can't believe they buried our gays again

Hi I'm Frootie. My pronouns are they/he. I like birds, video games, and gay things (lots of Good Omens). Come along if you'd like.💙

[byjove]

When someone is going to have a baby and they’re like “I’m hoping for a girl.” I’m like ‘Aw, cute.’ but when someone says they hope it is a boy, my hackles raise and I’m like ‘Hmm. Elaborate on that. What is the reasoning behind that?’ Like, I think baby gender reveal culture is a bit silly but I understand it is mostly in good fun. Until someone gets mad they’re not having a son to ‘carry on the family name’ or whatever. That is frankly disgusting. But is is really interesting how people who want a daughter will be like ‘I hope it is a baby girl so I can dress her in these cute pink baby outfits.’ and people who want a son often want a son for reasons that are extremely misogynistic and dehumanizing.

[dragon-frootie]

Pro tip: dress your baby boy in cute pink baby outfits.

[cesiscribbles]

References for Princess Treatment~ (and a bonus Astra)

[elizabethrobertajones]

shaking and trembling, I amass all my crafting skills to place the sammich in a tupperware

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[great-and-small]

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[flagellant]

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!

[flagellant]

happy one year anniversary to this post getting marked as "potentially mature content" and then never leaving content review when i appealed. tumblr's own default loading graphic is considered by their own tos "potentially sexual" it seems.

@support you got any explanations for how this post got flagged? or why it never got reviewed? or what mature content might potentially be happening? believe me i am ALL ears

[flagellant]

it's 2026 and this post is officially no longer "potentially mature" and is just "mature". so: either tumblr's own default loading graphic is now confirmed to be explicitly sexual and pornographic

or the concept of a pride flag is considered to be inappropriate for 13 year olds.

happy pride 2026. here's a pride flag for when corporate interests of a site run by dogshit transphobes, handwringing pearlclutchers, and "powerless" "allies" tell you that pride and your gender is no one else's fucking business:

[hotshotriot]

its like strippers and the economy to me

[rhymingteelookatme]

#eorzean proverb: one scion is happenstance two is coincidence three is impending calamity

via @ofdarklands

[bleucalire]

Pinterest + Azi 🌻

[softwaring]

made a pride flag using landscape photos ive taken <3

[donniehaspronouns]

if y’all hated the last tapestry I made I got something even better. happy pride!

also didn’t block this one so don’t even ask

(link to the chart)

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

x

[captainblou]

My all-time favourite fics

Just a ramble, really, but these are the fics I think about at least once a week since I've read them.

Slow Show - @mia-ugly

I am soooo original, I know, I know, but Slow Show rewired my brain. I have read it a grand total of ONCE because it gutted me and if I read it again I will obsess over it for WEEKS. Chapter 5, man. It gutted me. It lives under my skin.

For Loving One - @thescholarlystrumpet

I am so normal about this one. Priest Aziraphale is always a favourite, especially when he's kind and soft and repressed. Also love Crowley's vulnerability and his backstory broke me for real... their falling in love feels so real and natural.

My favourite historical human AU.

For his eyes only - @afrenchwriter

THE fic for every James Bond lover. It's perfect, entertaining, hot despite the absence of smut, funny, it reads like a great spy movie.

Angel of Music - @itsscottiesstark

There's one person I always trust with musician AUs and that's Angie. It's her thing. That and hand porn of course but it's not unrelated. A slow burn enemies to lovers, miscomunication, idiots in love, tender smut. It got all of it.

Communicatio in Sacris - @voluptatiscausa

Oh another priest Az- oh wait no it's Crowley this time. This is one of the first fics that made me enjoy smut so I guess if you like my work you can go and thank Vol for the inspiration. This one is so fucking deep. It hits real hard with very little, just a simple premise and god, you end up crying at the ceiling.

In your own time - @ineffabildaddy

I swear I'm normal about priests. I swear. BUT I am not normal about a childhood friends finding each other again trope and I am certainly not normal about this fic. It's so soft and so hot. Their story is heartbreaking and their reunion heals every wrong thing on the planet.

[flameslikeanything]

That’s it, that’s the story.

[lanzadeperla]

This design is utterly amazing and deserves to become a cover for the actual book.

[lichjuno]

something something husbands something something

[lierdumoa]

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

[nanndana]