Snake wants to spit

Affiliated with Isola radiale Dependent OC, ZZ Established 4/25/19 Housing: Condo 404

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@promosis

      It wasn’t that ZZ necessarily missed being home--- okay, well. He kind of did. He missed his little section of the desert and how the people in the nearby town started stories of this scary snake beast who killed people that came near. They were kind of true-- He was a vicious snake. But he was stuck in this place, all alone (not that he had friends back home) and lacking his venom. He didn’t know how that was possible, but it was.

      The stories of the snake seemed frightening, and yet. Here he was, hanging from a tree upside down near the food area, with some fruit stuck to his claws (toy claws, unfortunately...) He didn’t seem very scary. If only they could see him now. Currently, though his attention was on filling his belly, some people would tend to catch his eyes, thin pupils staring down a rather tall... Alien? Those weren’t real! “... What’s that ya got?” His question was out of the blue, upside down as his tongue flicks out, trying to smell what the stranger was holding. 

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@allcgatum

      He could be fishing like a normal person. But ZZ was probably anything but normal anyway, leaning back on his tail like a snake about to strike, only to grab at the water, his action--- unsuccessful in catching the fish he had his eyes on. It wasn’t even like he could eat them like he wanted, but... It was kind of fun-- it reminded him of home.

      He curses quietly, and well. He tries again! “Damn fish...”

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@hylocereusfruit

      Though the reptile preferred to keep his distance from most people, the current festivities were eye catching to say the least. And well, he did enjoy this little music area. Music, he could handle! He liked it in fact. He lay on the ground, his tail curled up behind him and his upper body propped up with his elbows, content enough to sleep, really, before he paused. A form nearby caught his eyes.

      “Hey--- do I know you somehow?”

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❛ i’ve never belonged anywhere, i’m always just in between ❜

POPULAR TEXT POSTS + ASK MEME  (  PART 3  )

      “Join the fuckin’ club. Who even wants to fit in anymore, huh? Best of us are in between. It’s why I chose to live in the desert all alone back home. No one can make you try to belong somewhere, nothin’ wrong with bein’ in between--- just eat the people who try and make you. I do.”

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❛ a boy can respect himself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about ❜

POPULAR TEXT POSTS + ASK MEME  (  PART 3  )

      “I mean-- yeah probably. But maybe takin’ pictures in public like that ain’t the best idea. You here lookin’ like a fool.” A pause, “But props to you for still respectin’ yourself, man.”

[spctlessminds]

POPULAR TEXT POSTS + ASK MEME  (  PART 3  )

