[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[draculareborn]

what if I actually spoke to people

[draculareborn]

context. fasten your seatbelts.

[draculareborn]

5/27.

[draculareborn]

don't post my shit out of order tumblr that's a weird and twisted punishment for my silence

[draculareborn]

I still exist in a physical form

[draculareborn]

well I mean

[draculareborn]

I'm not dead

[draculareborn]

I'm here I forgot to exist, my apologies

[draculareborn]

it's too hot out here

[draculareborn]

oh my gosh, who could have possibly sent me all these anons? i just can’t imagine

[draculareborn]

I was going to say I didn't die I just disappeared. but for the undead, that's the same concept right?

[draculareborn]

i killed it 

[draculareborn]

how many crabs did that take

i feel compelled to try

[45percenterthen]

why is shooting ur shot (friendship edition) so much harder than shooting ur shot (romantic edition). babygirl i wanna befriend u so bad

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[amitychaos]