Daniel Cain

Doctor who has a uh..roommate problem.

[dr-danny-cain]

💉Intro 💉

Dr Daniel Cain MD

Arkham, MA

Miskatonic University graduate (Just trust me on that) and cat dad.

At the moment sharing a house with a rather strange man that is making me prematurely gray, but I could never leave him. He needs me, even if he won't admit it. He says he hates me, but I'd like to see him change a lightbulb or move a 200lb corpse without me.

--------------------------

((Hi there, I'm JD, I'm 20, I got bored at 6 am and made an RP account, sue me 🐈‍⬛️

There aren't enough Dan ask blogs if you ask me.

Ask me anything, I don't bite

NSFW/NSFT asks are not only allowed, they're encouraged))

[dr-danny-cain]

you still got a tail going on?

Unfortunately so. I was too afraid to cut it off myself.

[the-578-0]

so the re-agent is transmittable.

*lays down on the floor

what have I done?

[dr-danny-cain]

I thought...I thought we knew that already.

[dr-danny-cain]

your kids seem to be doing all the house work, is that what y'all made them for?

No. That's just a nice bonus. I appreciate how helpful they are.

[dr-danny-cain]

GUESS WHO'S OUT OF THE PSYCH WARD-

wait, what are you doing?!

*drops knife

Oh yay you're home! How was the mental hospital?

[the-578-0]

........... Is it too late to go back?

[dr-danny-cain]

For free? Yes.

[dr-danny-cain]

GUESS WHO'S OUT OF THE PSYCH WARD-

wait, what are you doing?!

*drops knife

Oh yay you're home! How was the mental hospital?

[dr-danny-cain]

I found the person referring to your kids as "children". They have been taken care of. You shouldn't hear from them anymore. Well....not coherent sentences at least. Don't worry about it.

-🐌

Thank you, oh slimey one.

[dr-danny-cain]

WAIT! if you're going to anything at least put it on live leak.

No. You don't deserve the satisfaction of watching.

[dr-danny-cain]

I knocked over a glass with my tail because I heard Herbert come home..

* grabbing large clever

Proper medical practices and anesthesia be damned.

[heliopart]

jombs commentary voice "get your pencils ready..."

[dr-danny-cain]

Dan I got locked in psych, tell my wife I love him. :(

I-

Uh-

Okay.

[the-578-0]

You got to get me out of here man! I can't pass as sane, they'll never let out.

[dr-danny-cain]

I created you! They'll lock me up too!

[dr-danny-cain]

Dan I got locked in psych, tell my wife I love him. :(

I-

Uh-

Okay.

[to-wallow-in-insignificance]

saw someone talking about herbert pulling dan closer by the belt loops the other day and ive been Thinking about it lots.

it starts in the lab where herbert tugs dan over so he can reach something on the other side of the desk, and then giddily pulling him to watch an experiment come to life.

and then it crawls up the basement stairs and into their daily lives when herbert needs something from the kitchen and dan isnt moving out of the way, or to hold dan in place when hes leaving for work but herbert isnt done talking.

and then its to pull him closer and closer still while theyre kissing. and. can anyone hear me

[dr-danny-cain]

I bite? 👉👈

Yes, you bite.

[dr-danny-cain]

"give" the guy that grabbed your tail the tail, revenge time.

I think i'm starting to like my tail..

I'll cut his tailbone out and give it to him.

[the-dr-herbert-west]

I have..a favor to ask of you.

…yes…?

[dr-danny-cain]

*points to tail wagging excessively

Cut this off.

[the-dr-herbert-west]

I am certainly…capable of doing that.

[dr-danny-cain]

Please, darling. I'll do anything, just Please get this shit off of me..

[the-dr-herbert-west]

You don’t find it endearing?

[dr-danny-cain]

Do you..?

[the-dr-herbert-west]

…Perhaps.

[dr-danny-cain]

Explain, Herbert.

[the-dr-herbert-west]

It’s your tell. It starts wagging whenever I talk to you, which makes it obvious how much you like my attention. But I suppose I can remove it. I would love to have an excuse to try out a new procedure!

[dr-danny-cain]

I do like your attention, but I don't want you to know that! Its so hard to lie with this thing..

[dr-danny-cain]

dude with all the freaks that work with us and how short staffed we are, i'd be surprised if anyone talks to you about it. that fucker deserved it lol

That..makes me feel better. It was so sudden, he just..grabbed my tail and I lost it.

[the-dr-herbert-west]

he what.

[dr-danny-cain]

It wasn't that bad..