Chris the cucumber!!!

I tell true facts here.

[braxtonjuniorblogs]

Pov: u lowkey wanna make out with ur homies but as yk homies so its gay haha😂 Its pov right not true😂😂

[timmyhuckerdoo]

Doesn't have to be just a pov!

[braxtonjuniorblogs]

Yo....

[timmyhuckerdoo]

We should all have like a hangout at your house...

[braxtonjuniorblogs]

Oh bet

[josephhisfriendfromschoolblog]

I was already in his house

[braxtonjuniorblogs]

Yeah

[salmon2-0]

I'm also at his house

[chefpeepeeoffical]

GET BACK ON MY PAN

[salmon2-0]

NO I'M TALKING TO THIS HOT DOLPHIN ON GRINDR

[loandolphin-tunalover]

Bro

[salmon2-0]

Oh hey should we get back to it

[loandolphin-tunalover]

Yeah we should

[salmon2-0]

Bet let me ditch this house and this guy's dinner

[chefpeepeeoffical]

What the fuck is happening

[salmon2-0]

What have you never seen a dolphin and a salmon hookup

[chefpeepeeoffical]

No actually I didn't

[salmon2-0]

Oh well now you did

[chefpeepeeoffical]

I'm gonna go in the pantry and rethink my life

[couchtherappersml]

I'M GOING INTO LABOR

[jeffywilfred]

Whoops @brooklyntguyblog

[brooklyntguyblog]

NOT AGAIN

[jeffywilfred]

I was bored okay

[couchtherappersml]

I was too I'm tired of people sitting on me

[jeffywilfred]

Yeah he was

[brooklyntguyblog]

Reasonable I don't know if I would want people sitting on me either well

[liltisthebest]

#homosexual #gay

[crayondestroyer]

I am

[liltisthebest]

Bro

[crayondestroyer]

I'm sorry Lil T formally known as T*ad

[woodytheshrimpolover]

I farted

[crayondestroyer]

I remember going on my old wattpad account and I saw a fanfiction of you x reader

[woodytheshrimpolover]

Back to being gone for a year

[crayondestroyer]

WAIT I'M SORRY

[christhecucumberblogs]

He's in the dungeon with me now

[crayondestroyer]

Yoooo Chris what's up I haven't seen you since we robbed that old lady

[christhecucumberblogs]

I went to prison

[braxtonjuniorblogs]

Pov: u lowkey wanna make out with ur homies but as yk homies so its gay haha😂 Its pov right not true😂😂

[timmyhuckerdoo]

Doesn't have to be just a pov!

[braxtonjuniorblogs]

Yo....

[timmyhuckerdoo]

We should all have like a hangout at your house...

[braxtonjuniorblogs]

Oh bet

[josephhisfriendfromschoolblog]

I was already in his house

[braxtonjuniorblogs]

Yeah

[salmon2-0]

I'm also at his house

[chefpeepeeoffical]

GET BACK ON MY PAN

[salmon2-0]

NO I'M TALKING TO THIS HOT DOLPHIN ON GRINDR

[loandolphin-tunalover]

Bro

[salmon2-0]

Oh hey should we get back to it

[loandolphin-tunalover]

Yeah we should

[salmon2-0]

Bet let me ditch this house and this guy's dinner

[chefpeepeeoffical]

What the fuck is happening

[salmon2-0]

What have you never seen a dolphin and a salmon hookup

[chefpeepeeoffical]

No actually I didn't

[salmon2-0]

Oh well now you did

[chefpeepeeoffical]

I'm gonna go in the pantry and rethink my life

[couchtherappersml]

I'M GOING INTO LABOR

[jeffywilfred]

Whoops @brooklyntguyblog

[brooklyntguyblog]

NOT AGAIN

[jeffywilfred]

I was bored okay

[couchtherappersml]

I was too I'm tired of people sitting on me

[jeffywilfred]

Yeah he was

[brooklyntguyblog]

Reasonable I don't know if I would want people sitting on me either well

[liltisthebest]