❛ i need a reasonable paying job, something like $2,000 an hour. nothing too wild. ❜ ❛ idc (i do care) ❜ ❛ ‘are you taken?’ yes bitch, taken for granted ❜ ❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is, well, an asshole ❜ ❛ you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????? ❜ ❛ you will find your home, you will find your place. you will find your people. give it a little bit of time but it will happen. ❜ ❛ in order lead a happy life i’m gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit. ❜ ❛ any body else here not good at anything??? ❜ ❛ you can’t force people to appreciate you. ❜ ❛ *puts on baseball cap* i am the dad now… ❜ ❛ i fake smart.. like i’m honestly a dumbass idk shit but i know how to seem like i do.. i’m smart-passing.. ❜ ❛ every straight woman who ever called her platonic friend her ‘girlfriend’ owes me $50 ❜ ❛ i am a professional at misreading tones and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t exist ❜ ❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life, i will be impressed with myself ❜ ❛ you can’t cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer ❜ ❛ patiently waiting for a kind soul to come along and make everything a little softer, brighter. ❜ ❛ honestly i don’t even play an active role in my life, shit just happens and i’m like oh this is what we’re doing now? ok ❜ ❛ no offense but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all ❜ ❛ imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 an hour ❜ ❛ i have finally reached the age of most young adult protagonists yet my life is still uneventful??? where is my cool story??? my cool talents??? @ universe i’m pissed ❜ ❛ hello, police? i accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested ❜ ❛ *tries to watch 45 minute episode in 20 minutes ❜ ❛ please don’t just come in my life, take my heart and leave. please don’t do that. ❜ ❛ concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe. ❜ ❛ i can’t believe what walkie talkies are called ❜ ❛ the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal ❜ ❛ me: *is bitter but is also right* ❜ ❛ just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. godspeed, my queen. ❜ ❛ i’ve never belonged anywhere, i’m always just in between ❜ ❛ too young for unnecessary stress, i gotta live ❜ ❛ i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information ❜ ❛ i’m like always sleepy. i feel like i should be used to this by now and stop complaining about being sleepy but i can’t. always, i’m sleepy. ❜ ❛ lmao no offense… but what’s the point of being mean to people for no reason ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk ❜ ❛ “alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find and enjoy it because i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like.. beer ❜ ❛ tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you can’t bring yourself to do anything to stop it ❜ ❛ hey sorry for not replying i didn’t want to ❜ ❛ honestly how am i gonna make it in the world???? i get a little teary eyed any time someone compliments my personality ❜ ❛ true bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing ❜ ❛ *touches your hand and looks seriously into your eyes* i am a piece of shit ❜ ❛ lets play ‘how rude can i be until you realize i don’t like you’ ❜ ❛ i love drunk me but i don’t trust her ❜ ❛ hate when i am wearing makeup and still look shitty like what else am i supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right and exercise??? as if ❜ ❛ i’m not on a high horse. i’m not even on a horse. i’m face down in a ditch on the road of life ❜ ❛ i hate when people ask me what i would do in their situation because 9 times out of 10 i would literally never be in that situation in the first place ❜ ❛ i barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am i even alive ❜ ❛ you had me at ‘hello’ and lost me at ‘i think your friend is cute’ ❜ ❛ i’m pretty sure by now ‘tired’ is just a part of my personality description ❜ ❛ wow i really liked that song now i think i’ll listen to it another seventy times in a row ❜ ❛ ‘shit it’s 2 a.m.’ i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i’m surprised ❜ ❛ i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade ❜ ❛ telling other girls they look pretty is like cracking a glow stick full of positivity and female friendship ❜ ❛ i want to be sun kissed and also people kissed ❜ ❛ about me: glowing, eating peaches, drinking wine in lingerie, not texting your desperate ass back  ❜ ❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜ ❛ due to unfortunate circumstances, i am awake ❜ ❛ i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good ❜ ❛ what did people even wear in 2008 ❜ ❛ i’ll just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  my way through life ❜ ❛ you know what sucks? everything bye ❜ ❛ me? overreacting? probably ❜ ❛ people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience ❜ ❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life i will be impressed with myself ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ any time you like a boy just know you played yourself. always keep that stored in your mind for later ❜ ❛ hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof ❜ ❛ what i lack in personality i make up for in…….. nothing ❜ ❛ me? cancelled ❜ ❛ an app that tells you how raven something is ❜ ❛ be with someone who will take care of you. not materialistically but takes care of your soul, your well being, your heart, and everything that’s you ❜ ❛ i love the infinite multiverse theory because that means there’s a universe where i’ve pulled every single fire alarm i’ve ever seen ❜ ❛ name a more iconic duo than the lengths i’ll go to both get attention and to avoid it… i’ll wait ❜ ❛ i just want to be treated very gently and smell like vanilla and wear only matte dusty rose lipstick ❜ ❛ 2017 is going to be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues ❜ ❛ i just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality, and help to destroy racism ❜ ❛ i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented… i forgot where i was going with this ❜ ❛ how is 2016 already almost over?? like this bitch came in, fucked us up, then left like she gave us a gift ❜ ❛ supercalifragilisticextentialcrisis ❜ ❛ stop breaking your own motherfucking heart ❜ ❛ co-napping is a beautiful thing. knock out with me so i know it’s real ❜ ❛ *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care, but ❜ ❛ it’s not you…. it’s your zodiac sign ❜ ❛ i want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing ❜ ❛ my heart is filled with hate and swag ❜ ❛ ‘i don’t care’ i say, caringly, as i care deeply ❜ ❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜ ❛ we all ugly to somebody, don’t trip ❜ ❛ do i have a crush or am i just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me? ❜ ❛ my parents were arguing today and my mom said that justin timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this ❜ ❛ kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad ❜ ❛ everyone’s having their mid-life crisis at like 19 ❜ ❛ there are just people out there that are the embodiment of the sun like the things they say do light up the world and make you feel warm they are human sunshine ❜ ❛ dermatologists HATE me… everyone hates me. i’m so alone ❜ ❛ you know when you realize and you just… realize ❜ ❛ a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about ❜ ❛ i’m not badass i’m sadass i cry about everything ❜ ❛ inspired by animal crossing, i’ve started doing this thing where i mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again ❜ ❛ i didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? i have a lot to say ❜ ❛ can someone please just be proud of me like fuck i’m trying ❜ ❛ cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell you partner ‘my spidey senses are tingling’ ❜

(  you can find the other popular text posts memes on my old blog: 1, 2 )

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darkmoondelusion‌:

“Ah, mine apologies for startling thee… I was a bit worried, is all.” Gwyndolin smiles, seeing he’s alright. Taking a place sitting across from ZZ, the six snakes rest out a bit without straying too far. Getting some sun does sound good, he can’t deny!

