"Dorian, what the fuck"

Dorian Wolf, 26. retired SSO whiteknight, he/him(bo) who builds minecraft stuff on @Doribuilds and is VERY annoying about the fact that he loves his girlfriend.

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Sky has been playing red dead redemption 2 on my ps4 and after going up to the bartender of the valentine saloon 7 times asking for more beef stew the man behind the bar pulled out a gun and shot them

We’re trying to convince her to do the same with the lobster bisque in Saint Denis but she stopped after 6 and left the establishment

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Listening to the Epic soundtrack while I’m going to see my girlfriend like yes I too am slaying monsters and traveling for years on end to see wife.

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#relatable (took a 3:30 hour bus ride)

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Listening to the Epic soundtrack while I’m going to see my girlfriend like yes I too am slaying monsters and traveling for years on end to see wife.

[brookevesky]

SEE THE FRENDS ON MY PHONE IRL

next month

next week

tomorrow

TODAYYYYYY 🥹😭🔥🫶😋😭🇸🇪💃💃💃💃

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IM MEETIMG MY ONLINE PEOPLE IRL TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Getting a thousand likes on Twitter for saying I would send death threats to ppl, on god I’m getting cancelled the second I garner any bit of a following online with the way I refuse to be media trained

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Undiagnosed btw

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So many thing to look forward to. Bestie and gf visiting in a little more than a week. Dan and Phil show with irl bestie in Stockholm on January…. On a Friday so we can stay the night and spend a day in Stockholm…. Bliss and joy and happiness

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sse making up their own sets for sc bundles is actually really cute

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still laughing my ass off abt me telling the newcomer of the group abt the friend group lore n the person we all were made victims of and them immediately changing their name to "number 1 xyz hater" god bless

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For whatever reason my minecraft builds blew up on Twitter and now I’m scared to post any bad jokes in fear of scaring people away

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Working an office job is just one big trading paper clips with one another affair. Nothing else goes on

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I want to add Aideen to the jorvik tomadachi island to give her big crystal tits and watch who she’ll try to romance but I also want to add more NPCs before then. I’ve been lazy about it T^T

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No wolves no bears during Wester event HEY JIMMY gimme a western event with NUTTIN

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Sidenote soupforeloise liked my Minecraft build I’ve peaked.

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I told my friends a while back that If I ever make it as a cc and get any kind of following my one boundary will be as follows: you can write whatever the fuck you want about me and my characters but I reserve the right to read it out loud on stream so that we can appreciate all of the arts, same as showing any other fanwork. That’s gonna be my one thing. “Don’t like don’t read” does not apply. I’m in it, I like it, we will be reading. We’re sat. I’m narrating and doing impressions.

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Update on tomodachi jorvik

Poly riders are now a thing. Anne is crushing on Alex, Linda is crushing on Anne, and Lisa is crushing on Linda