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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@draincorrectquotes
Mitch gets less bc mitch is a dickweed >:( 8/16
Weeby: Pros and cons of dating Mitch.
Weeby: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Weeby: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Mitch: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*
Kanata our favorite (maybe possibly homicidal) surgeon :) 7/16
Kanata: This is a safety pin. *cuts off end* Kanata: It is now a danger pin.
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Kanata: Say no to drugs. Kanata: Say yes to drugs. Kanata: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.
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Kanata: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
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Kanata: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Kanata: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and gently smack people.
Kiyoka my underrated queen 6/16
Kiyoka: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later*
Kiyoka: Oh, look! A butterfly!
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Kiyoka: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
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Kiyoka, to The Squad: You should change your passwords to “incorrect”. Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, “your password is incorrect”.
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Kiyoka: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
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Kiyoka: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy. *The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*
Rei time yea 5/16
*Rei is substitute teaching*
Student: What did you say?
Rei: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!
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Rei: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Rei, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Rei: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
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Rei: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Rei: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Rei, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
Yukiliy dookily my son 4/16
Yuki: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
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Yuki: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
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Yuki: Seriously, I have no idea what to do. Yuki: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.
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Yuki: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
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Yuki: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
Satsuki next. We love a clown queen <3
3/16
Haru next cause it was his b day a bit ago
2/16
Kizuna quotes! Gonna do one for every person so 1/16 yey
Kizuna: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.
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Kizuna: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Kizuna: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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Kizuna: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’
Kizuna: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
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Kizuna: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!
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Kizuna: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Kizuna: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god.
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Kizuna: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.