Dr Finklesheetz

IM NOT A CUCKOO BIRD

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Mom says I can't watch gay sex but she can't stop me

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

I keep hearing black donkey meow in the room next to me

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I'm killing myself

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

Me too green donkey I can’t focus on my work by that I mean shooting diarrhea out of my ass like a rocket taking off its so bad

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Back to eating everything actually

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

Green donkey no you don’t get it it’s like a volcano of shit is erupting from my asshole

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I DONT WANT DETAILS🥹

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

I need you to understand how bad it is Ive been shitting so hard that my crap has blown out of the toilet

[yoshi-smlblogs]

@marvinmarvinblog we need a new toilet🥹

[marvinmarvinblog]

MAN WHY I THOUGHT TODAY WAS GONNA BE NORMAL 😢

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Oh yeah we also need a new sink I ate it

[marvinmarvinblog]

Of course we do okay I’ll get them

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Can u buy more food too

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fine 😢

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Can u buy more nickels

[marvinmarvinblog]

I don’t think I can buy them but I’ll try

[itsamealuisblog]

Mushrooms

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay mushrooms anyone else

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Lawn mower

[marvinmarvinblog]

No fuck you

[woodytheshrimpolover]

Shrimpo

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay Shrimpos

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Apple

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

[brucesimmonsblogs]

🤫🤫🤫

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay ig I’ll get you a Apple 🥹

[penelopeguyblogs]

Labubu

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fine

[jackiechublog]

Eggroll

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay eggroll too 🥹

[karenguyblog]

Lasagna

[marvinmarvinblog]

And lasagna

[christhecucumberblogs]

Crack

[marvinmarvinblog]

I think I’ll go to jail for that one

[christhecucumberblogs]

Sigh 😮‍💨

[marvinmarvinblog]

I’m sorry Chris

[steinbeckblogs]

Can I have eggroll too

[marvinmarvinblog]

Yeah sure

[notfatwarvinblog]

Money

[marvinmarvinblog]

No

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Chicken

[marvinmarvinblog]

Why are you here again and fine

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Don't ask questions.

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

I keep hearing black donkey meow in the room next to me

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I'm killing myself

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

Me too green donkey I can’t focus on my work by that I mean shooting diarrhea out of my ass like a rocket taking off its so bad

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Back to eating everything actually

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

Green donkey no you don’t get it it’s like a volcano of shit is erupting from my asshole

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I DONT WANT DETAILS🥹

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

I need you to understand how bad it is Ive been shitting so hard that my crap has blown out of the toilet

[yoshi-smlblogs]

@marvinmarvinblog we need a new toilet🥹

[marvinmarvinblog]

MAN WHY I THOUGHT TODAY WAS GONNA BE NORMAL 😢

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Oh yeah we also need a new sink I ate it

[marvinmarvinblog]

Of course we do okay I’ll get them

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Can u buy more food too

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fine 😢

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Can u buy more nickels

[marvinmarvinblog]

I don’t think I can buy them but I’ll try

[itsamealuisblog]

Mushrooms

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay mushrooms anyone else

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Lawn mower

[marvinmarvinblog]

No fuck you

[woodytheshrimpolover]

Shrimpo

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay Shrimpos

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Apple

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

[brucesimmonsblogs]

🤫🤫🤫

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay ig I’ll get you a Apple 🥹

[penelopeguyblogs]

Labubu

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fine

[jackiechublog]

Eggroll

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay eggroll too 🥹

[karenguyblog]

Lasagna

[marvinmarvinblog]

And lasagna

[christhecucumberblogs]

Crack

[marvinmarvinblog]

I think I’ll go to jail for that one

[christhecucumberblogs]

Sigh 😮‍💨

[marvinmarvinblog]

I’m sorry Chris

[steinbeckblogs]

Can I have eggroll too

[marvinmarvinblog]

Yeah sure

[notfatwarvinblog]

Money

[marvinmarvinblog]

No

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Chicken

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Do you have a daughter named kait?

What

[important-dog-pics]

[crayondestroyer]

@drfinklesheetzoffical

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

What

[crayondestroyer]

I don't know I'm sorry

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Hold on my bread monster escaped

[important-dog-pics]

[crayondestroyer]

@drfinklesheetzoffical

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

What

[catchymemes]

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

@crayonthelooeykisser couldn't be me 😂

[crayondestroyer]

Ew gross loving relationships too far be into something normal 😮‍💨

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Fr😮‍💨😮‍💨

[crayondestroyer]

Sick freaks I tell you

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Can't believe people like that exist😮‍💨

[catchymemes]

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

@crayonthelooeykisser couldn't be me 😂

[crayondestroyer]

Ew gross loving relationships too far be into something normal 😮‍💨

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Fr😮‍💨😮‍💨

[catchymemes]

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

@crayonthelooeykisser couldn't be me 😂

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I know you turned me down but do you want to make theories together

Yes

[crayondestroyer]

Hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥 I've been trying to make a theory that bubble gum is actually made from old condoms but no one will help me

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Okay I actually believe your theory let me say one of my reasonings.

