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THIS BLOG IS 18 AND UP NSFW I AM AN ADULT.  if you're under 18. don't message me. sorry guys. also i don't spell check for typos and you can sit on a cactus if you care. oops.

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Inactive account.

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Hey soooo

Hey guys. This oddball here has an announcement. I'm gonna be deleting this tumblr here soon. Not sure if I'll delete it or hand it off to a friend and give it a new email and password then have them change it so it's all there's haven't decided yet. I'll be keeping my OC tumblr @continuumblur with @yuhkii-kaze. But im just....well. I'd rather live in the real world i think. Making some big changes in my life. And I'm not sure when it'll happen but it'll be soon here. A few of you ive gotten really close with and I've got your numbers or Facebook and I haven't spoken to the full barricade about it yet but. It's just the right decision for my goofy ass. Love you guys. I'll keep you updated until this torch is passed off. It's been a ride

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Who else

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Yuuup

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I'm feeling uninspired to write for this blog because real life got me like *fans self/slaps self back into sanity* JESUS CHRIST. My body wasn't ready for that but it's gonna have to get there

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I just read your Warren fics of course not all of them pshhhhhhh (totally did, no regrets) and I think you just made me fall HARD for Warren........

*cackles like a Disney witch*

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I've never won the lottery but I just read all of your peter maximoff fics and I bet the feeling is the same

Lol i needed that

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The Ghost (Part 6)

Steve x Reader

Based on this prompt here:

Requested by: Well, @hardboiledegg21 issued the challenge, and I accepted it. :P

Word Count: ~2400

Warnings: Swearing (foul-mouthed reader),  slight description of a breakdown/panic attack, fluffy STEEEEEVE

A/N: It’s finally here!!! And now that I have a game plan for this, I will be updating it weekly until it is finished!!! Just a few more parts to go. How many??? Erm, not so sure….. But I do know the next part will have smut!!! Hell yeah!

Other Parts: (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5)

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   “There’s just one problem…” Bucky started, and his attention snapped up to the door as it opened, and closed behind the woman all in maroon red as she stared at you in shock.

   “….Wanda….”

   *******        Seeing the brunette woman standing in your doorway with that look on her face had your mind spinning out of control. Shit. How the hell were you going to explain this? You knew she had… heard?… everything. Probably as it was hitting you, yourself. Who knows when the woman actually started to get hit with your thoughts.

   Before Bucky could say anything, you had sprung up to your feet. “Look, I know you know now. But hear me out.”

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Hey guys my hiatus lasted a month but im alive and well!!!

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Hiatus

One week hiatus. Family emergency

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In memory of some of the amazing, talented and beautiful people we have lost this year. May they rest in peace.

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Lol you dork

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Tom + accidentally spoiling Spider-Man: Homecoming

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Made a Jack edit cause why the fuck not?

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Good Vibes here

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YES!

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(x)

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I hated that he developed yet I also loved it??

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its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

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you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

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This entire post is perfect.

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why

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Forever rebloging😻😻😂😂

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WE SHALL PREVAIL

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remember carrie fisher and how she survived an industry that viewed women as sex objects, remember carrie fisher and how she openly spoke about mental illness and drug addiction and never sugarcoat it, remember carrie fisher for being an inspiring role model for girls everywhere, remember her and carry on her legacy forever.

carrie fisher was so much more than just princess leia and her bikini suit. she was a talented script doctor for many famous 90s movies but never was properly credited. she was the only girl in an all boys fantasy. she didn’t care about how people viewed her. she fought again sexism, against ageism, against hate. she was amazing, down-to-earth, aspiring, talented, an advocate for mental health, and a brilliant actor who wasn’t just princess leia.

i know how upset everyone is - i’m upset too. when i heard the news i couldn’t stop crying for half an hour. she was a role model to me, to girls everywhere. but it’s important to remember that she would’ve told us to save our tears for someone else and not worry about her. she is smiling now and wouldn’t want us to die over her. we have to remember that star wars is all about embracing death - never fearing it. and i feel like, in her last moments, she embraced it.

she was a brave women, and one who cared.

don’t forget carrie fisher. don’t forget her wit and intelligence and humor and compassion. carry on her legacy for generations. make her memory last forever.

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Well that hit me like a train