...Your mistake wasn't marrying Death, though that isn't the brightest idea.
[22:57:46] TheDeathAlicorn- Morty's Buttwife: (ninja)
[22:57:53] Katherine: She mah senpai, I've gotta be lovable
[22:57:54] Samuel Kim: Your idea was cheating Death.
[22:58:08] Seastride: Its official, Morty is Deadpool
[22:58:08] Samuel Kim: No matter who you are, where you are...
[22:58:11] Samuel Kim: Death will find you.
[22:58:16] TheDeathAlicorn- Morty's Buttwife: Ur screwed buddy.
[22:58:21] TheDeathAlicorn- Morty's Buttwife: Ur screwed.
[22:58:25] Samuel Kim: u dun goofed
[22:58:32] Katherine: Who?
[22:58:49] TheDeathAlicorn- Morty's Buttwife: Both of ya
[22:59:03] TheDeathAlicorn- Morty's Buttwife: Cheating on Death.
[22:59:13] Samuel Kim: The real question is, which of you is more screwed?
[22:59:23] Katherine: If you kill me
[22:59:33] Katherine: Vae will find out sooooooo c:
[22:59:45] TheDeathAlicorn- Morty's Buttwife: I ain't going fer you.
[22:59:52] Samuel Kim: ...I'd say Morty. Morty cheated on Pure with Death and now Death's pissed 'cause he licked Kat.
[23:00:00] TheDeathAlicorn- Morty's Buttwife: ^^^
[23:00:09] Samuel Kim: He's got two women scorned, one of which is out for his head and the other...well, probably will be.
[23:00:35] Katherine: *shrugs*
[23:00:40] Samuel Kim: Death doesn't like cheaters very much.
[23:00:52] TheDeathAlicorn- Morty's Buttwife: I am buttvorcing you Morty! Then I'm gonna kill you.
[23:01:10] Samuel Kim: You always did want to show him your home.
[23:01:11] Seastride: Morty getting all the booty
[23:01:13] Samuel Kim: Just not like this.
[23:01:35] Seastride: Is this gonna be a sad story?
[23:01:42] TheDeathAlicorn- Morty's Executioner: Morty'd better start running. I like a hunt.
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