Am I living?

The name's Drake Ashtonfield and I'm a magician. Well, magician isn't the right term, since I'm more of a transformist. Also Spear's Novice. But I'll probably become a Baron. (that's how good I am, guys) Part of The Magician RP. Peace out.

[veronicawolfe]

It's been oddly quiet around here.

[drake-ashtonfield]

Yeah, don't tell me. What happened to everyone?

[drake-ashtonfield]

I'm sure I haven't been away for so much, but... What the hell happened to this place?

[drake-ashtonfield]

It's not Christmas without my mum's pudding

[m-axelsen]

No need to apologize. And loosen up a little, will you? 

Better, as in, you might get that promotion you’ve been wanting. More money, more freedom, probably won’t get pulled into a nearby alley and killed…

[drake-ashtonfield]

I will. It's just... It's a new thing.

Oh well... Seems like the mission for me, then.

[drake-ashtonfield]

It's not Christmas without my mum's pudding

[mayalancaster]

Damn. How disappointing for you.

[drake-ashtonfield]

It is disappointing! You'd really understand how much if you tasted it.

[drake-ashtonfield]

It's not Christmas without my mum's pudding

[m-axelsen]

Don’t get so picky, and figure it out on your own.

And don’t worry too much. If all goes well, things will get much, much better for you. 

[drake-ashtonfield]

Alright, alright... I won't let personal feelings get into this. Sorry.

S- seriously? How much "better"?

[sxrxnitymuse]

Have you seen anyone else fight for food?

[drake-ashtonfield]

Lots, actually. It sounds so strange but it's true.

[sxrxnitymuse]

I hate Twinkies. I bet it was funny, they’re fighting about food.

[drake-ashtonfield]

Fighting over food is always funny, that's true.

[sxrxnitymuse]

What is?

[drake-ashtonfield]

Husband and wife arguing about wheter buy twinkies or not. The wife believes those things are unhealty and doesn't want to buy them, while the husband obviously disagree. It's funnier than it seems.

[drake-ashtonfield]

Better than telenovelas.

[drake-ashtonfield]

It's not Christmas without my mum's pudding

[m-axelsen]

And who would you get along better with, Veronica? 

Really. Don’t fuck it up. Because I can’t guarantee your safety if you do. 

[drake-ashtonfield]

I don't know... Maybe? Anyone else would do better than Dalton.

*gulps* Okay. I understand that.

[drake-ashtonfield]

It's not Christmas without my mum's pudding

[m-axelsen]

And take Dalton with you while you’re at it. Don’t let him fuck it up, and don’t you fuck it up. 

[drake-ashtonfield]

Why Dalton? Can't it be another person from the Spear? I mean, he's... Mean. I don't think he would play well with me.

I won't fuck it up, promise. You can count on me.

[drake-ashtonfield]

It's not Christmas without my mum's pudding

[m-axelsen]

Isn’t it obvious? That so-called ‘Agent’ Rhodes have been on our case since day one. Distract him. 

And by that, I mean his precious girlfriend. 

[drake-ashtonfield]

Alright, his girlfriend. It will be done, boss.

[drake-ashtonfield]

It's not Christmas without my mum's pudding

[m-axelsen]

You didn’t think you’d be here with us without doing anything, did you? 

A little something called break-and-enter-and-kidnap.

[drake-ashtonfield]

Of course not! No.

Break-and-enter-and-kidnap... O- okay? Umm... Who should that be?

[drake-ashtonfield]

It's not Christmas without my mum's pudding

[m-axelsen]

Then it’s not going to be Christmas. I’ve got a job for you. 

[drake-ashtonfield]

A job? For me? Well, that's new.

What is it about?

[drake-ashtonfield]

It's not Christmas without my mum's pudding

[mayalancaster]

Do you not get it this year or something?

[drake-ashtonfield]

I usually go to my parents' for Christmas, but this year I won't. So no pudding.

[banananaa]

[drake-ashtonfield]

It's not Christmas without my mum's pudding