Old condoms are usually sticky and chewy right? Guess what, bubblegum is too

[crayondestroyer]

Yeah and sometimes they have pink packaging and so does bubble gum... The gum companies thought they could hide this from us

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Yes, this is why I invented my own gum

[crayondestroyer]

Oh hell yeah what's it made out of

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Perfume and soap

[crayondestroyer]

That must smell so good and that means it will taste good too obviously

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

My taste buds r destroyed so I can't try it out, can you try it for me

[crayondestroyer]

Bet

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

How does it taste

[crayondestroyer]

Like I'm licking a shower after somebody used it

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I'm sorry I know exactly how thst tastes and it's not pleasant

[crayondestroyer]

Yeah me too 😮‍💨 maybe a different flavor would be better

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

What about toielt water and strawberry toothpaste

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I know you turned me down but do you want to make theories together

Yes

[crayondestroyer]

Hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥 I've been trying to make a theory that bubble gum is actually made from old condoms but no one will help me

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Okay I actually believe your theory let me say one of my reasonings.

Old condoms are usually sticky and chewy right? Guess what, bubblegum is too

[crayondestroyer]

Yeah and sometimes they have pink packaging and so does bubble gum... The gum companies thought they could hide this from us

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Yes, this is why I invented my own gum

[crayondestroyer]

Oh hell yeah what's it made out of

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Perfume and soap

[crayondestroyer]

That must smell so good and that means it will taste good too obviously

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

My taste buds r destroyed so I can't try it out, can you try it for me

[crayondestroyer]

Bet

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

How does it taste

[crayondestroyer]

Like I'm licking a shower after somebody used it

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I'm sorry I know exactly how thst tastes and it's not pleasant

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I know you turned me down but do you want to make theories together

Yes

[crayondestroyer]

Hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥 I've been trying to make a theory that bubble gum is actually made from old condoms but no one will help me

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Okay I actually believe your theory let me say one of my reasonings.

Old condoms are usually sticky and chewy right? Guess what, bubblegum is too

[crayondestroyer]

Yeah and sometimes they have pink packaging and so does bubble gum... The gum companies thought they could hide this from us

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Yes, this is why I invented my own gum

[crayondestroyer]

Oh hell yeah what's it made out of

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Perfume and soap

[crayondestroyer]

That must smell so good and that means it will taste good too obviously

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

My taste buds r destroyed so I can't try it out, can you try it for me

[crayondestroyer]

Bet

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

How does it taste

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I know you turned me down but do you want to make theories together

Yes

[crayondestroyer]

Hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥 I've been trying to make a theory that bubble gum is actually made from old condoms but no one will help me

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Okay I actually believe your theory let me say one of my reasonings.

Old condoms are usually sticky and chewy right? Guess what, bubblegum is too

[crayondestroyer]

Yeah and sometimes they have pink packaging and so does bubble gum... The gum companies thought they could hide this from us

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Yes, this is why I invented my own gum

[crayondestroyer]

Oh hell yeah what's it made out of

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Perfume and soap

[crayondestroyer]

That must smell so good and that means it will taste good too obviously

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

My taste buds r destroyed so I can't try it out, can you try it for me

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I know you turned me down but do you want to make theories together

Yes

[crayondestroyer]

Hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥 I've been trying to make a theory that bubble gum is actually made from old condoms but no one will help me

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Okay I actually believe your theory let me say one of my reasonings.

Old condoms are usually sticky and chewy right? Guess what, bubblegum is too

[crayondestroyer]

Yeah and sometimes they have pink packaging and so does bubble gum... The gum companies thought they could hide this from us

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Yes, this is why I invented my own gum

[crayondestroyer]

Oh hell yeah what's it made out of

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Perfume and soap

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I know you turned me down but do you want to make theories together

Yes

[crayondestroyer]

Hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥 I've been trying to make a theory that bubble gum is actually made from old condoms but no one will help me

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Okay I actually believe your theory let me say one of my reasonings.

Old condoms are usually sticky and chewy right? Guess what, bubblegum is too

[crayondestroyer]

Yeah and sometimes they have pink packaging and so does bubble gum... The gum companies thought they could hide this from us

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Yes, this is why I invented my own gum

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I know you turned me down but do you want to make theories together

Yes

[crayondestroyer]

Hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥 I've been trying to make a theory that bubble gum is actually made from old condoms but no one will help me

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Okay I actually believe your theory let me say one of my reasonings.

Old condoms are usually sticky and chewy right? Guess what, bubblegum is too

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I know you turned me down but do you want to make theories together

Yes