#homosexual #gay

[crayondestroyer]

I am

[liltisthebest]

Bro

[crayondestroyer]

I'm sorry Lil T formally known as T*ad

[woodytheshrimpolover]

I farted

[crayondestroyer]

I remember going on my old wattpad account and I saw a fanfiction of you x reader

[woodytheshrimpolover]

Back to being gone for a year

[crayondestroyer]

WAIT I'M SORRY

[christhecucumberblogs]

He's in the dungeon with me now

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

I keep hearing black donkey meow in the room next to me

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I'm killing myself

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

Me too green donkey I can’t focus on my work by that I mean shooting diarrhea out of my ass like a rocket taking off its so bad

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Back to eating everything actually

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

Green donkey no you don’t get it it’s like a volcano of shit is erupting from my asshole

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I DONT WANT DETAILS🥹

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

I need you to understand how bad it is Ive been shitting so hard that my crap has blown out of the toilet

[yoshi-smlblogs]

@marvinmarvinblog we need a new toilet🥹

[marvinmarvinblog]

MAN WHY I THOUGHT TODAY WAS GONNA BE NORMAL 😢

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Oh yeah we also need a new sink I ate it

[marvinmarvinblog]

Of course we do okay I’ll get them

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Can u buy more food too

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fine 😢

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Can u buy more nickels

[marvinmarvinblog]

I don’t think I can buy them but I’ll try

[itsamealuisblog]

Mushrooms

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay mushrooms anyone else

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Lawn mower

[marvinmarvinblog]

No fuck you

[woodytheshrimpolover]

Shrimpo

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay Shrimpos

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Apple

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

[brucesimmonsblogs]

🤫🤫🤫

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay ig I’ll get you a Apple 🥹

[penelopeguyblogs]

Labubu

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fine

[jackiechublog]

Eggroll

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay eggroll too 🥹

[karenguyblog]

Lasagna

[marvinmarvinblog]

And lasagna

[christhecucumberblogs]

Crack

[marvinmarvinblog]

I think I’ll go to jail for that one

[christhecucumberblogs]

Sigh 😮‍💨

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

I keep hearing black donkey meow in the room next to me

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I'm killing myself

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

Me too green donkey I can’t focus on my work by that I mean shooting diarrhea out of my ass like a rocket taking off its so bad

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Back to eating everything actually

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

Green donkey no you don’t get it it’s like a volcano of shit is erupting from my asshole

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I DONT WANT DETAILS🥹

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

I need you to understand how bad it is Ive been shitting so hard that my crap has blown out of the toilet

[yoshi-smlblogs]

@marvinmarvinblog we need a new toilet🥹

[marvinmarvinblog]

MAN WHY I THOUGHT TODAY WAS GONNA BE NORMAL 😢

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Oh yeah we also need a new sink I ate it

[marvinmarvinblog]

Of course we do okay I’ll get them

[yoshi-smlblogs]

Can u buy more food too

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fine 😢

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Can u buy more nickels

[marvinmarvinblog]

I don’t think I can buy them but I’ll try

[itsamealuisblog]

Mushrooms

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay mushrooms anyone else

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Lawn mower

[marvinmarvinblog]

No fuck you

[woodytheshrimpolover]

Shrimpo

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay Shrimpos

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Apple

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

[brucesimmonsblogs]

🤫🤫🤫

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay ig I’ll get you a Apple 🥹

[penelopeguyblogs]

Labubu

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fine

[jackiechublog]

Eggroll

[marvinmarvinblog]

Okay eggroll too 🥹

[karenguyblog]

Lasagna

[marvinmarvinblog]

And lasagna

[christhecucumberblogs]

Crack

[dogpuppy]

[christhecucumberblogs]

Crack

[christhecucumberblogs]

@brooklyntguyblog did you know that guy I mentioned is made from shit?!??????

