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Damsel causing distress

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there's genuinely something wrong with parents who derive pleasure from forcing their kids to do something against their will.

Example: my mom is making me kill a chicken. She could have bought already dead chicken in the store. She could have asked my sister who's done it many times and doesn't mind it. But no. They both find it endlessly hilarious that I don't want to

If it was an immediate thing, I'd probably do it. I don't mind assisting someone else either, but I'm deeply uncomfortable with sawing back and forth at its neck and holding it down with my bare hands until it's dead.

Right now I'm sobbing in the kitchen, nauseous with both me and the chicken having a panic attack and I know I'm gonna get yelled at and get in so much trouble for not killing it while they're gone but I just can't bring myself to do it

Anyone with chicken killing advice lmk

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glasses are a suggestion

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I know I've studied enough when I start seeing the shadow people out of the corner of my eye

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Have we learned nothing from the lorax movie

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running into conservatives on tumblr is always so crazy like why are the puritans at the devil's sacrament

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this is one of my favorite Twitter threads and it belongs in a sociology textbook

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Cum shirt pride

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Lets see the cum shirt pride flag

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the first stripe is the cum, the second stripe is the black shirt you cum on, the third stripe is the tip of the penis, and the final stripe is the shaft of the penis <3 happy pride!!

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I knew I was failing at sex but was it necessary to put it on my ID ??

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Voting ended onMay 20, 2025

I just want a reference of what's alot and what's average on here

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All I can think of since the pope died is that one guy who's mom had two flavors of pope water. How's your mom? Is she excited for the new pope flavor??

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I think the problem is when you try to do anything cool as a woman your not cool your sexy. I can't fucking do anything and just be super awesome instead of sexy

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you can't complain about AI taking jobs if you're training it to do that. ChatGPT has done more of your homework then you have, no wonder it's more qualified

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I love that Tumblr doesn't show you other ppls follower count but sometimes I wish I could have the perspective of what the "average count" is.

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teaching ethics coarses in stem fields isn't enough anymore we need to start mandated a humanities /stem buddy system where stem majors get gentle parented out of committing crimes against humanity

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hosting the Salem witch trials but for people who use AI

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We've created a new ai to sit at the beach and enjoy life for you. Now you can get back to the office and your boss doesn't have to give you pto. You Welcome:)

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There are two wolves inside me. We're a throuple. It's awesome