost while investigating the place and forgot that I hadn't eaten in 12 hours..."

[He looks pretty embarrassed at that last bit.]

"Though I may not be able to help much against the alternates.... But I do know that they're weak to Qulipoth deterrence and can be temporary put out of commission by having their heads chopped off and then put into containment."

[doremi-records]

how do you move through universes?

[This is an awfully suspicious line of questioning.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh that? With a wing-type augment stored in another augment in my back for the most part. Can't remember what else helps me move 'round, though. I can't even remember much about my early life either. Not that it matters anymore. Traveling the multiverse tends to mess with one's head so I'm not surprised my memories are as scrambled as scrambled eggs."

[Dave/Quantum's stomach interrupts with a growl at the mention of scrambled eggs. He looks even more embarrassed by that]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi takes pity on this hungry man.]

hm... the records break room is this way. [Pointing down the hall.] alternately, if you're willing to take a longer trek, we can go up to safety and see if your local counterpart ate his lunch. don't worry, he's not in a position to mind.

[quantumgazesickshades]

"This isn't the first nor last time I'll steal the food of my other selves. But sure I'll come with ya. It'll be worth getting metaphorically skinned alive by the me of this universe for stealing their lunch."

[He seems much more perked up now. He also seems pretty chill with stealing food from his other selves.]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi goes >:D .]

excellent. it's this way.

[They stride purposefully in Safety's direction.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

[Dave/Quantum gives a similar mischevious face, putting his shades upon his head (If Doremi notices, his pupils are little, dark red gears). He then follows Doremi in the direction of the Safety Department.]

[doremi-records]

[Walking.]

...so what are you here for, anyway? any particular reason?

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[quantumgazesickshades]

[He turns towards the purple-haired agent]

"Yes, I'm one of the Poussey Yuns that are getting thrown around the universe. But call me Dave or Quantum!"

[He does his best to be friendly, even if he's lost as all hell and has no idea where he is in the universe outside of being in an L-Corp. There is a wristwatch device on his wrist with a yellow-colored map hologram of... space? The universe? The only thing you can really point out is a little blue dot slightly below what is possibly the center of the screen.]

[doremi-records]

great! [Doremi's tone isn't quite sarcastic, but it is clipped in a way that implies they don't, in fact, think it's the best outcome.] what does that thing on your wrist do.

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh this? It's like a phone on your wrist, but with some different functions. It can call, text, show the time, and some health & extercise things like checking one's heartbeat and the likes. I've modified this baby to have a hologram mode with some extra functions like a map, GPS, a dimensional disruption scanner, and a facetime call function amon a few other things I may be forgetting. It's pretty handy for me a times... Except for now.... For some reason while I was passing by this section of the universe my disruption scanner went haywire so I came here to investigate... and man there's a LOT of dimensional rifts, alternates and some other stuff here... Then I got lost while investigating the place and forgot that I hadn't eaten in 12 hours..."

[He looks pretty embarrassed at that last bit.]

"Though I may not be able to help much against the alternates.... But I do know that they're weak to Qulipoth deterrence and can be temporary put out of commission by having their heads chopped off and then put into containment."

[doremi-records]

how do you move through universes?

[This is an awfully suspicious line of questioning.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh that? With a wing-type augment stored in another augment in my back for the most part. Can't remember what else helps me move 'round, though. I can't even remember much about my early life either. Not that it matters anymore. Traveling the multiverse tends to mess with one's head so I'm not surprised my memories are as scrambled as scrambled eggs."

[Dave/Quantum's stomach interrupts with a growl at the mention of scrambled eggs. He looks even more embarrassed by that]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi takes pity on this hungry man.]

hm... the records break room is this way. [Pointing down the hall.] alternately, if you're willing to take a longer trek, we can go up to safety and see if your local counterpart ate his lunch. don't worry, he's not in a position to mind.

[quantumgazesickshades]

"This isn't the first nor last time I'll steal the food of my other selves. But sure I'll come with ya. It'll be worth getting metaphorically skinned alive by the me of this universe for stealing their lunch."

[He seems much more perked up now. He also seems pretty chill with stealing food from his other selves.]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi goes >:D .]

excellent. it's this way.