[brooklyntguyblog]

Didn't I arrest you two days ago

[christhecucumberblogs]

I got out

[brooklyntguyblog]

Oh I probably should have put you in the cat crate and not the normal cell

[christhecucumberblogs]

I'll find a way out still

[brooklyntguyblog]

You're lucky I'm not at my cop job and I'm supposed to be putting out a fire but it's my mom's house so hmm

[christhecucumberblogs]

Did you know that roasted house taste like bacon????

[brooklyntguyblog]

No way I should try it

[christhecucumberblogs]

Yes😄😄😄

[christhecucumberblogs]

@brooklyntguyblog did you know that guy I mentioned is made from shit?!??????

[brooklyntguyblog]

Didn't I arrest you two days ago

[christhecucumberblogs]

I got out

[brooklyntguyblog]

Oh I probably should have put you in the cat crate and not the normal cell

[christhecucumberblogs]

I'll find a way out still

[brooklyntguyblog]

You're lucky I'm not at my cop job and I'm supposed to be putting out a fire but it's my mom's house so hmm

[christhecucumberblogs]

Did you know that roasted house taste like bacon????

[christhecucumberblogs]

@brooklyntguyblog did you know that guy I mentioned is made from shit?!??????

[brooklyntguyblog]

Didn't I arrest you two days ago

[christhecucumberblogs]

I got out

[brooklyntguyblog]

Oh I probably should have put you in the cat crate and not the normal cell

[christhecucumberblogs]

I'll find a way out still

[christhecucumberblogs]

@brooklyntguyblog did you know that guy I mentioned is made from shit?!??????

[brooklyntguyblog]

Didn't I arrest you two days ago

[christhecucumberblogs]

I got out

[christhecucumberblogs]

@brooklyntguyblog did you know that guy I mentioned is made from shit?!??????

[dogpuppy]

[christhecucumberblogs]

Real

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

@jeffywilfred why do I hear a countdown

[jeffywilfred]

Uhmmmmm ur getting the cheesecake prize

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

The creamy cream cheesecake all for me 🥺🥺

[jeffywilfred]

Yes🥹🥹❤️

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

The toilet exploded and it was NOT me this time

[woodytheshrimpolover]

I CAN SMELL IT FROM ALL THE WAY FROM CALIFORNIA

[shrekthecheesecakelover]

I'm not surprised It looks like somebody popped a hot air balloon full of chocolate in here

[christhecucumberblogs]

Did you know: eating chocolate makes you pee blood?!

[marvinmarvinblog]

Where nickel

I don't kno 😢

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Where

[marvinmarvinblog]

IDK I DIDN'T TOUCH IT

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Where

[marvinmarvinblog]

I don't know

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Where

[marvinmarvinblog]

I don't know where 🥹

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Where.

[marvinmarvinblog]

MAMA LUIS PLEASE I DON'T KNOW

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Where.

[marvinmarvinblog]

I don't know 😢😢

[mamaluisblogslmao]

WHERE

[marvinmarvinblog]

I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Tell me where my nickel is or else I will stick a needle up your ass and purposely miss 20 times

[marvinmarvinblog]

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS

[mamaluisblogslmao]

TELL ME NOW

[marvinmarvinblog]

I DON'T KNOW OKAY 🥹

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Thats it I'm calling my buddy monsyer

[marvinmarvinblog]

No please

[monsyer]

Tell me where it is or we're gonna have a problem here

[marvinmarvinblog]

I'M TELLING YOU I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS

[god-sml]

Cmon bro, just tell the man where it is

[marvinmarvinblog]

And now God is here what is my life and I don't know

[speedy-sml]

Tell us where the nickel is or else there's gonan he another angry birds series

[marvinmarvinblog]

NO I'LL GO LOOK FOR IT I PROMISE

[princesspenny-sml]

Bald ass 😮‍💨

[marvinmarvinblog]

I know I'm sorry 😢

[jacquespierrefrancois]

Go find it baldy

[marvinmarvinblog]

I'M TRYING MY BEST 😢😢

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

GIVE ME MY HOUSE PAYMENT

[marvinmarvinblog]

I CAN'T I'M TRYING TO FIND MY FRIEND'S NICKEL

[terrancethetarantulablogs]

I'm the pro

[marvinmarvinblog]

🥹

[pjcrenshaw-thecoolest]

Tsk tsk tsk...

