i like to take my life one yolo at a time

[taylortut]

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU

[dreamclock]

Erha being one of the first danmei to get an audiobook is genuinely hysterical

[pierkyn]

STOOOOOOP

STOP ITTTT

STOP CALLING ME OUT GAME

[weltenwellen]

To Be Alive Gregory Orr

[say0ranarts]

for an ideal world

[dreamclock]

Hmmmm..... what if I got really into sasunaru.......

[dreamclock]

Woman coworker who was having an affair got fired but the MAN MANAGER did not

[yaoizedong]

first western bl fixed pairing

[chicademartinica]

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ZONKED ON PAIN MEDS WHEN KP EXPLODED AND I SAID THE WEST WOULD GIVE US A « BL PAIR » BECAUSE APO SIGNED WITH DIOR ??? The truth comes out of ear infection meds !!!

[khaotunng]

you're cursed. you're the prettiest twink in this fucking town. you're surrounded by loving friends who know you're going to die despite their best efforts. the most handsome guy in said town is a) your crush, b) your only chance at survival, c) the person katy perry wrote ''cause you're hot, then you're cold, you're yes, then you're no' about, d) spiritually obligated to remain chaste. you're going to die at 21. your mum is dead. your crush is reinventing the definition of mixed signals. you cry.

happened to my dear friend khem in khemjira (2025)

[dreamclock]

Agonizing over whether to play Oblivion or KCD2

[dreamclock]

[dreamclock]

These ABO dramas have ruined me, I have forgotten how to be normal. I got a lot of compliments when I went out on Saturday and said aloud "man my omega pheromones must be crazy today"

[pointlesscandies]

Back in my day there used to be a Mark Pakin in every Thai show you watched. Every show. Every genre. You’d turn on GMMTV and there he was—didn’t matter if it was a romantic drama or a cooking competition, he’d just be there, like some benevolent spirit haunting Thai lgbtq+ media. We didn’t question it. We just accepted it. That was the world we lived in. It was beautiful.

[lobotomy-lady]

complicated by avril lavigne as if jesus was singing it

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

He does so to dodge the draft

[rythyme]

the level of world building in this fucking omegaverse show is INSANE. like it's not just kinky sex. it's pharmaceutical companies vying for hormone suppressant patents and pheromone gland cancer research. it's suppressants coming in multiple forms such as patches, inhalers, and injections. it's perfumes being sold that mimic certain pheromone scents. it's restrooms separated by alpha/beta/omega designation and not by "male" vs "female". it's the A/B/O Equal Rights Agreement that legally mandates care for omegas during their heats. it's the normalization of taking caregiver leave when your omega partner is in heat. it's the omegaverse fujoshis shipping two alphas together. like they really went ALL IN on the omegaverse lore and i'm honestly so here for it.

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time