YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS

guess who was just resurrected

[figment-official-blog]

i’m boredddddddd

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

COME WITH ME AND YOU SHALL NEVER BE BORED AGAIN

[figment-official-blog]

@dr-nigel-channing-official guess what

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

What?

[figment-official-blog]

s u c c

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

I hate you.

[figment-official-blog]

@dr-nigel-channing-official guess what

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

What?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

oh boy, twice the kidnapping fun!

[dreamfinder-official]

What now?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

Oh Boy, Twice The Kidnapping Fun!

[melanie-ravenswood-official]

Who are you kidnapping old man??

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

:O WOWZERS!!! IF YOU GO IN THERE, YOU GET FREE CANDY! ISN’T THAT RAD??????

[melanie-ravenswood-official]

You think I am really that stupid??

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

ok then *takes out gun*

[melanie-ravenswood-official]

I welcome death

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

good.

*fires away*

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

oh boy, twice the kidnapping fun!

[dreamfinder-official]

What now?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

Oh Boy, Twice The Kidnapping Fun!

[melanie-ravenswood-official]

Who are you kidnapping old man??

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

:O WOWZERS!!! IF YOU GO IN THERE, YOU GET FREE CANDY! ISN’T THAT RAD??????

[melanie-ravenswood-official]

You think I am really that stupid??

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

ok then *takes out gun*

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

oh boy, twice the kidnapping fun!

[dreamfinder-official]

What now?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

Oh Boy, Twice The Kidnapping Fun!

[melanie-ravenswood-official]

Who are you kidnapping old man??

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

:O WOWZERS!!! IF YOU GO IN THERE, YOU GET FREE CANDY! ISN’T THAT RAD??????

[official-albert-blog]

where the hell am i?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

You Are In A Bad Place

also mind if i adopt you i need a son

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

oh boy, twice the kidnapping fun!

[dreamfinder-official]

What now?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

Oh Boy, Twice The Kidnapping Fun!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

oh boy, twice the kidnapping fun!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

now that i’m not dead i think i’m gonna be an evil overlord

[tenderheart-official]

That won’t make you feel better about being dead before will it though?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

yes it will. i’m going to overthrow all the gods, wanna help?

[tenderheart-official]

Instead of that why don’t we find different ways on how to deal with aggression

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

no

[tenderheart-official]

Overthrowing gods isn’t the right way though! If you truly want to get over something, you have to let go of it!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

i must kill them before they find out i am alive and kill me. i must become an evil overlord to gain the power of creation and destruction and keep my ride from being stolen.

[tenderheart-official]

That sounds like a very specific, very terrifying, and very personal problem.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

it is!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

now that i’m not dead i think i’m gonna be an evil overlord

[official-webby]

Get in line.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

i don’t get in line for nothing until i have the power of creation and destruction and imagination god is dead

[official-webby]

Get in line.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

don’t tell me what to do, duck

[official-webby]

I’ll tell you what I want to tell you, goose.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

i am not a goose i am chairman of the imagination institute prepare to die

[official-webby]

Bold of you to assume I’m alive.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

prepare to have all of your power succed out of you

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

now that i’m not dead i think i’m gonna be an evil overlord

[tenderheart-official]

That won’t make you feel better about being dead before will it though?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

yes it will. i’m going to overthrow all the gods, wanna help?

[tenderheart-official]

Instead of that why don’t we find different ways on how to deal with aggression

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

no

[tenderheart-official]

Overthrowing gods isn’t the right way though! If you truly want to get over something, you have to let go of it!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

i must kill them before they find out i am alive and kill me. i must become an evil overlord to gain the power of creation and destruction and keep my ride from being stolen.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

now that i’m not dead i think i’m gonna be an evil overlord

[official-webby]

Get in line.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

i don’t get in line for nothing until i have the power of creation and destruction and imagination god is dead

[official-webby]

Get in line.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

don’t tell me what to do, duck

[official-webby]

I’ll tell you what I want to tell you, goose.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

i am not a goose i am chairman of the imagination institute prepare to die

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

now that i’m not dead i think i’m gonna be an evil overlord

[official-webby]

Get in line.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

i don’t get in line for nothing until i have the power of creation and destruction and imagination god is dead

[official-webby]

Get in line.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

don’t tell me what to do, duck

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

now that i’m not dead i think i’m gonna be an evil overlord

[tenderheart-official]

That won’t make you feel better about being dead before will it though?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

yes it will. i’m going to overthrow all the gods, wanna help?

[tenderheart-official]

Instead of that why don’t we find different ways on how to deal with aggression

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

no

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

now that i’m not dead i think i’m gonna be an evil overlord

[official-webby]

Get in line.

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

i don’t get in line for nothing until i have the power of creation and destruction and imagination god is dead

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

now that i’m not dead i think i’m gonna be an evil overlord

[tenderheart-official]

That won’t make you feel better about being dead before will it though?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

yes it will. i’m going to overthrow all the gods, wanna help?