чтоwо?

18+ followers only i'm aleks, a dramatic butch lesbian who writes essays, shitposts, and things that pass for fiction.

[dp1nk]

hi

i'm aleks. i am an awkward, short butch lesbian in my thirties.

after time in gaming and shipping fandoms, my blog has settled into a simple diary. it's very boring. expect things like -true stories about spicy adult things like leases and credit scores -venting about depression, pmdd and dissociative identity disorder -shitposts i make to amuse rosie aka @rmcbean -reblogs of rosie's art (which may span from overwatch ships to ocs based on me and her who look very similar. there will be a lot of titties either way) -pictures or videos about my cat, zelda i sure hope you weren't expecting more from an awkward, short butch lesbian in her thirties though.

ready? let's get mundane

if i ever begin a new endeavor i want to share, or return to an old one like streaming, i will probably link it here.

[forgivve]

your art is so cute, i love it. just wanted to say so!

oh hi this must be so old im barely active here anymore but TYSM! people like u give me motivation to keep drawing :3

bonus zarcy for the soul as well

[dp1nk]

almost a decade ago i was doing this same stuff and tumblr comments always gave me motivation. for each person who sends something, ten more are thinking about it but too shy to do it. keep doing what makes you happy <3

[rmcbean]

Visit Rosie Bean's Ko-fi Shop!

I've opened a Ko-fi shop. Come take a look!

i've been very busy because working is impossible so i'm officially self-employing. I've had these stickers sitting, hand-cut, for a while. i have some old overwatch ones i might put up too but i'm not sure - either way i'm hoping to get some change for these so i can get more supplies now that i have a cutting machine that works!

currently all my lesbian themed and hand cut stickers are being cleared out, and they will never be sold again!! i'm still experimenting with materials and overlays but these are from last year, mostly. (the flowers are fresh though and i'm excited to do more of those, i love how they came out.

pass this around if you can and thank you for the help getting it out there for me :)

[rmcbean]

reblogging this would be a huge help! please and thanks!

[rmcbean]

aleks is very comfy having her breasts out but doesn't always like to take off her boxer briefs..... and that's because they're made with the most comfortable, moisture-wicking, 100% organic hemp, making them the number one brand of undergarments for big and tall women. Dike™. Just Do Her™. 

lena and aleks (nsfw)

[rmcbean]

(fish noises)

i'm on a quest to draw one thing a day whether i finish it or not. also i've been trying a fresh technique and seeing my style in high resolution is cool

[rmcbean]

my girl be reppin' orange i be reppin' that pink we've got that woman-loving energy what the fuck do you think? when you see two ladies like us at each other's side, you're looking at a living specimen of lesbian pride.

--"orange and pink", big butch (2009)

lena and aleks (nsfw)

[dp1nk]

the source of my new pfp

[dp1nk]

just pmdd things 2

just as you're coming out of your funk from the previous month and finally feel like you're getting shit done, you feel the familiar, dull sting of ovulation, signaling that you now have a good day or two left before you're tossed right back into hell

if you're lucky, you get a week. but you're not typically very lucky.

[rmcbean]

ofelia, my four eared, four eyed, transsexual people-eater-- wait i mean catgirl sorry catgirl

[rmcbean]

lil' clit, lena's rapsona.

the album version was warped a little for a fisheye effect. it contains hit tracks such as "rap siren", "maccy's (anything but fish)", and the triple platinum megahit "ginger latina"

lena x aleks (nsfw)

[dp1nk]

lil' clit and her wife, big butch, are based on the mid-late 2000s new york rap scene (even though lil' clit appears to fake a british accent in her songs for some reason).

also those songs exist, that isn't a bit

[rmcbean]

there is an au where lena kills aleks (as mermaids tend to do in folklore), so there must be one where aleks eats lena for dinner after catching her on a fishing trip.... duh

lena x aleks (nsfw)

[dp1nk]

ah, love

[rmcbean]

Handmade Lesbian Stickers - R. McBean's Ko-fi Shop

Cute, shiny, water-resistant vinyl or foil stickers of koi, as well as a bow and a sparkling heart emoji. I created all of the graphics and

i'm struggling right now and my birthday is on thursday the 5th so you should totally help me out. as a birthday gift.

[rmcbean]

help me share these? peez?

[dp1nk]

lost my job very suddenly and could use help even if it's just a few bucks. act now and get cute stickers. (or you can just donate on kofi if you like!)

i/we want to sell stickers more regularly so this is a limited edition run of unique/hand made stickers. in the future they will be ordered from somewhere that will provide consistent end results. these are mixed bags of stickers and everyone will get a different set of stickers that vary in style.

[dp1nk]

i've been addicted to fishdom... i don't know what that says about me, but it probably says something. and i think i'd hate it if i knew

[rmcbean]

"oh bloody 'ell, al. you've done a right numba ron me neck, you 'ave." [aleks whips out concealer] "remember the time we went to sephora for a date?" "...you clever bird... i should've known"

lena and aleks (nsfw)

[rmcbean]

time for brekkyyyy

lena and aleks (nsfw)

[rmcbean]

Russian Easter 2023

(finally finished in july 2024)

i didn't think it was right to do new stories before finishing this one. better late than never!

(i tried posting this in the community i made but i can't reblog from there, rude)

[rmcbean]

this is my spood trying to grab a bead of water i accidentally sprayed on his head.

also, i drew him

[dp1nk]

i love michael

[rmcbean]

ofelia makes a great cat...fish...catgirl mermaid. she's sitting on a sea urchin shell. nothing is to scale in this...