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‼️ DNI LIST ‼️
Garlic
Crucifix-bearing
Renfield <- impossible task
Anyone who is anaemic
Sunlight enthusiasts
You must also be acquainted with this fact: this list is subject to additions and further emendation in the future. I pray you, if you indeed fulfil any of these criteria, the House of Dracula is barred from your presence.
Enjoy your sojourn.
Why am I in trouble with the Nigerian Safety Investigation Bureau.
Thought I could best a pirate.
Alas, he had gARRRRlic.
apparently the new pseudobiographical movie about me is going to be called 'dracula a love story'.
WHAT LOVE STORY.
will someone please read the book.
two down, four to go
fjcking hate wafers btw
dry crumbly joyless little things
should be banned
why does jonathan’s blood taste nice
why does lucy’s blood taste nice
why does everyone’s blood taste nice
lead poisoning
today’s itinerary:
dramatically turn into mist
dramatically reform from mist
cancel all plans
dramatically re-mist out the window
mina: I’m so worried about jonathan
me, standing behind a door with a quill in my teeth and his boots on the wrong feet, trying to remember which ink smells less like blood: what a mystery
Just tripped on the same pair of Jonathan’s shoes again.
He has not worn them in three weeks.
He has not moved them in three weeks.
He watches me trip and does nothing.
@doctorjohnseward @sewards-phonograph @secretphonograph
@the-renfield @unwavering-devotion
hehehe
You return to us!! Hello! How are the waters?
water is great! blood is better! and there’s soo much of it on this ship :P
I’ll talk to you later, by the way. This line is not very secure.
Mpreg WILL serve you greatly in england it will
Perhaps, my friend, you would do better to trouble a doctor with such questions; for unless the nature of man has changed greatly in these past four centuries, I believe you shall find his anatomy is not quite as you imagine it.
Indeed, you might even find Mr. Renfield’s own doctor most suited to hear your ideas. He is accustomed, after all, to those whose minds have wandered far from reason.
These are the places at which you may write to him, or otherwise make yourself known: @doctorjohnseward @sewards-phonograph @secretphonograph
Good evening, good sir. Might I ask who you are, and how it is you know of my patient Renfield?
As to the original question: I have reviewed many cases in my time – persons who believed themselves to be wolves, birds, the Sons of God Himself – but this may be the first in which the delusion takes the form of functional male gestation.
Feel free to arrange for an appointment. I will need your full case history, your family background, and the contact details of whatever anatomist misled you.
I will also require you not to say the word "Mpreg" out loud in my presence. Ever. Please. PLEASE.
My name is of no consequence, my friend. I am but one who, at times, takes an interest in the troubled minds of such as he. Call it, if you will, a form of charity. Your patient is known to me, as I am to him, though not so well as he imagines.
Even if your interest in Mr. Renfield arises from a sense of "charity", I must remind you, sir, that I am not at liberty to accept such engagements without due scrutiny. It is my professional obligation to be made fully aware of those who interact with my patients, particularly those that are this vulnerable, volatile, and/or possessed of complicated delusional structures.
As a fellow man of discernment, you will understand the necessity of clarity in such matters.
Ah, doctor, so young still, and already you speak of discernment as though you possess it. And yet I see in you the kind of man who would press his suit upon a girl whose choice is written plainly elsewhere.
It is well enough if such 'professional obligations' give you comfort, though they carry no weight with me. I have no cause to explain myself to you, nor to any man. Attend your patient as you see fit, and I shall do likewise.
Sir—
Permit me to clarify that I do not extend my inquiry as a matter of idle curiosity or 'comfort'. I may be young, but I am not untried. To hold the post I do today is not a distinction bestowed frivolously, nor one maintained without considerable discernment.
Usually I do not parade credentials; but you must realise that these are no trifles – and that I am no novice.
I will not entertain irrelevant commentary on my private affairs. My concerns lie with the safety and condition of Mr. Renfield, and your apparent access to him raises necessary questions. You may find your anonymity convenient – but I, as his physician, cannot.
If nothing else, I must needs procure some form of relation descriptor between you and Mr. Renfield.
While I will not be partaking in any form of “gestation” in the traditional human sense, male or otherwise (England is not the best place for this, nor I the best individual for the job), it would serve you both well to remember that functional male gestation has always been possible.
Vampires have always been a… metaphor, of sorts. It would do us well to remember our roots.
do you hold suspicions that quincey and arthur are fucking
I have absolutely no idea who those people are. However, if they’re anything like my roommates?
Definitely.
have conk concush conq head pain. shovels=bad
ow
anyone else think “it’s midnight, I have plenty of time to steal a baby, dust jonathan’s room and fix the locks” and then at 6am you’ve forgotten the baby and tripped over the letters you were meant to send out on the 19th
and only now are you discovering that at some point when you were napping there was a human in your room
just me?
I’m going to off m- a horse from a Texan cowboy. I’m going to send a bat to drink its blood.
How fast do we think the sun rises?
I'm the flavor of neurodivergent where I am a stickler for timeline continuity. A particularly strong pet peeve of mine. Nothing pulls me out of the narrative faster than when the timeline isn't mathing properly.
Which brings me to today's Dracula entry. Gets me every year.
June 25th entry:
Last night one of my post-dated letters went to post, the first of that fatal series which is to blot out the very traces of my existence from the earth.
HOWEVER.... according to the May 19th entry:
I therefore pretended to fall in with his views, and asked him what dates I should put on the letters. He calculated a minute, and then said:— "The first should be June 12, the second June 19, and the third June 29." I know now the span of my life. God help me!
So, the letter Dracula had Jonathan post-date as June 12th FINALLY went out the evening of June 24th???? When Dracula wanted the last of those letters to go out on the 29th???
Mr. Bram Stoker, I expected better of you.... You couldn't just go back to the May 19th entry and edit the dates Dracula mentioned so they better fit the final timeline you created?
But if we post his letters late, we can pretend the postal system is even more delayed than it actually is. Which means it is significantly less suspicious if his correspondents don’t hear from him for a month, because they can simply assume the horse riding across the continent carrying the letters was misplaced.
Or I’m just coping because I completely forgot about his letters for two weeks and I was really hoping nobody would have caught on.
