Dr. Vian Venstal

Rank A7, head of medical department 💉 (oc account || pfp drawn by @radvercity!! go check him out!!!)

[thatonepersonperson]

It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

How old are you?

I am four years old!

You are the youngest Person EVER!

[dr-venstal]

There are more of you???

[dr-venstal]

i’m sending you and silas to the backrooms

That would be a poor waste of my skills.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i agree but i don’t want to be alone in there or i’ll have nothing to eat.

[dr-venstal]

Eugh.

[dr-venstal]

I... I do. But...

I just don't want to be treated like a freak of nature! And I don't want to lose my autonomy just because I'm getting studied. - 🍊

There are procedures in place. Things you need to sign. Things I can’t just talk about on the internet. Unfortunately, you need to give some things up if you want any progress made.

[dr-venstal]

i’m sending you and silas to the backrooms

That would be a poor waste of my skills.

[dr-venstal]

Still, I would prefer to know! Informed decisions and stuff... - 🍊

Do you want this or not?

[dr-venstal]

vian what should i be for halloween

I think the classics are always fun. Like a ghost, or maybe Frankenstein’s monster.

[dr-venstal]

why haven’t you eaten loser

I didn’t have time.

[dr-venstal]

av wants to crack your egg

is this an innuendo i genuinely cannot tell

[dr-venstal]

What is "more hands on"? -🍊

We’ll discuss that bridge when we cross it.

[dr-venstal]

vian. I hot boxed the lab.

I wish I could say this wasn’t my problem but due to the amount of flammable materials in it, it very much is.

[dr-venstal]

viannnn i put a 666mg weed gummy in the food you just ate. enjoy

Joke’s on you, I haven’t eaten today.

[dr-venstal]

dr vilas

I’m not even going to respond to this.

[dr-venstal]

Earth of course. Where else would I be from? It's normal there either tho. So I guessed I should get it checked out.

Although... now you made me be concerned whether I did the right thing. What part of checking me out do you need to sedate me for exactly? - 🍊

Well, a few scans wouldn’t require any sedation, but if I wanted to do anything more hands on, it’s not like I’d keep you awake for it.

[dr-venstal]

give ray a kissy for me (if he wants)

@vians-favorite-patient

[dr-venstal]

how are you today

I don’t see why you’re asking, but I’m doing fine.

[thatonepersonperson]

alright cool. do you wanna hang out or something. i'm bored and tbr is asleep and my clone has been navigating an underwater research facility so i actually have nothing else to do. i have a wii

[dr-venstal]

No.

[thatonepersonperson]

ok fuck you then. i'm casting level 2 leg cramps on you. good luck you boring ass.

[dr-venstal]

See this is exactly why I don’t want to hang out with you.

[thatonepersonperson]

i was being so nice and kind and you spit in my face. you have no manners or courtesy. i would have made you hot chocolate and burgers. but you're ungrateful to life's opportunities.

[dr-venstal]

You’ve threatened my life multiple times. I think it’s perfectly reasonable to want to stay as far away from you as possible.

[dr-venstal]

how are you today

I don’t see why you’re asking, but I’m doing fine.

[thatonepersonperson]

alright cool. do you wanna hang out or something. i'm bored and tbr is asleep and my clone has been navigating an underwater research facility so i actually have nothing else to do. i have a wii

[dr-venstal]

No.

[thatonepersonperson]

ok fuck you then. i'm casting level 2 leg cramps on you. good luck you boring ass.

[dr-venstal]

See this is exactly why I don’t want to hang out with you.

[dr-venstal]

how are you today

I don’t see why you’re asking, but I’m doing fine.

[thatonepersonperson]

alright cool. do you wanna hang out or something. i'm bored and tbr is asleep and my clone has been navigating an underwater research facility so i actually have nothing else to do. i have a wii

[dr-venstal]

No.