Drarry Chats Only

For purpose of A very Drarry Musical Script. Only chats will be posted here for script references.Tag @Drarrytalktome for a chat to be posted here.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Go fuck yourself

Draco: Go and fuck me yourself you coward

[halfbluemoons]

Draco: I’m home!

Harry: Brilliant. What food did you get?

Draco: *holds up eggplant*

Harry:

Harry:

Harry: Um. Okay. Where’s the rest?

Draco: This is all you wanted. I asked what you wanted… you texted back an eggplant.

Harry:

[drarry-imagines]

Hagrid, indicating to Buckbeak who is being pet by Harry: Anyone else want to ride him?

*Everyone has their hand down except for Draco*

Pansy, to Draco: He means the Hippogriff not Potter.

*Draco slowly puts his hand down*

[eufonius]

ron: is that a hickey?

harry: no it’s just a mosquito bite

draco: [walking in] hey guys

ron: hi mosquito 

[wolfstariscanon]

Harry: Hey, Draco. Nice robes. Are they unisex?

Draco: I don’t need sex, maybe you need sex.

Harry: No, Draco. U-N-I-sex.

Draco: Well, I can’t say no to that.

[slytherinboi]

Harry: so, Malfoy, what did you carve on your pumpkin?

Draco: a portrait of you

Harry: but you’ve carved a dick, that’s a dick

Draco: exactly

[malfoypoem]

draco: *arguing* this is a stupid idea-

blaise: *nods at harry*

harry: *hugs draco from behind*

draco: *flustered* .. what was i saying?

harry: you were agreeing with blaise

draco: … yeah

[its-hp-bitch]

Hermione: What’s this?

Harry: It’s my to-do list.

Hermione: Oh? That’s great. I’m so glad that you’re starting to be more organiz-

Hermione: This just says “Draco”.

[its-hp-bitch]

Draco: [unbuttoning shirt] God, it's hot in here.

Harry: Yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

[drarrytalktome]

Draco: I don't think that shirt suits you

Draco: Or those trousers

Draco: Good God, those pants are just hideous

Harry: Draco, you're stripping me

[drrarythings]

Harry: I can’t feel my butt.

Draco: I’ll feel it for you.

[bipotterheadfandomweirdo]

Harry: your hair looks good today.

Draco: it looks good everyday.

Harry: …

Harry: You make flirting very hard, you know?

Draco: You make me very hard.

Draco: *winks*

Draco: that’s how you flirt.

[drarrytalktome]

Seamus: Harry... fuck, marry, kill... Malfoy, P-

Harry: Malfoy.

Seamus: I haven’t fin-

Harry: I said what I said.

[drarrytalktome]

harry: you know what, malfoy, you do you.

draco: i'd rather you do me

harry: what

draco: what

[malfoyiss-deactivated20180702]

Harry: I want you in my bed

Draco: *shocked* come again?

Harry: oh, I will

[synonym-for-life]

Harry: Ouch. That hurt. You can be so mean.

Draco: Potter, I’m literally called ‘dragon’. I spit fire. Get used to the burns.

[drarrytalktome]

harry: stop staring at my ass, draco

draco: stop pointing your ass at my eyes