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Mm tired

[shabbytigers]

camellias be like what if roses but tense

[shabbytigers]

look at it. it’s got anxiety

[thesexypanda-boo]

girlie you can't give up you don't have the mansion with a secret library yet

[cosmicwar]

milf (man i’d like to find a therapist for)

[enchanted-garden]

“The sound of the sea— just memory now.” ― Louise Glück

[theinformationcollector]

TIL In 1926 the famous pianist Fats Waller (then 21) was kidnapped by Al Capone’s gang to play piano for his birthday. He basically went missing for 3 days and was returned unharmed but drunk.

via reddit.com

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

What this headline leaves out is that they kidnapped him by doing the standard mob thing of driving a car up, pointing a gun at him, and saying “get in”. Fats thought he was gonna be killed until Al told him he was a huge fan

[gaynfl-moved]

[timetomakeemdonuts]

[rumll-deactivated20230105]

[zarathustra-would-be-proud]

[levitatingfrog-deactivated20240]

Aww!! It’s my little babygirl! My beloved!! *I point to the most insufferable man you’ve ever seen*

[sensuality-and-randomness-deact]

[shesarainbeaux-deactivated20221]

won’t lie to u bestie, i have been imagining pleasures of the flesh from time to time

[nvpengyou]

when cats hold each other >>>>>>>

[nvpengyou]

like this

[unawakening-float07]

what ever happened to happy trails? men don’t show off their happy trails anymore, that was like the male version of a whale tale in the early 2000s and we need to bring that back. show me that crotch course boys. let’s see that slut stream. show off your hairy bush.

[reasoncourt]

reading an ao3 description and continuing to scroll as if you didn’t just suffer intense psychological damage 

[samuelroukin]

tshirt that says "i am normal about the media i enjoy" on the front and "(lying)" on the back

[archivedjuice]

i miss him (fictional character that i can rewatch or reread at any time i want)

[gender-luster]

"he's so babygirl coded" (he has killed so many people. and he will kill more)