we're not pure of heart but we're fine of ass

Just here to be queer

[communistkenobi]

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

[followthebluebell]

So Julianna claimed a basket that was on top of some pillows as her bed. No problem, I'm pretty happy to let her sleep wherever she wants.

But the basket tipped over and she just kinda poured out. I'm not sure she understands what happened. She looks so confused.

[followthebluebell]

Somehow she recovered from her shock.

[sidhewrites]

Op I’m sorry I absolutely love your poor girl look at her confused little face

[followthebluebell]

I love this more than words can express. I'm going to print this out and put it on the fridge.

[a-soulless-lime]

Repo! The Genetic Opera is free to watch on Tubi. If you've ever thought about watching it, now is the time.

Great way to honor a great man.

[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[markovchaingang]

repatriating the artifacts in the british museum except i give them to whichever country has historically been the greatest enemy of the country of origin. there's not enough hate in the world

[ashleythetraveler]

Robbing the British Museum and then just giving everything back to the British is crazy

[nekoning]

the use of AI lately has made me feel so hopeless, i translated pages of an unfinished fanzine of mine so i can remember why i love art...i hope it can resonate with anyone feeling the same way

[depsidase]

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

BABYLON 5 1993 – 1998・2x03 The Geometry of Shadows

[pyronado-moved]

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

[demonicsymphony]

And if you’re in the notes or tags telling us to “just get a new tag”

Fuck You

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[totallynotgayforyou]

People are always like "Don't go to Orc city!! It's dangerous!!" Well I'm here now and everyones so nice, I just got invited to Club Orcs by a very handsome Orc.

[totallynotgayforyou]

Hmm I may have misunderstood some things, I have been given a club to hit some orcs in the Orc Pit.

[orcboxer]

GET SWINGIN BOY

[totallynotgayforyou]

Its honestly really cathartic to smash a big club against a bunch of Orcs, I wasn't sure at first cause I didn't want to hurt them but they just cheer and get back up again.

[orcboxer]

we love that shit that's why we do it I'm so happy to share our culture with yoy

[edgycarr0t]

Do you think I made Adrian too small

[dramatic-dolphin]

going to start acting like i don't know anything about america. "people who aren't old enough to drink yet" ummmm we were talking about 19 year olds? they have been old enough to drink for a year now! you might be a little confused 😁

[pinkrangerv]

I definitely understand that it's annoying when people make assumptions, says the intersex AFAB person who has serious disability because of the assumption that forced gender surgery is a great idea.

However.

You walked on a website that's like 80% USAmericans, based in the US, and are complaining that USAmericans are discussing US norms without caveats.

There's 195 nations the UN recognizes; 205 on the Wiki list; Indigenous "tribes" in the US actually should be considered a nation each, so we're probably more like 300 just from the US; obviously indigenous people in other recognized nations add several hundred...

Yeah, you like the color of the caveat? Because I sure don't.

[dramatic-dolphin]

ok.

[dramatic-dolphin]

you tell americans "don't assume everyone is from the usa" and they will say "you want me to list every country and culture my statement DOESN'T apply to before i say anything??????? is that what you want??????" you know what yeah, that IS what i want now. start listing.

[dykepuffs]

Got to admit "I assume the whole world is the US out of respect for the hundreds of Native nations within the boundaries of that illegitimate entity" is a new excuse for why USians forget that burgers aren't the default food everywhere.

[idlelizard]

silly salt cellar

[littleguysdaily]

[batsandboba]

(scrolling past several gifsets of the same movie) using my keen senses of deduction i can conclude that mutual watched a movie today

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[notkatniss]