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raylangivins

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

shiny-rhydon

yeah sure i'll reblog that

dramatic-dolphin

one of my favorite things about krtek is that instead of indistinct flowers, zdeněk miler always illustrated the world with recognizable actual wildflowers. like look at it:

every single one of these is stylized and yet clearly recognizable as a wildflower i have seen in spring meadows. just. look at the dandelion's distinctive leaves. isn't it awesome.

headspace-hotel

YESSSSSSS

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

our highschool biology teacher would sometimes play a Krtek episode and test us on plant identification

#KRTEK MENTION

south-africa-official

just checked in on the colony of finches outside my nurse's office and they've developed beaks of the perfect shape and size for administering subcutaneous injections

octavio-world

reblog to survive

rubylis

@thebibliosphere

yuriwinged

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

heydocverdant

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

woosh-floosh-art

Another comic based on a favorite post of mine, because what can I say? I love posts

Original post by @cryptotheism

slimepost-generator

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

technicolorcrows

of course! let me just-

(source)

alma-de-naturaleza

shadythetortie

A HAMMERHEAD????

roach-works

i have now learned what 'aw fuck!' is in Osprey

alias-milamber

Tom Lehrer, a mathematician with a successful and brief career as a musical political satirist, has died at the age of 97.

He released all his songs into the public domain a few years ago.

May his memory be a blessing.

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apas-95

the template would later branch out to any negative word, but the original naming scheme for sith lords was darth + a negative word starting with 'in', with the front cut off. e.g. Darth (In)vader, Darth (In)sidious, etc. in a return to tradition, my star wars property centres the fearsome Darth Cestuous

apas-95

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tolerance the Woke? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

#darth tolerance the woke

nyans-habit-of-despair

Byl mi poslán tenhle billboard a zaujal mě podivný úhel ze kterého vzhlížíme na horalkovou osobu, takže jsem se situaci probíhající při tvorbě reklamy pokusila znázornit na vědeckém diagramu:

kohoutek-lucni

Vážení 🗣

vítejte na procházce 🇨🇿 českou historií 🇨🇿🍻

horšího průvodce byste nenašli 💫✨️

jsem totiž

otec na rodinné oslavě

polotucne-mleko

#vesnicecore #<——what a tag

thememedaddy

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

mariamlovesyou

new uterine lining just dropped

ocqueen

teaboot

I’m starting to sound like a nutcase at work because upper management keeps trying to implement AI programs and AI assistants and Chat GPT and my middle-of-the-road, don’t-infodump, don’t-engage response has been “I don’t like AI”, “I prefer to remain in control of my own tasks”, “I’d rather make my own mistakes”, and “I don’t trust any machine smarter than a toaster”

teaboot

My honest opinion: “Generative Artificial Intelligence” is a purposefully misleading liar’s name we gave to a labour-stealing company’s proprietary algorithm so they could market it to businesses who would rather see simple work done badly at the expense of the consumer than contribute to the community it is profiting off by offering even a single human being in that population the barest minimum honest wage to learn and do it properly, simultaneously robbing the working class while grifting both the client and the customer, and we’re buying into it because we’re a superstitious social species of codependent apes would could pack bond with a rock if we spent enough time around it existing in the most extreme state of social disconnection and parasocial reliance humanity has ever known, like a dying man in the ocean drinking saltwater

What I have to keep saying to avoid being classified as “the conspiracy theorist”: Haha yeah I guess I’m a bit of technophobe lol