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY DO RANDOM PEOPLE KEEP COMING IN MY HOUSE

[toni-sml]

Heyyy

[marvinmarvinblog]

No.

[steinbeckblogs]

I LICK BALLS

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHAT

[jackiechublog]

IM GONNA THROW DEAD FLIES AT YOU

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY 😢

[billy-aidslover]

IM GONNA SHIT AIDS ON YOU

[marvinmarvinblog]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG PLEASE

[christhecucumberblogs]

FIND THE NICKEL BALD

[marvinmarvinblog]

I drank all the beer, can I get more

Next time I go to the store maybe okay 😮‍💨

[jeffywilfred]

Beer now

[marvinmarvinblog]

No beer later

[jeffywilfred]

No beer now

[marvinmarvinblog]

No Jeffy beer later

[jeffywilfred]

I'm gonna cry like how I would cry when my mommy would beat me and lock me in the closet

[marvinmarvinblog]

Jeffy 🥹..

[jeffywilfred]

What

[marvinmarvinblog]

I will go to the store after I figure out what happened to the oven cause it's gone 😮‍💨

[chefpeepeeoffical]

Your stupid green guy Shrek turned the oven into a cheesecake

[marvinmarvinblog]

He fucking what

[chefpeepeeoffical]

I DONT KNOW CAN YOU TALK TO HIM

[marvinmarvinblog]

YEAH I WILL 🥹

[chefpeepeeoffical]

Thank you, your family keeps pissing me off🥹

[marvinmarvinblog]

I know they piss me off too 😢

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Do I piss you off🥺🥺🥺😢

[marvinmarvinblog]

Uhh no of course not ❤️❤️

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Good or else I would've done the blood eagle on u

[marvinmarvinblog]

Haha I know 😁😁😁

[tonytehtigerblogxd]

Do I🥺

[marvinmarvinblog]

Uh no obviously none of you guys I meant my other family yeah

[liltisthebest]

I ate your taco

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fair I don't think anybody has eaten in days because of Shrek 🥹

[liltisthebest]

Phew I thought you were gonna torture me like how mama Luis did last time

[marvinmarvinblog]

I'm too busy having a breakdown in the closet

[liltisthebest]

You do that too? Omg twins🥹❤️

[marvinmarvinblog]

Omg no way!! 😁❤️❤️

[feebeejeffybuzzbuzz]

I think I bought a real hippopotamus off Amazon by acciden

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHAT

[feebeejeffybuzzbuzz]

It's coming tomorrow

[marvinmarvinblog]

I'm going back in the closet

[feebeejeffybuzzbuzz]

ur not Jeffy when he saw mommy hitting me with the couch

[marvinmarvinblog]

🥹

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Is it okay if I use ur couch to test my new flamethrower

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY ARE YOU JUST IN MY HOUSE

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Uhhhh my finger slipped

[marvinmarvinblog]

[god-sml]

Thst damn apple

[craigthedevil]

Imagine being tempted by an apple 🤣🤣

[god-sml]

Thats it, mpreg is real

[logan30acreblog]

Hell yeah I mean oh no

[god-sml]

Do you want to be pregnant or something

[logan30acreblog]

I haven't decided yet

[god-sml]

Fym🥹

[logan30acreblog]

🤫🤫

[christhecucumberblogs]

Can I come out if the closet yet logan

[logan30acreblog]

No go back to playing poker with the other ones or whatever you guys do

[christhecucumberblogs]

They keep calling me slurs😢

[marvinmarvinblog]

I drank all the beer, can I get more

Next time I go to the store maybe okay 😮‍💨

[jeffywilfred]

Beer now

[marvinmarvinblog]

No beer later

[jeffywilfred]

No beer now

[marvinmarvinblog]

No Jeffy beer later

[jeffywilfred]

I'm gonna cry like how I would cry when my mommy would beat me and lock me in the closet

[marvinmarvinblog]

Jeffy 🥹..

