it's my only weakness!

The idle vapourings of a mind diseased  (follows from c-perfringens)

[dr-gaytorius]

Have you ever wanted to contribute to the evil beautiful queer coded villain of a story? Well, now you can!

YOU 🫵 can aid the powers of darkness and evil! Through cashapp (Smeowlliott), venmo (EWW@94), and ko-fi, even you can make a difference. 100% or ALL contributions will always go towards various nefarious schemes, evil plots, and unethical queer indulgences. Help me make the world worse TODAY

[twinsfawn]

[luetta]

[genderoutlaws]

two of my trans friends from the US who applied for and got refugee status in canada have informational PDFs they wanted me to share for anyone interested in applying for refugee status as well, since there's been a lot of misinformation around online suggesting it's an impossibility. it's not effortless and they've had to work with a lawyer, but 245 people from the US successfully got refugee status last year, which was an increase from the year before.

i can put ppl in contact with said refugee friends and or answer questions through them to the best of my ability, but the basics they wanted me to pass around are the claims process flowchart and the refugee claim orientation guide. (please let me know if either link isnt functioning) and the general info that you're more likely to get approved working with a lawyer in your province of choice and slowly building a case than doing an at border crossing application.

[ewaneneollav]

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

[cryptotheism]

The pagan origins of dressing up like a girl and moaning not too much

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i could be your deadbeat tumblr mutual

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

no offense to positivity but i love holding grudges and i’m not going to forget about someone who hurt me

[velvetys]

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

[valtsv]

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

[muddypolitics]

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

[captain-price-returns]

America 250 went well today it seems.

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[soleandborn]

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

[keepthemaway2]

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

[lakevida]

and im here too! 😃

[ichorknight]

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[coldbug]

sometimes it’s not the mortifying ordeal of being known, it’s the revolting ordeal of being known

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Hey! It's really great to finally talk to you. BIG fan. Always dreamed of carrying a small version of you around in a tiny birdcage or on my shoulder or in the palm of my hands and dressing you in small dolls clothes & trying to cook small, but still recognizable, meals like sandwiches & stuff ever since we passed each other on the street in Bloomington, Indiana on July 2nd 2011

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and I would not even let my cat eat or play with you and I would have to plug the sink hole to make a small bath for you and

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Oh! I'm sorry. Your total was $10.16