“A snake? Not exactly, but they are part of me. I am a god, but that really hath nothing to do with their presence… I think. But I found long ago that I can communicate with them, without words, and they share their thoughts with me… perhaps thou understandest what I mean?”

      “A god?!” He exclaimed, a bit surprised. Out of all the things ZZ had seen, he’d never seen a god. There was no way that was true... Right? It might be, there were some pretty strange things in this place... “... That explain why you talk like that?” He didn’t mean it in an insulting manner. Really. He was just blunt.

      “Well.” He looks at the snakes, watching them stretch out but not stray-- of course he had a kinsmanship with them, he was a snake himself despite the human parts of his appearance. His tongue flicks out for a moment, tasting the air, “I mean, I can understand other snakes-- I am one. But I can’t get nothin’ to share it’s thoughts with me.” A pause, “That’s kinda neat. Like mind readin’. Maybe.” 

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hylocereusfruit‌:

Dragonfruit thinks its a bit strange that the other is talking about a human as if they aren’t one. Some others had changed on the move over, but he had no idea if this person had been a human before or not. Hes still wary as he steps out a bit more from behind the tree, his wings giving an unsure flutter.

“I-i, am unsure about people…?“ His real reason was he was very wary around humans, but only due to the ones in his own world. Back in the city he was learning most Humans weren’t too bad, or good at acting.

      His arms cross and he leans back slightly on his heels--- it was still weird not being able to change back to his tail, but he wasn’t not used to legs, anyway. They weren’t his favorit. “Hm.” It was like he was thinking for a moment only to shrug.

      “Alright. I get that.” He was wary about humans himself--- for good reason. But this guy wasn’t exactly human, was he? Unless he was human before this shit went down. Huh... Ah well. “People suck.” Another shrug, ZZ moves to sit down next to a tree, pulling a back out from under the cloak draped around his shoulders, pulling out a piece of fruit and holding it out to the other, “I like to think I don’ suck though. Here.”

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       ZZ needs friends and some fun to loosen him up! So here’s a festival starter call! Uncapped cause. Well. I dunno! ZZ needs friends and this is probably the easiest way to make friends! He usually likes to keep to himself, but the noise and everything going on would catch his attention anyway! Find the SNAKE at

Foxkind music festival

Fishing on the lake of the koi

Too pool for school

And a taste of home!

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And I said no. You know, like a liar.

Out of Context John Mulaney

      “But did you need to lie? What were you lyin’ about? An’ did you get away with it? Those the real important questions, yeah? I think sayin’ no is always the best answer. To everythin’.”

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And I said no. You know, like a liar.

Out of Context John Mulaney

      “Hah! Same. But that’s the best way to get away with shit! I mean--- Show me one person who doesn’ lie. Maybe then I’ll stop fibbin’ when I need to. Right?”

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" i'll just keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day i'll die. "

Out of Context John Mulaney

      “That-- uh.” He had to think for a moment, “That doesn’ sound like a good idea. But hey. You do you, man. Ain’t my business I guess--- But I gotta know. Is it keepin’ the emotions down what kills ya? Or somethin’ else. Cause that can’t be healthy.” He’s not one to talk about health. Or bottling emotions. But ya know. “... S’kinda funny, actually.”

[doublevenom-blog]

I hope you have found a friend

[dreamteammemes]

Out of Context John Mulaney

And I said no. You know, like a liar.

I’ll just keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die

Instead they see a 28-year-old man trying his best.

You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

What were bullets free back then?

I yelled FUCK DA POLICE and everyone else joined in, a hundred drunk white children yelling FUCK DA. POLICE.

And I had that thought. That only black out drunks and Steve Urkel can have.

I’m going to stick part of my hand up your ass.

take this meal voucher that doesn’t work, go fetch!

No, midget is as bad as the N word.

One feels like a duck.

We took off while you were in the bathroom because we hate you

Uh, I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.

EVERYONE, GET OUT OF THE WAY. I JUST WANNA SIT HERE AND FEED MY BIRDS

Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you. Okay. See you at improv practice.

I had a run in with a two year old

You want me to do whaaa-

MMMM Gross! Mop it up!

AND IF ANYONE ASKS IT WAS GOLDEN JOE AND THE SUGGENS GANG

You’re a little fat girl aren’t you?

NO THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT.

TAKE YOUR EPI PEN, TAKE YOUR GODDAMN EPI PEN AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

i am a proud asian-american woman, and you will treat me with respect!

okay, let’s go over and DESTROY the place

Let’s put in one ‘It’s not unusual’

They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays!

