Hyper mode engage

I didn't get a PHD for nothing.

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Killua:dr oobleck would be so kind as to allow me to show you some science?

Well, when you put it like that, how can I say no?

[pitou-isms]

Ok point your finger at me and pretend to shoot it

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Um… okay… *raises hand and pretends to shoot* Like that?

[pitou-isms]

*killua’s head suddenly disappears as if teleported and his body falls limp on the floor headless*

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO!

[pitou-isms]

*pops head out of his shirt* doctor calm yourself i will explain it

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

*Starts breathing heavily* Please do.

[pitou-isms]

Ok it my speed, the fastest a human eyes can react is .17 second if i go at half speed i can go faster then that so it appears i teleported

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

That... is incredible. And... somewhat terrifying.

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Killua:dr oobleck would be so kind as to allow me to show you some science?

Well, when you put it like that, how can I say no?

[pitou-isms]

Ok point your finger at me and pretend to shoot it

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Um… okay… *raises hand and pretends to shoot* Like that?

[pitou-isms]

*killua’s head suddenly disappears as if teleported and his body falls limp on the floor headless*

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO!

[pitou-isms]

*pops head out of his shirt* doctor calm yourself i will explain it

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

*Starts breathing heavily* Please do.

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Killua:dr oobleck would be so kind as to allow me to show you some science?

Well, when you put it like that, how can I say no?

[pitou-isms]

Ok point your finger at me and pretend to shoot it

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Um… okay… *raises hand and pretends to shoot* Like that?

[pitou-isms]

*killua’s head suddenly disappears as if teleported and his body falls limp on the floor headless*

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO!

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Killua:dr oobleck would be so kind as to allow me to show you some science?

Well, when you put it like that, how can I say no?

[pitou-isms]

Ok point your finger at me and pretend to shoot it

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Um... okay... *raises hand and pretends to shoot* Like that?

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Killua:dr oobleck would be so kind as to allow me to show you some science?

Well, when you put it like that, how can I say no?

[phoebisms]

Send me 🎲 for my muse to tell you two truths and a lie.

See if you can guess the lie.

[penny-polendina-isms-blog]

Just a PSA

Reblog if you don’t ignore rps and asks but sometimes it takes you a while to think of a response, or you only have time to answer a question or two before doing other things.

[penny-polendina-isms-blog]

Reblog this if you are a rwby-isms blog

I will follow every last one of you

[neckstime-deactivated20140216]

Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Wooow people are bothering you with the "oh you would like her~" thing? My family is the same like them

Yeah. I just need them to stop. Honestly, the next time I get an ask saying shit like that, I'm deleting it.

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Admit it! If she wasn't dating that other Oobleck, you would have fallen head over heels for Red! (I have 20 bucks riding on this, help me out.)

You seriously bet money on this? Look, it doesn't matter how much you fucking beg me: Red is a friend. Nothing more. My mind isn't gonna change because you might lose 20 bucks. This is the last time I'm responding to asks like this, so just stop.

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Do you have a favorite student you've taught, and why did you like this student the most?

Anon, asking that is like asking a mother to pick a favorite child. With that being said, Velvet. She’s the only one who regularly participates in class, and she has yet to cause a disruption in the middle of a test

[cbhn-isms]

“I’m really sorry for that time my car blew up during the chemistry test, Doctor. One thing we did lesrn from it was to not keep dustrous oxide under pressure in a sealed trunk in the middle of summer.”

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Mikado, I already said it was fine. Besides, how is one to truly learn without making mistakes?

[churchboy42]

B-but what about me Professor? *Churchill does his best puppy dog eyed look.*

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

I’m sorry, church, but you’re late for class far too often. I can understand your reasons, but it does still disrupt class when you burst through the door rambling incoherently.

[queen-of-foxes]

*Raises her hand sheepishly.*

And me, Doctor?

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Red, you are absolutely one of the best students I've ever taught. My only issue is that you sometimes... lose your temper with some of the other student.*cough* Cardin... Other than that, you are a wonderful student.

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Do you have a favorite student you've taught, and why did you like this student the most?

Anon, asking that is like asking a mother to pick a favorite child. With that being said, Velvet. She’s the only one who regularly participates in class, and she has yet to cause a disruption in the middle of a test

[cbhn-isms]

“I’m really sorry for that time my car blew up during the chemistry test, Doctor. One thing we did lesrn from it was to not keep dustrous oxide under pressure in a sealed trunk in the middle of summer.”

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Mikado, I already said it was fine. Besides, how is one to truly learn without making mistakes?

[churchboy42]

B-but what about me Professor? *Churchill does his best puppy dog eyed look.*

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

I'm sorry, church, but you're late for class far too often. I can understand your reasons, but it does still disrupt class when you burst through the door rambling incoherently.

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Do you have a favorite student you've taught, and why did you like this student the most?

Anon, asking that is like asking a mother to pick a favorite child. With that being said, Velvet. She’s the only one who regularly participates in class, and she has yet to cause a disruption in the middle of a test

[cbhn-isms]

“I’m really sorry for that time my car blew up during the chemistry test, Doctor. One thing we did lesrn from it was to not keep dustrous oxide under pressure in a sealed trunk in the middle of summer.”

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Mikado, I already said it was fine. Besides, how is one to truly learn without making mistakes?

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Do you have a favorite student you've taught, and why did you like this student the most?

Anon, asking that is like asking a mother to pick a favorite child. With that being said, Velvet. She's the only one who regularly participates in class, and she has yet to cause a disruption in the middle of a test

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

So if you didn't get a PHD for nothing. What did you get it for?

I got a PHD in history, to teach young minds about the past. There's no reason to repeat mistakes of our ancestors if they can be avoided.

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Sorry I missed class yesterday, somehow Cardin's face ran into my fist.

I have no idea what your talking about, late to class. All I see is that Cardin is late again, please, return to your seat.