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Cosmic Funnies

Janaina Medeiros
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Stranger Things
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
styofa doing anything

if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
$LAYYYTER

izzy's playlists!
will byers stan first human second
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA

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Music Asks
your favorite album opener
a song starting w/ the same first letter of your first name
a song outside of your usual genre
a song that reminds you of your favorite season
a song from a lifelong favorite artist
your current “on repeat” song
a song your friend introduced you to that you ended up loving
a song that speaks the words you couldn’t say
a song that captures your aesthetic (can be ideal!)
a song about the place where you live
a song from an international artist
a song you can scream all the words to
a reboot of a song/songs you already loved (remix, mashup, acoustic, etc.)
a song with the name of a place in the title
a song that reminds you of traveling
your favorite childhood song
a song that reminds you of a good time
a song that reminds you of a bad time
a song from an artist whose old music you enjoy more than their new music
a song that empowers you
a song from a local artist
a song you related to in the past and present, but for different reasons
your favorite cheesy pop song
a song from a soundtrack (musical, movie, video game, etc.)
the song currently stuck in your head OR the song you are listening to right now
a song that taught you a lesson
an instrumental song
a song you always skipped, but ended up loving once you listened to it
your favorite album closer
your all-time favorite song
This shouldn’t be as funny as I’m finding it
Remus Lupin
“Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.”
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home. Happy September 1st!
“Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.” -Happy September 1st.
i’ve been in a headspace lately where i’m just always thinking about being barefoot in a forest in scotland, which was a very good excuse to paint something luna centric.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again since no-one has yet given me a valid reason as to why James Potter, lacking a wand, didn’t just transform into Prongs when Voldy turned up and like… fucking spear him. Why didn’t he do that? Like I don’t care how astonishingly powerful a dark wizard he was, no-one could ever be prepared for walking into a house and there’s just… a massive fuck off stag staring you down? How could you possibly react to that?
You couldn’t, giving said stag the opportunity to put an antler through his eye and save the day. Not to mention, can you imagine the Prophet headlines if that was how it’d gone down?
Valid reason coming your way….
You need a wand to assume your Animagus form.
You definitely don’t… Sirius did it in Azkaban.
Aha good point then yeah he should have impaled that motherfucker
He was unregistrated, right? I mean.. sure, he would have killed the dark lord, but still, it’s a crime. And then there’s the fact that the others were animagi too, which would lead to them being exposed and most certainly being accused of not getting themselves a registration. Their connections to Remus would be obvious, and I think he’d be exposed too. We all learned about the problems lycantrophy causes, and I don’t think James would have been stupid enough to risk that his best friend lost everything.
To be fair, you try telling the guy who FUCKING IMPALED Voldemort that he had to go to jail for being unregistered.
Also, it’s the ministry of magic. You could literally say that someone had created a stag by whatever means, and they’d buy it.
Another superlative point—"Where did the stag—yes, it was definitely a stag not a deer note that down please—where did it come from you ask? Oh, absolutely haven’t the foggiest Mister Minister Sir—it was just sort of there. Passing through I suppose.“
”…Passing through.“
“Yes.”
“Through your hallway.”
“Yes.”
“And stabbed Voldemort through the eye.”
“Through the eye, yes, and right through the brain: ghastly stuff, Minister, felt absolutely horrid.”
“It felt horrid?”
“I mean… I imagine so.”
“… right. And where did this deer go?”
“Oh, it vanished, Sir, quite spontaneously.”
“…uhuh. So the stag just wandered into your home, skewered a dark wizard, disapeared, and you saw neither where it came from nor where it went.”
“That’s about the size of it, yes.”
“… Yeah okay that sounds legit job done lads.”
Also you cannot tell me that James Potter gave two shits about whether or not it was illegal
Harry and Draco are assigned to brew amortentia together and when they finish they're both like... why does it smell like you?? Harry's smelling Draco's fancy French cologne and Draco's smelling sweaty Quidditch gear.
I mean they OBVIOUSLY must have messed up something in the potion. Maybe Harry accidentally dropped a bead of sweat into it or one of Draco's hairs fell in??
When they go to turn it in, Draco's all "I'm really sorry, Professor. I don't know what happened. I could have sworn we had followed all the instructions correctly."
And Slughorn inspects it and is all "looks perfectly fine to me! You boys have brewed quite the amortentia!"
And then they just look at each other and....
oh shit.
Bold Gryffindor, from the wild moor, Fair Ravenclaw, from the glen, Sweet Hufflepuff, from the valley broad, Shrewd Slytherin, from the fen.
Do You ever just fucking regret something so badly but theres not a single shit drizzle You can do about it? Because fuck
YepAnd then I wonder if things would have turned out differently if my actions had been different and how they would have changed and if it would have been better and then I just overthink stuff.But like you said there’s nothing you can do about it even though stopping thinking about it is easier said than done 🙃
Visiting Hogsmeade
I really love the fact that this looks like some drarry fic but its actually just prisoner of azkaban.
The Golden Trio - Ron Weasley
Weasley can save anything, He never leaves a single ring, That’s why Gryffindors all sing: Weasley is our King!
Marauders - Sirius Black