Land of Dawn and Decay

Me? I'm just a random guy with random friends who enjoy random things. I have an immense facination with a lot of things, so I typically blog whatever I want at, well, random.

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[blumarvel-deactivated20171228]

me at all times

[vickisigh]

Mei is the cutest~ (*^▽^*)

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[gallusrostromegalus]

Trying to explain Bluecifer to out of state friends is always an experience. "Yeah I'll come pick you up and we'll drive past the blue horse with glowing red eyes that actually fell on and killed its creator. It's the epitome of Denver. OOH! Fly in after dark it's even better!" God I love this state.

What’s also good is Completely Forgetting to tell visiting relatives about bluecifer, picking them up from the airport and hearing them SHRIEK and going “oh yeah, that”

[gallusrostromegalus]

For the Non-Coloradoans:

Bluecifer, Our local elder god.  Absolutely nothing in that pic is photoshop.

He’s 32 feet tall, and most unfortunately, his head fell off while he was being assembled and killed his creator.  Bluecifer gets struck by lightning on a semi-regular basis which should melt fiberglass but his Dark And Unholy powers have prevented any damage.  He’s got glowing red eyes:

(Once again, none of that is photoshop.)  And disturbingly detailed human-sized genitals, which I’ll let y’all google for yourselves.  

He sits in a not-legally acessible bit of roadway just outside DIA, the most Conspiracy-Riddled of airports, and people run across the highway to get to him to bring him offerings and praise.

Welcome to Colordado!

[hellinq]

“Did you study for the test?”

[hellinq]

*In the middle of the test*

[silly-overwatch-stuff]

“Good ol’ reddiroo tactics.”

On gfycat

By DanyulD

[himynameisnotjoby]

what a stupid game

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https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba1NuipBWPd/

[bigstupidbaby-deactivated201309]

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things the entire universe 

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

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[stability]

[twitterlols]

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[moonxtide]

Fucking always.

[monster-musings]

Ah Yes, The Monsters of Monster Hunter World:

Vorebjörn.

Jimi Hendrix.

Pictures taken instantaneously!

Rocky the Flying Squirrel.

Waluigi.

POM Wonderful™.

Legolas.

Bahamut.

Gamera.

Nasty Man.

Goth Uragaan.

[ruinedchildhood]

[uncle-fill]

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[stealthboy]

a timeless classic

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