WE DO WHAT WE WANT MOM

This is a blog where we will use any number of our idiot pokemon characters, you can send asks to any of them and they will answer. Be warned they are all dumb. Please note that this is a sort of post story non-plot thing taking place after the events of ask a space virus and ask the little time plant.

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Does the heart swap ever wear off on it's own?

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How can water be confusing? It's. Wet.

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What happens if you die while swapped? I can't imagine anything good coming from that.

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So does this mean that heatran can go for a fun swim now?

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do you have any romantic feelings for heatran?

Manaphy: I haven’t considered it before..... but I don’t.. think it would work out very well?? Heatran doesn’t have a very wide grasp on emotions, but he he feels things strongly. I haven’t really gotten that kind of vibe from him... 

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Okay but would Heatran seek out Manaphy if they die? Since the reverse applies.

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What do you do for your masters?

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Is it weird to be in your best friend's body, Manaphy? What are the biggest differences?

Manaphy: very warm too, and heavy. it’s a lot different from being myself. I had a hard time moving the first time, it’s easier now though, I think it might be because we have a better connection with eachother, and i’m just used to his heat by proxy.

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Don't people think you two are weird for swapping bods like this? I mean like, you sounded so enthusiastic about being not-you, oh my gosh.

Manaphy: like I said, I’ve only done it with Heartan one other time. Heatran is enthusiastic about everything though it’s one of the things I like about him. 

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I think you miss understood heatran, we asked about your favorite time of year

Heatran: A YEAR HAS TIME??? SINCE WHEN?

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I AM NAMING YOU WALLACE HEATRAN, YOU CANNOT STOP ME, YOU ARE NAMED WALLACE BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR NAME SHOULD START WITH A W!

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Got any hobbies?

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What exactly are your jobs anyways?

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Has the heatran ever fucked up big time?

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Why doesn't heatran have tiny shoes?

Manaphy: Also you shouldn’t mention them, he’s a bit self-conscious.. 

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How does heatran feel about the water?

Heatran: WATER IS CONFUSING AND I DO NOT LIKE THINGS THAT CONFUSE ME.

Heatran: IT TOOK A WHILE FOR ME TO GET USED TO HAVING A WATER FRIEND.

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Does manaphy like hanging out on land more than the sea or ocean?