And that was the best meal I ever had.

Get the paddy wagon.

I’ve never climbed a fence that high before!

[memeroundups]

Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!

(though off anon is fine too!)

“Is there someone you hold dear?”

“Don’t you feel any guilt?”

“You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”

“There must be something you fear.”

“Do you have a home?”

“Is there someone you like?”

“Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”

“Aren’t you ashamed?”

“Aren’t you happy?”

“Who do you despise?” 

“How do you sleep at night?”

“How do you manage to keep going despite everything?”

“What do you think of kindness?”

“What do you think of hatred?”

“Why do you fight?”

“Why do you live?”

“How much blood have you spilled?”

“How much death have you seen?”

“Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”

“Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”

“Can’t you tell they love you?”

“Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”

“Can’t you see that they hate you?”

“Can’t you tell the truth for once?”

“You’re not tainted.”

“You’re not alone.”

“You’re awful.”

“You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”

“You’re an emotionless robot.”

“You’re just a lap dog.”

“It’s not over.”

“He/she needs you.”

“Stop lying.”

“Stop fighting.”

“Stop pushing others away.”

“You’re cruel.”

“You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”

“You depend on him/her too often.”

“You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”

“You’re too impulsive, it’s reckless.”

“You’re too careless, it’s a liability.”

“He/she is bringing you down.”

“You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”

“You need to listen.”

“You need to speak up more often.”

“You’re weak.”

“You’re strong. Stronger than you’ll ever know.”

“You’re too proud.”

“Quit blaming others for your mistakes.”

“You won’t always be around to save him/her.”

“One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”

“You can’t cheat death.”

“You can’t hide forever.”

“They’ll find out the truth eventually.”

“That person is only holding you back.”

“They’re too good for you.”

“You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”

“It will get better.”

“You look lonely.”

“You look bitter.”

“You look tired.”

“You’re hiding a painful burden.”

“You’re perfect.”

“You’re beautiful.”

“You will always be worthless.”

“Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”

“You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”

“You’ll rise above them all.” 

“You’ll find your place in this world.”

“Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”

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hylocereusfruit‌:

Dragonfruit does peak out a bit at the other with the way they are coaxing, though he doesn’t really believe in any of it currently. He was wary of humans and knew they tended to lie, and well he could see the other was still holding a knife.

“H-holding a knife while saying that… D-doesn’t make me want to come out more than this.“ His wings gave a little flutter, as they carefully studied the other. Though if they meet his eyes he might pull back to hiding behind the tree, clearly too nervous to meet the eyes of someone he didn’t know. 

      A sudden frown croses ZZ’s face--- right. The knife. He should have probably hid that. Not the best forward thinker. Still, he couldn’t really see the other while they were standing there like that, obscured by the tree and he curses under his breath.

      “So, I gotta carry a knife.” A shrug, he’s almost wary to put it up, but he does, sliding it back in it’s spot on his hip and holds his hands up, “Humans are weak. Can’t protect themselves without a weapon.” His tone sounds sour and he shakes his head, “It’s unbelievable, really.” But it made them easy to have for dinner. That, ZZ knew personally. “... Why’re you hidin’, huh?”

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hylocereusfruit‌:

Dragonfruit was being careful in exploring the safer areas of the forest near the town. While he did feel better being away from groups he was also wary from what he had been told about what could be found in the forest itself. At least he was still able to fly away from danger if it happened, as long as he noticed it before they noticed him.

So when he noticed someone walking alone though the forest he couldn’t help following them. The lightness of their body helping them keep quieter than most, but since he didn’t know how to really sneak it wasn’t too long before he was noticed.

“A-ah.“ He let out when the other asked who was there, and he decided to keep hiding behind the tree they were by. Maybe if he kept still the other would think it was just the wind that was making those noises. 

      The newly human man squints, uneasy for the moment. He may have been human, but he was used to living like a beast--- like a snake. He was a predator, but he was also prey in the right situation. ZZ knew all too well he could never be too careful, especially with his lack of scales and... This new soft, easily torn body.

      Of course, his hearing wasn’t what it was like this, and it wasn’t like he could taste the air anymore. He cursed, not really sure what to do except grabbing one of the knives on his hip and moving to the sound, “I know you’re there.” His voice was soft, as if trying to coax whoever it was out, retracing his steps, “I ain’t gonna hurt you.” He says as he holds a knife. Real convincing there. “I just don’t like being followed, ya know...! Easiest if you just come outta hiding right now.” A pause, he grins--- his literal snake-ness was never not a part of him, “Maybe we can talk this out.”