Heroes Never Die

Tumblr blog of Drakefire! I usually just reblog things that I find amusing. I also play a lot of games in my free time. I do a little vector art on the side and I like to meet new people, so send me an ask if you would like to chat sometime :)

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[unclefather]

[theglasscat]

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system

[fishbug]

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[gaypussyretard]

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[porterr-robinson]

[admiralparallax]

@dies-first this is random but it seems like a thing redwing would do

[dies-first]

IF THIS WASNT CANON BEFORE IT SURE AS HELL WILL BE NOW LMAOOO

[teathattast]

[gardenoffish]

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”

[heckadai]

[heatbugg]

Fallout New Vegas: Old World Blues (2011)

[blackzagan]

[forgamers]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[surprisebitch]

Stealth Queen

[crazypeoplejail]

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's celebration

help me I can’t stop laughing

[3643278372864565]

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Illuminated Print Link Masterpost

gonna try this format again, because it allows for individual linking instead of everything slapped together into one bigass photo album that you can only vaguely see

aaaanyways, press j to skip the full gallery of buyable shit i’m about to drop here

1) My Immortal, aka the worst best fanfiction of all time

2) Spiders Georg, OG post by @reallyreallyreallytrying

3) Bog Mummies, OG post by @glumshoe

4) Historical Kinkshaming (originally about Victor Hugo but really can be any historical figure you’d like, misspelled on purpose dont @ me about it)

5) Political Discourse Mood, Tumblr Edition OG post by @redmensch

6) REALLY FUCKIN LOVE COFFEE, OG post by @m4ge

7) The Original Your Mom Joke, OG post by shakespeare

8) A fireball is addressed to…. 

9) PHUCKING BEESECHURGER, OG post by @hustlerose

10) General Life Advice RE: Hell, OG post by @hirilelfwraith

11) limerick rolled, OG post by @worddevourer

12) ronald reagan’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom, OG post by @a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

[doyoubuyallyourmurderweaponsathd]

DID YOU ACTUALLY WRITE OUT ALL OF MY IMMORTAL OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU AND ALL OF THAT IS A MOOD

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@hug-oprah

i mean it’s only the first paragraph, I’m not that insane

[the-king-drake]

I low-key want the my immortal pages so I can hang them in my home….

[alternicobase]

[durbikins]

[catchymemes]

Nine Realms in Norse Mythology

[geminiagent]

[silkenagentsofcsbeck]

[running-dog]

Of course that’s why the chairs have that feature.  It’s a snout rest, intended for the comfort of snouts.  What else would you do with it?

[snoopingasusualisee]

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

[snoopingasusualisee]

[chorizho-deactivated20240610]

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

[catboywhimsy]

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody 

[cvberitual]

you recognized it

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]