cherry wine.

drew rosen. 22.

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deararabvlla:

“i’m not always a raging alcoholic but desperate times call for desperate measures. i have this beautiful bottle of wine, would you care to join me?”

“It depends. What kind of wine? I’m not really into wine, but I like it if it’s the sweet stuff that tastes like juice.”

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ftkainc:

“      no offense, but if i wanted to be penetrated that many times by foreign objects, i’d do male on male orgy porn. i guess that’d be male on male on male on male. i’ll tell you what, cupcake, you give me ten bucks, and i’ll let you stick me. i’m not risking my skin without getting paid for it. ”

“You know, I’m so confident in my acupuncture abilities, that I’ll pay you ten dollars to let me do it. I guarantee that you’ll feel better by the time it’s over. There are no health negatives to it, and if I’m being honest, by the time you get off the table, you will feel like you’ve just taken a hit from a joint. It’s wild.” 

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coltvns:

‘ can’t say i’m interested in finding out. a scavenger hunt ? that’s so metal. please tell me more about all of the scandalous shit you’ve pulled. ’

“To top it all off, I was like 14. A 14 year old in mall jail. I was a tough kid growing up. I stole a Twix bar from a school fundraiser that same year. I guess you could say I had a year of rebellious turmoil.”

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hvdsun:

‘as much as i fantasize about being paralyzed, i’ll have to pass this round, love. if you ever make it to the real deal without ending someone’s life or confining them to a wheelchair, i’ll take ALL the free trials a girl can offer.’

“Think about the disability paychecks though. I mean, I feel like there is hardly anything else that qualifies for a major disability, you know? I’m like one test away from being certified, does that not sway you at all? What if I throw in a free back massage?”

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kourtnev:

“  i think i’ll take a  HARD  pass on the idea of you fucking stabbing me causally with needles. the only one  touching  me with a needle is  gonna  be me.  ”

“It’s hardly stabbing. It’s really just barely breaking through the skin, just enough to release tension in pressure points. It solves so many issues, too. Can’t sleep? Acupuncture. Digestion issues? Acupuncture. Loss of libido? Acupuncture. Muscle ache? Acupuncture. It’s magic!”

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“Acupuncture is the wave of the future. Every time I get off of the acupuncture table, I feel like I’m in another dimension. I’m almost certified as an acupuncturist. Want a free trial session? It’s free because... well, I’m almost certified. I’m great at it though, I swear.”

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alaskaalennon:

“man i might sound so dorky right now but my professor just told the class a good joke, do you want to hear it?”

“Of course I want to hear a joke. I always want to hear a joke. There is never a bad time for a joke. Okay, well maybe there is. But now’s not a bad time.”

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coltvns:

‘ nothing i’m willing to admit to. health department jail sounds worse than mexican jail. no reason? bullshit. how else do you think it’s flat enough to fit on the burger. ’

“There’s a health department jail? I was put in mall cop jail, once. It was stupid, I was on a mall scavenger hunt and they said that wasn’t allowed. So they took me to mall jail. They called me Little Rose in there. Sweet but deadly, you know?”

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lvckyhqs:

☆ — “okay, so what’s your standpoint on aliens ?? ‘cause someone came into ‘superstitions’ this afternoon and like, ranted for about 10 minutes on why ‘aliens don’t exist’. i obviously say bullshit to that. we have about 200 billion galaxies which means the amount of planets there are is like… ten to the twenty-fourth power. which is… a literal heptillion. plus, there’s so much evidence and believable theories to prove that they exist. it was just annoying because i bet they didn’t homeschool themselves on everything there is to know about space and conspiracies. they didn’t even get a freaking book.”

“Listen. I’m into conspiracy theories so hard, dude. I am one-hundred percent sure that I’ve been abducted before. I’ve done so much research and watched so many interviews and documentaries on aliens and alien abductions, I swear, I’ve been beamed up before. Multiple times, I think. I went to a psychic once, and she even said that I’ve had contact with aliens before, and I hadn’t even told her anything yet. They’re real. They’re out there.”

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coltvns:

‘  as  someone  who  spent  the  better  part  of  their  teenage  years  bouncing  from  one  fast  food  chain  to  another  i  can  SAFELY  say  that  everyone’s  life  motto  should  be  don’t  be  rude  to  people  who  touch  your  food.  ’   

“Yikes. Do you have any horror stories? I saw this video where this girl exposed Burger King once. Apperantly there was one in Kentucky where an employee was just jumping on top of the lettuce they used for their burgers. For like, no reason.”

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jvhnna:

‘ is it socially acceptable to dress up for halloween in the middle of summer ? ‘cause i found a sick BATGIRL costume at the thrift shop that fits me amazingly. i’m thinking of becoming a vigilante to hold myself over until october , cause that latex is really a girl’s best friend. ’

“I read on Facebook the other day that Halloween is a lifestyle, not a holiday. So go for it. People in Hollywood do it all the time. I visited there once, and saw like four different guys in Spiderman suits. They were practically famous there, so many people stopped to take pictures with them. That could be you.”

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hi guys c: my name’s natalie, but if you want to type less, then you can call me nat. i’m excited to rp with this group and the plot! if anyone wants to plot/make connections with my lil child drew, pls send me an im!

a lil about my lil child:

she’s a masseuse and is literally just trying to live life as unscathed as possible. she smokes too much and is composed of Chinese takeout. she lives to make people feel good, hence why she is a masseuse, but she can also be v selfish. pls say hi to her or me c: