A Class Half-Empty @doveriandragoon - Tumblr Blog

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

gogeyama

doveriandragoon

Honestly? Mood.

stealingpotatoes

do you ever think about how much of the original trilogy artoo spent silently watching the drama go down with popcorn

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anasabdin

relentless

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Starting a collection

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the-big-mood

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

doveriandragoon

That last like five seconds is just... amazing. Absolutely makes the clip. Love it.

kushblazer666

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doveriandragoon

I read this as "The Desktop Tower Wizard," instead, because of course I did. Desktop Tower Lizard Wizard it is. And that just brings me back to Drizzard the Wizard and his scissor lizard, Yizzard, which is the title of a tongue twister I wrote back in high school. Or maybe it was middle school. Doesn't matter.

benmce-art

Shower

So, uh... I think I've adopted a spider? Or - because spiders truly are the cats of the arachnids - a spider has adopted me? See, there's this lovely little arachnid that's been floating about my room for some time now. Months, if she's new. Years, if her kind live that long. Every Spring there's one little pale spider with dark paws that roams around my house, usually spending a significant amount of time in my room. On my desk. While I'm there. And I know it's doing quite well for itself because, over time, it has grown from the size of my thumbnail to the size of my whole thumb, and it has gone from a pale tan to a full, dark brown. This fuzzy lady lopes about my room on her graceful legs. She gingerly climbs down my walls. She scurries under the notebooks and untended mail and criss-crossing cords that I can never seem to clean off my desk for long. She curls up in little burrito-holes of fabric or paper where she can find them. She wanders around the top of the shower curtain while I'm in there. She's just... here. And she doesn't seem to care that she's in the room with a fucking giant that could easily squash her - even on accident. She's a brave little thing, as evidenced by her scooting out in front of my mouse while I was using it and giving me a near heart attack. Because, you see, she gives me the heebie-jeebies something fierce. I'm fine with spiders - at a distance. She is not at a distance. But she's also just... here? Being a spider? Like, it's clear she bears me no malice (after scooting out in front of my mouse, she turned her back on me and calmly curled up in an aforementioned burrito-hole for a bit, just hanging out like a cat on my desk, then moved on), and I bear none for her. But my hind brain sees those long legs curling about the ridge of some paper and hauling her over it and out of view and just.... ugh. UGH. Anyway. I sure hope I'm not setting myself up to get envenomed by a spider that suddenly decides it's gonna get territorial with a giant. There are some legit dangerous spiders where I live, but they're usually bigger and more aggressive than this so I think I'm okay... but I also don't really know my spiders, y'know? She seems pretty chill for now, and I'm content to let her go eat whatever mites and ants and bugs and the like live in my carpet and closet and walls, and occasionally scare me half to death. It's just I never thought I'd befriend a spider. If that's what's happened.

#spiders #pets?#I feel like I'm taking a big risk here #Okay maybe just a mild risk #but I'm really nervous about it ok?#not nervous enough to evict the poor dear though #Like she's clearly a house spider of some kind #... right?

bringcal

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

edgar-allan-possum

Look. I have a whole lot to say, but I don't want to spend the time on saying it. So I'm going to say what I do have the time and energy for: Fuck insurance.

I could just leave it there, and it might be better for me, but I want to be very clear on this: No industry, nothing I have ever interacted with, has ever so reliably filled me with pure, unbridled rage as insurance. Every aspect of it infuriates me, and I want nothing to do with it. I cannot stress enough how it will absolutely ruin my day every single time I have to try to contact, navigate, alter, understand, cancel, or sign up for any insurance, of any kind, for any reason, at any time. It leaves me furious for hours. I will rant, I will rave, I will take it out on everyone around me. I'm taking it out on all of you right now! I was done almost half an hour ago and I am still boiling over, and I will continue to boil over until I don't even know when. I have precious little time to enjoy the scraps of life capitalism has left me with, and all of that time I have today will be touched by this thing that absolutely, positively, should not exist, at least not in the way it currently does.

I should not have to deal with this.

Nobody should have to deal with this.

Nobody should have to be paid to deal with me dealing with this. But some people are. And I can't decide whether I'm sorry for inflicting my rage upon those who have no say in the decisions of their employer and we all have to hench a little to make ends meet these days, or if I'm absolutely not sorry, because they chose to work for an insurance company, fuck them. I still have a lot to say, but if I have any chance of salvaging my mood for the evening, it means trying to put this down.

So yeah. One more time:

Fuck insurance.

#rant post #fuck insurance companies #i mean it #especially their ceos

lovely-v

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

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10-4ward

This is the polar opposite of this:

froginakettle

myonlypen

masterrainbowcat

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

aquilacalvitium

Write it badly or it'll never be written

markovchaingang

my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

worldwright

youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing

melonisopod

It's funny when I get the "You seem to be experiencing interruptions. Find out why" popup as if two unskippable 30-second ads wouldn't feel way more intrusive and annoying than a slight delay for a video to start.

forcekenobi

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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