Space and time walk into a bar.
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Space and time walk into a bar.
I can't believe the sun in New England is THIS orange right now
Hey baby, are you a bad bit of code?
Because I really need to find your colon
Dad jokes!!!
Son:Dad, I'm hungry. Dad:Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Son:Dad, seriously. I'm really hungry. Dad:Aright, fine. There's an apple in the fridge, but remember to knock first. Son:Why? Dad: 'Cause there's a salad dressing inside! Son:(looks in the fridge)But...there no salad dressing in the fridge. Dad:Son, you have no sense of humor. Son:...OH! I get it. whoops.
"Centaurs have six limbs so that makes them bugs"
The average bug has ten limbs.
And notably bugs do not have keratin or internal skeletons as centaurs are typically portrayed with.
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I need to lock in and start posting more or I'm going to become lost media istg
I was sitting in a Captain D’s earlier -after getting outvoted on where to get dinner- and while waiting in an empty restaurant with the sound of rain from a passing cold front outside; a slightly crusty sounding rendition of After the Storm by Kali Uchis came on the radio.
The whole atmosphere was a pretty chill vibe if I’m being honest, and not just because it dropped 25F(-3.8C?) from earlier this afternoon! (Ba dum tss)