[They stride purposefully in Safety's direction.]

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[quantumgazesickshades]

[He turns towards the purple-haired agent]

"Yes, I'm one of the Poussey Yuns that are getting thrown around the universe. But call me Dave or Quantum!"

[He does his best to be friendly, even if he's lost as all hell and has no idea where he is in the universe outside of being in an L-Corp. There is a wristwatch device on his wrist with a yellow-colored map hologram of... space? The universe? The only thing you can really point out is a little blue dot slightly below what is possibly the center of the screen.]

[doremi-records]

great! [Doremi's tone isn't quite sarcastic, but it is clipped in a way that implies they don't, in fact, think it's the best outcome.] what does that thing on your wrist do.

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh this? It's like a phone on your wrist, but with some different functions. It can call, text, show the time, and some health & extercise things like checking one's heartbeat and the likes. I've modified this baby to have a hologram mode with some extra functions like a map, GPS, a dimensional disruption scanner, and a facetime call function amon a few other things I may be forgetting. It's pretty handy for me a times... Except for now.... For some reason while I was passing by this section of the universe my disruption scanner went haywire so I came here to investigate... and man there's a LOT of dimensional rifts, alternates and some other stuff here... Then I got lost while investigating the place and forgot that I hadn't eaten in 12 hours..."

[He looks pretty embarrassed at that last bit.]

"Though I may not be able to help much against the alternates.... But I do know that they're weak to Qulipoth deterrence and can be temporary put out of commission by having their heads chopped off and then put into containment."

[doremi-records]

how do you move through universes?

[This is an awfully suspicious line of questioning.]

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh that? With a wing-type augment stored in another augment in my back for the most part. Can't remember what else helps me move 'round, though. I can't even remember much about my early life either. Not that it matters anymore. Traveling the multiverse tends to mess with one's head so I'm not surprised my memories are as scrambled as scrambled eggs."

[Dave/Quantum's stomach interrupts with a growl at the mention of scrambled eggs. He looks even more embarrassed by that]

[doremi-records]

[Doremi takes pity on this hungry man.]

hm... the records break room is this way. [Pointing down the hall.] alternately, if you're willing to take a longer trek, we can go up to safety and see if your local counterpart ate his lunch. don't worry, he's not in a position to mind.

[doremi-records]

[A Poussey-looking figure wearing dark shades is wandering down a hallway in Records]

[Doremi gets a notification from Hokma]

@quantumgazesickshades

[Doremi intercepts the figure, stepping out of a shadow.]

is your name poussey yun, by any chance?

[quantumgazesickshades]

[He turns towards the purple-haired agent]

"Yes, I'm one of the Poussey Yuns that are getting thrown around the universe. But call me Dave or Quantum!"

[He does his best to be friendly, even if he's lost as all hell and has no idea where he is in the universe outside of being in an L-Corp. There is a wristwatch device on his wrist with a yellow-colored map hologram of... space? The universe? The only thing you can really point out is a little blue dot slightly below what is possibly the center of the screen.]

[doremi-records]

great! [Doremi's tone isn't quite sarcastic, but it is clipped in a way that implies they don't, in fact, think it's the best outcome.] what does that thing on your wrist do.

[quantumgazesickshades]

"Oh this? It's like a phone on your wrist, but with some different functions. It can call, text, show the time, and some health & extercise things like checking one's heartbeat and the likes. I've modified this baby to have a hologram mode with some extra functions like a map, GPS, a dimensional disruption scanner, and a facetime call function amon a few other things I may be forgetting. It's pretty handy for me a times... Except for now.... For some reason while I was passing by this section of the universe my disruption scanner went haywire so I came here to investigate... and man there's a LOT of dimensional rifts, alternates and some other stuff here... Then I got lost while investigating the place and forgot that I hadn't eaten in 12 hours..."

[He looks pretty embarrassed at that last bit.]

"Though I may not be able to help much against the alternates.... But I do know that they're weak to Qulipoth deterrence and can be temporary put out of commission by having their heads chopped off and then put into containment."

[doremi-records]

how do you move through universes?

[This is an awfully suspicious line of questioning.]