Regular Thursday

Just some random things 😊

[douyin-tunes]

lowkey this be my dinner 90% of the time tho

[douyin-tunes]

The sequel of the breathing: my child strikes again

[douyin-tunes]

My child strikes again 🤦🤠

[douyin-tunes]

Is my (platonic)child high?

[douyin-tunes]

A conversation over ramen

Gerald: I’m probably going to die in my early twenties from doing something really stupid

Will: Thank you, I would love that

Everyone: …

Will: …Fuck

[douyin-tunes]

On the Tube to Westminster, there’s a bee on the train. I just heard someone call it a bloody “spicy sky raisin”

[douyin-tunes]

I can make you wet ;) *locks you out on the balcony in a thunderstorm* Have fun getting hypothermia, bitch.

[douyin-tunes]

A legitimate conversation I had with my roommates this morning at 4:37 am

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Miles: “I have a desire to shave my head and smear grape jelly over the surface.”

Me: (quoting a Pinterest post) “Four of the five voices in my head think you’re an idiot, Miles, and the other one is deciding where to bury your corpse.

Will: “…. Your other voices have agreed on something?”

Me: “What, do yours not conclude to an executive decision?”

Miles: “Wait, you actually listen to your other voices?!”

Will: “I usually just beat mine up when they start acting up, how the hell do y’all even manage to have a whole damn meeting”

Me: “There’s just a conference table in my brain where the voices congregate and decide. It’s like a psychosis council.”

Alan: (from the kitchen) “The more you talk about this, the more we are becoming genuinely concerned for you”

Me: “It’s worked out well enough this far.”

Alan: “It’s worked out well so far”- my brother in christ, you just described a literal council of ghosts that are apparently living in your noggin like they’re a bunch of politicians”

After this conversation, we proceeded to call our professor a turnip and skip fourth block to go to M&S. Happy Saturday :D

[giuliadrawsstuff]

You are loved.

Reference here

[wrestlerchrisof]

Be proud

[thememedaddy]

[viralfrog]

[douyin-tunes]

Okay but hear me out. If you look like this, yes. Just yes.

[catasters]

[douyin-tunes]

Visiting my uncle in Canada. Who tf adopted a skinwalker?!!

[douyin-tunes]

My platonic wife almost burnt down the house with toilet paper. What is my life.

[everythingfox]

Sound on

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute red (cream) mackerel tabby

[douyin-tunes]

Such a peaceful baby!

[only-cat-memes]