[jeffywilfred]

What

[marvinmarvinblog]

I will go to the store after I figure out what happened to the oven cause it's gone 😮‍💨

[chefpeepeeoffical]

Your stupid green guy Shrek turned the oven into a cheesecake

[marvinmarvinblog]

He fucking what

[chefpeepeeoffical]

I DONT KNOW CAN YOU TALK TO HIM

[marvinmarvinblog]

YEAH I WILL 🥹

[chefpeepeeoffical]

Thank you, your family keeps pissing me off🥹

[marvinmarvinblog]

I know they piss me off too 😢

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Do I piss you off🥺🥺🥺😢

[marvinmarvinblog]

Uhh no of course not ❤️❤️

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Good or else I would've done the blood eagle on u

[marvinmarvinblog]

Haha I know 😁😁😁

[tonytehtigerblogxd]

Do I🥺

[marvinmarvinblog]

Uh no obviously none of you guys I meant my other family yeah

[liltisthebest]

I ate your taco

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fair I don't think anybody has eaten in days because of Shrek 🥹

[liltisthebest]

Phew I thought you were gonna torture me like how mama Luis did last time

[marvinmarvinblog]

I'm too busy having a breakdown in the closet

[liltisthebest]

You do that too? Omg twins🥹❤️

[marvinmarvinblog]

Omg no way!! 😁❤️❤️

[feebeejeffybuzzbuzz]

I think I bought a real hippopotamus off Amazon by acciden

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHAT

[feebeejeffybuzzbuzz]

It's coming tomorrow

[marvinmarvinblog]

I'm going back in the closet

[feebeejeffybuzzbuzz]

ur not Jeffy when he saw mommy hitting me with the couch

[marvinmarvinblog]

🥹

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Is it okay if I use ur couch to test my new flamethrower

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY ARE YOU JUST IN MY HOUSE

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Uhhhh my finger slipped

[marvinmarvinblog]

[god-sml]

Thst damn apple

[craigthedevil]

Imagine being tempted by an apple 🤣🤣

[god-sml]

Thats it, mpreg is real

[logan30acreblog]

Hell yeah I mean oh no

[god-sml]

Do you want to be pregnant or something

[logan30acreblog]

I haven't decided yet

[god-sml]

Fym🥹

[logan30acreblog]

🤫🤫

[christhecucumberblogs]

Can I come out if the closet yet logan

[timmyhuckerdoo]

so Timmy I heard your paneling at homocon

Shh...

yeah I am

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Omg I'll be there too!

[timmyhuckerdoo]

Omg no way!!

[christhecucumberblogs]

Hey me too!!

[jeffywilfred]

@marvinmarvinblog don't be angry but I threw up on ur bed

[marvinmarvinblog]

THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK SOMEONE HAS THROWN UP ON MY BED

[jeffywilfred]

I didn't mean it🥺

[marvinmarvinblog]

I'll clean it up 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[liltisthebest]

I ate ur mustache

[marvinmarvinblog]

HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT

[liltisthebest]

That's what u get for calling me a loser 14 years ago😮‍💨😮‍💨

[marvinmarvinblog]

Fair enough

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I pissed on your bed

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I teleported

[marvinmarvinblog]

I'm not even surprised at this point 🥹

[mamaluisblogslmao]

I spat on your bald shiny head

[marvinmarvinblog]

I would go get a paper towel but I'm sure somebody already ate those or shoved them up their ass something

[woodytheshrimpolover]

Okay you got me

[marvinmarvinblog]

Sobs

[braxtonjuniorblogs]

Can I bite your eyeballs

[marvinmarvinblog]

GO BITE YOUR DAD'S EYEBALLS

[braxtonjuniorblogs]

Noo he'll beat the shit out of me😢😢😢

[marvinmarvinblog]

I don't want my eyeballs bitten 😢

[christhecucumberblogs]

I ate ur tie