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Chris Evans as Ransom Drysdale Knives Out, 2019 Director: Rian Johnson

[kurosmind]

There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me.  The jaw line.  Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding: this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.

and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.

WHY?????  Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??

Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.

????? 

[eorzean-cabbage]

That feel when you’re Asian and your father with a bad leg was about to be sent off to surely die in a war for your great empire so you squared up both metaphorically and physically.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

it’s on the fricking vhs cover

this has bothered me since 1999

[smaug-official]

Why do you have to come for Mulan like this

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

It’s called contour sweetie

[thequantumqueer]

[dramionemoonstone]

Aziraphale: What's this Crowley?

Crowley: A to do list.

Aziraphale: It just has my name on it.

Crowley: Right you are angel.

[dramionemoonstone]

Aziraphale, dressed in a black outfit: So, I heard you like badboys.

Crowley: No, not really.

Aziraphale, taking off the leather jacket: Oh thank God.

[dramionemoonstone]

Aziraphale, kisses Crowley on the cheek: Good morning my gorgeous partner, pray tell, did you happen to eat my leftover chocolate cake.

Crowley: Yeah, I did.

Aziraphale: Fucker.

[dramionemoonstone]

A post of mine reached 1 thousand notes, like 30 new people have followed me?? Who am I??????????

[dramionemoonstone]

Crowley, watching all the latest trends on social media: These teens are getting so weird, like what is up with these VSCO girls being the new tumblr girls?

Aziraphale, while wearing a scrunchie: I believe they say SKSKSKS dear.

[dramionemoonstone]

Aziraphale: Don't say a word.

Crowley: Fergalicious.

Aziraphale: I said, don't say a word.

Crowley: So now that it is convenient for you its a word. Last week when we were playing scrabble it wasn't. I see.

[dramionemoonstone]

Ok, but just

I know it's so fun to write hilarious moments between the two but please think of soft ineffable husbands moments:

Crowley starts having these horrible nightmares of Aziraphale being dead, because he almost lost him and always calls Aziraphale when he wakes up to make sure hes alive. Aziraphale has started catching up and always shows up with hot cocoa and started slowly moving in...

Both of them going to Anathema and Newts wedding while getting drunk, hitting on each other constantly and pretending there is no one around them when its late at night and the band starts playing slow songs.

Adam still being traumatized from all the events that happened but refusing to admit it with anyone else but Aziraphale and Crowley, they seem to always understand him best of all and always send the best gifts for his birthday.

Aziraphale being upset that he won't be able to read anymore of Shakespeare works. Hence, Crowley going straight to hell and making Shakespeare write another play but telling Aziraphale that nobody had discovered it before. And Aziraphale pretending to believe him

[dramionemoonstone]

Crowley: I will fucking send you to hell, motherfucker.

Aziraphale: Crowley! Language, dear.

Crowley: Sorry, angel.

Crowley: I will fucking send you to live with Lucifer, motherfucker.

[dramionemoonstone]

Aziraphale, in the top bunk: But, what if whenever we talked you couldn't here wher my voice was coming from, like it was just a general omnious voice.

Crowley, trying to sleep: Shut the fuck up angel please.

Aziraphale: Like what would you do if I couldn't here where your voice was coming from?

Crowley, throws a pillow at Aziraphales head: Like this.

[monkeycup-deactivated20200208]

Public service announcement for Good Omens fans

This is a flake

That's what is in the icecream seen here

Aziraphale is just that decadent

[monkeycup-deactivated20200208]

Cinematic Poetry Update !

I have been informed that the Popsicle in “Crowley’s” hand is a Strawberry split

A sleek/ flashy bright red exterior with a creamy vanilla interior, a perfect analogy for Aziraphale hiding inside Crowley’s body.

and of course the vanilla with a flake

Represents how Crowley put it in Aziraphale the night before

[moki-dokie]

kjahgakl;jgh

[dramionemoonstone]

How Crowley really Fell

Crowley an angsty teen, hanging with Lucifer and the boys: Oh my fucking-

God:

Crowley:

God: That's it, you're a fallen angel now.

[dramionemoonstone]

Teacher: Anthony... Janthony Crowley?

Crowley, fully blushing: Here.

Aziraphale, laughing his ass off: That's the name you decided to give yourself?

Teacher: Aziraphale Ziraphale... Fell?

Aziraphale, lowering his head in shame: ... Here.

[dramionemoonstone]

Crowley: You're so annoying.

Aziraphale: But your love me.

Crowley: That doesn't make you less annoying.

[dramionemoonstone]

Crowley, while Aziraphale is reading a book: Good morning, angel!

Crowley, annoyed he hasn't answered: Good morning, honeyshmucks!

Crowley, desperately trying to get his attention: Good fucking morning, soulmate!!

Aziraphale, fully listening to him but not answering because he's curious about how long this will go on:

Crowley, sitting on Aziraphales book: I said. Good. Morning. Angel.

Aziraphale, beaming at Crowley: Morning dear!

[dramionemoonstone]

Aziraphale: Hey Crowley, I'm testing out a new signature, can you tell me if it's any good?

Crowley: Sure, use this to practice.

Aziraphale: Brilliant, thank y-

Aziraphale: This is a marriage certificate.

Crowley: And what about it?