Dragon Age Humor

[feyunir]

Lady's Day

Myrna, Kunigunde and Rook (Mirren) off screen. Mirren hates dresses so shopping for a wedding dress is something of a hurdle. Kunigunde is paying ofc, spoiling her adopted daughter.

Myrna's true reason for not wanting to be a lich, she couldn't stand eternity with Kunigunde lol

[eva-taash]

rook is such a brat lol

girl be fr 💀

[askfordoodles]

[dragonagehumor]

Pissing Magic

Sera: “You can make magic anywhere, Solas? Ever piss it by accident?” Solas: “No. Wait… no.” Sera: “What? How would you not remember something like that?” Solas: “We were all young once.”

[dragonagehumor]

On my “be a jerk to everyone” character, my dwarf just yelled at that Dalish elf that wants to accompany us into the cave in the Hinterlands for Solas’ elven artifact quest to go away. She screamed back, “May the Dread Wolf take you!”

…so he did, into the cave, where we completed the quest.

[triaelf9]

Getting the banter where Lucanis expresses worry (and perhaps fear) at how the ladies & Rook were eating at the lighthouse before he arrive & how he's surprised they didn't die before he got there...this is how I imagined his first day there went XD

[dragonagehumor]

Memos from the desk of Josephine Montilyet

“The commander is an intelligent, cautious man. I’m grateful he’s in charge of our standing army. Still, he does sometimes resemble the man with a hammer to whom everything appears as a nail.”

Worker: “First Enchanter Vivienne wishes to register a complaint about the upholstery in the dining hall.” Josephine: “I’ve already told her, we cannot replace it with velvet right now.” Josephine: “…it is a little worn.”

“You may tell The Iron Bull that I am quite sure I don’t want to ‘spill a few cold ones’ with him in the tavern. What does that even mean?”

Josephine: “Please tell Lord Dorian that I can’t get him an invitation to the Wintersend Ball in Lydes.” Worker: “He won’t be surprised. He said it would probably be beyond you.” Josephine: “It’s not beyond me, it’s…. (sighs). Tell him I’ll try.”

“I wanted to tell you that I share their sentiments, Inquisitor, and… well, I suppose I just did.”

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[rooksbooknook]

I was doing another round of combat photos and uhhhhhh, pookie?

You ok back there???

(The answer is no…no he’s not)

[thegrubfromhollowknight]

This has no right being so funny to me

[orangepajamas]

that rune Harding asked him to enchant got him so fucked up he was annoyed as hell during that banter lmao

[teyrnacousland]

So I was replaying Sea of Blood and I noticed that if you look at the barrier, there are elven letters on it!

Do you know what they say? It's one sentence on repeat, as far as I can tell. Prepare yourselves for the incredible knowledge this underwater barrier has to share us...

It's backwards here, but it says: "I am an underwater barrier"

[royalich]

Puns with Dad ft Johanda

[beaulesbian]

it was fun bringing both emmrich and davrin to the gloom howler quest, while being a grey warden and romancing emmrich

[elfsroot]

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

Me, who literally never talks about feelings unless it's anger: "You should talk about your feelings, though."

[winter--padfoot]

Harding: So the Crows don't work in Ferelden anymore because of Loghain? Why, exactly?

Lucanis: House Arainai embarrassed themselves so badly on that job, the Crows buried six different Eighth Talons.

Harding: You're... you're saying they actually die of embarrassment.

Lucanis: Some of them weren't dead at the time. But they got it eventually.

[weird-little-ghost]

Emmrich , ✨️darling✨️....GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE DEAD MAN'S FACE