incorrect hakuoki quotes & more

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[dreamyhakuoki]

Saito: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.

Okita: Kill two.

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Chizuru: Sometimes, I wish I had the ability to intimidate people.

Okita: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.

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Okita: Today’s show is sponsored by Katana.

Okita: Need to cut something? Use Katana! Need to stab someone? Try using Katana.

Okita: Have small one thing and want it to become two or more smaller things? You could try Kodachi. Kodachi sometimes works.

Okita: But other times, you need Katana!

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Yamazaki: What are you doing?! You’re injured!

Hijikata: I don’t have time to be injured.

Yamazaki: You have two fractured ribs, a broken ankle, and a concussion!

Hijikata: It’s fine.

Yamazaki: It’s not fine.

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Kondo: What do you plan on majoring in college?

Harada: respecting women

Saito: bat man

Okita: minecraft

Kazama: fuckin weed

Yamazaki: w

Hijikata: criminal justice and psychology

Chizuru: i'm terrified that i'll lock myself into an interest that i'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i've pursued over my life!

Shinpachi: minecraft

Heisuke: minecraft as well

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aaaaa I DIDNT SEE THIS UNTIL NOW!! thank you very much everyone <3 

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Hijikata: Alright, swearing is banned. If you say a swear word you’re grounded.

Okita: Frick.

Hijikata: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Chizuru:

Harada:

Shinpachi:

Heisuke:

Saito:

Hijikata: Shit.

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Okita: I have a plan.

Hijikata: No killing for this.

Okita: I have no plan.

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Shinpachi: *staring pensively out of a window*

Chizuru: So beautiful, so thoughtful, my angel.

Shinpachi, to himself: I wonder how many riceballs I can fit in my mouth at once?

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Kazama: I don’t think you respect me enough.

Hijikata: I offer you exactly the respect you deserve: none.

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Shinpachi: Chizuru, is that a hickey?

Chizuru: No. It’s a mosquito bite.

Harada, walking in: Hey, guys.

Okita: Hey, mosquito.

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Chizuru: Wait, are you flirting with me?!

Harada: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

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Kazama to Hijikata: Jealousy is a disease, bitch. Get well soon, XOXO

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fresh hakuoki for all ur meme needs

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Chizuru: You know, if you ever need help with anything, and i mean anything, just tell me okay?

Okita: Hey can you hold this?

Chizuru: of course, Okita-sa - this is a head

Okita: And?

[spoonbae]

shrek looks so smug on the original so i decided to go with a not angry hijikata too. i created a monster

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i love my cursed ideas :’D

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Barber: How would you like your haircut?

Okita: Preferably with scissors but a sword could be badass